Isles of Sci

It took a step forward, "it" being a massive......dog? No. Wolf would be a description, but a vast understatement. I kept my sword at the ready, but with the knowledge that it wouldn't be much help if it pounced. I took a step back, and it took a step forward. Knowing i was loosing ground, i used my sword, whipped it across it's nose. It snarled and snapped at the sword. It leaned back, got ready to pounce. I screamed for Scram, not knowing if it would attack me or run...
 
Feeling quite proud of my pile of squid I'd caught, I decided to do one more cast then pack it in for the day. I flung the line right out deep and almost straight away, the fishing rod was just about ripped right out of may hands! This had to be the biggest squid the world had ever known!
I wrestled for about 40 minutes pulling it in and finally got a glimpse of it as I got it near the boat... It was huge, at least 3 metres long! There was no way I was going to get it up into the boat with just the fishing line, so i tied it to the mast, grabbed a long plank of wood and stuck it under the squid to try and lever it up.
It was still too heavy so I climbed the mast and jumped off onto the other end of the plank hoping to flip it into the boat...
Great theory, except it worked too well.
The squid went flying through the air, straight over the top of my boat, towards the pirate ship and straight down the stairs leading to under its deck.
Oops.
Next thing I hear Blue screaming from down below. Great, now I was gonna cop an earfull.
I jumped across to the other boat and ran down the stairs.
WTF?!!
The squid had landed on some giant startled looking wolf thingy and now they were tearing each other to shreds...
 
I think you might get more coconut customers in scivillage! This thread appears to be dying... Snobby Monkey f**ked off back to scivillage, Blue's too busy with work... with the two most creative posters gone, I really cant be bothered anymore... :m:
 
Shall we move to the village?

Yeah, sorry guys, my bad. I was hoping with holidays up i'd have more time, but it didn't really happen.
BTW, am i the only chick round?
 
Shall we move to the village?

Headin back home for xmas soon but if you guys are still there after new years... expect a lighthouse to come falling out of the sky...
 
I wake up after a month long sleep, to find a lighthouse in the middle of the town. If a town can be composed of castles. Inspecting it, i find rocket fuel in the base of it.......

.....he he he he.....
 
agh, my precious rocket fuel someone has removed it from my shed, oh god, were all gonna die!
 
Back
Top