As a guy... none of those look even the least bit appealing... or even SAFE!
But then again, I've always been a barefoot/bluejean/t-shirt kinda guy... and good God Almighty does my gal look fine in her comfy getupAs an added bonus - it's easier to "run away" should you feel like having fun when you aren't wearing those high-healed deathtraps XD
I so totally agree with your assessment. My point in posting these bizarre illustrations is precisely to ask "What's the point?"
This one looks to be potentially fatal!