I know a couple of women who just love to wear crazy shoes.
Hey, I wear crazy socks and ties so I guess I understand. If they made crazy shoes for men I might consider it, although the older I get the more uncomfortable they become. I can't even wear the negative-heel "Earth shoe" kind of shoes I used to. They make my back hurt.
And those Skeechers with the ball in the middle of the sole, forget it. I almost fell over in the store, somebody had to grab me.
I understand that the "fuck-me pumps" David Bowie sang about in the 1970s are now CFMPs: "come fuck me pumps." All the kids talk about 'em.
I do have a four-foot long Dr. Seuss-style stocking cap.