itchy ass

[dribbler]

my ass has been itching lately. does anyone know what would be a good cream to take care of this problem.

i was wondering in anyone has any sort of gel or pancake batter that would keep this from festering.

 

[sargentlard]

Take a shower....it solves most of such skin problems.

 

[cosmictraveler]

Try a dermabrasion, it takes everything off if it is done right!

 

[spuriousmonkey]

You could have worms. Especially if you itch more in the evening and night.

 

[fadeaway humper]

If you are talking about haemorrhoids, the only reliable course of action is amputation.
From the neck down.

Or you could lay off spicy food.

 

[OverTheStars]

Watch out! It could be scabies! My friend started itching real bad on his bum, and we all assumed it was poison ivy, but after a few months of itching, it had spread to his hands, arms, legs, genitals and so forth. We all thought he had poison ivy from taking a dump in the woods. I wont say anything else, except look it up on google, and compare your rash with pictures of other peoples rashes.

 

[Dreamwalker]

heh, if something like this comes out of your ass you know what the problem is...

But it can have many causes, perhaps you should go and speak with a doctor.