Jokes and Funny Stories II

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When I volunteered at the Endangered Wolf Center near St. Louis we would get fresh killed deer from the highway maintenance guys. Once in a while the arrival of a fresh road bump would dovetail with a guided tour. I would keep the tour busy away from the painted dog compound, fifteen African painted dogs, until the troops had the deer into their compound and were well away from the center of attention. Then they'd release the multi-colored bullets who went flying for full grown deer. Ten minutes later the only sign of the deer were the four new toys for the dogs. Even they couldn't eat hooves. The folks on the tour were always a bit slack-jawed.
 
Gawdzilla Sama said:
When I volunteered at the Endangered Wolf Center near St. Louis we would get fresh killed deer from the highway maintenance guys. Once in a while the arrival of a fresh road bump would dovetail with a guided tour. I would keep the tour busy away from the painted dog compound, fifteen African painted dogs, until the troops had the deer into their compound and were well away from the center of attention. Then they'd release the multi-colored bullets who went flying for full grown deer. Ten minutes later the only sign of the deer were the four new toys for the dogs. Even they couldn't eat hooves. The folks on the tour were always a bit slack-jawed.
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My first job was on the dustcarts. We would go around the town centre cleaning out all the shops and one day there were rats in the cellar.

The other guys were used to this and two or three of them went into the corner with sticks and battered them to death . You may be sure I was just an onlooker and took refuge on a box as the rats ran in circles for their lives.

Another occasion I recall was at home when we had a group of 4 or 5 cats with kittens bedded together as a group.

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A friend who was visiting brought her mild mannered dog (golden retriever) who poked his nose in to investigate.

I saw him beat a retreat across the lawn followed by the gang of mothers who leapt up on his flank and brought him down as well as any lions.

I had to pick up a stick to get them to leave the dog alone.
 
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