I Think of All Those Republicans ...
... who complained about everything wrong with government, and make-believe tyranny, and the prospect of lawless Democrats destroying democracy, and it feels like I should be laughing derisively: Pennsylvania Republicans are so upset they are staging a bizarre coup against their own state Senate president, a fellow Republican, in order refuse to seat a duly elected Democrat. Abraham Gutman↱ of the Philadelphia Inquirer notes:
The Republican Party today is a mix of elements, including the litany of conservative warning projected on their opponents, and also what they resented about how the opposition described them. Supremacist, authoritarian, lawless: Who, ever, would have expected? Kind of like how Democrats and supporters are variously eyeing questions about a U.S. Senate election in Kentucky↗ that, if the problem is real, pretty much precisely describes what Republicans warned and accused about tampering with voting machines. It's one thing if we would rather not rush to wag and accuse on cue, and will be another to shake our heads sadly and consider the future if it turns out this really is how it's been going the whole time. It's the old punch line, all over again: Republicans tell us what is wrong with government, and then they get elected and prove it.
But this has been going on long enough it isn't an accident. Or, to make it complicated, American conservatives have run out of excuses, and if their justification is that, for decades, they didn't know because they were not able to put such basic and obvious pieces together, then they invoke a crisis of disqualifying themselves for incompetence to the point of noncompetency.
For instance, an anecdotal example: About ten years ago↗, I tried addressing a popular complaint of liberal elitism, asking if it ever occured to people that it's not always simple, evil contempt. I asked if it it ever occured to anyone that there might be a reason. And I gave a few examples from recent Republican politics. It's one thing if someone wanted to argue that the examples I offered weren't true; it would be another if someone wanted to suggest the examples were overstated, but a conservative response↗ that came back ran, "This thread is a perfect example of liberal arrogance", denounced a straw man, and then asked two crackpot rhetorical questions.
And, sure, this is just one example from ten years ago, but it's also the Republican Party conservatives struggled to raise into the Trump White House. Trying to simply conceive of the list of conservative principles, such as they ever were, the Trump presidency has thrown out, is itself a discouraging, headaching prospect. And when we consider decades of subtext in complaints against political correctness, most recently promoting the idea of an "intellectual dark web", and then complaining against "cancel culture", the whole time lamenting the indecency of suggesting someone is behaving poorly—i.e., that "liberal arrogance" my conservative neighbor denounced—there seems a straightforward coin toss: Were certain assessments of other people's malice correct, or were those others really so stupid as excuse requires? If I go fish, I can actually find the occasion my neighbor tried blaming Barack Obama for being so radical as to force nonracist conservatives to say and do racist things. These years later, the most consistent aspect of American conservate politic has been the supremacism.°
Not irrelevant is something I refer to as blaming the penguin, after a 2018 Tom Tomorrow↱ cartoon, and the weak-tea justification chatter persisted enough that a few months later, Matt Bors↱ captured the American white supremacist justification succinctly: "I just hate to do this," laments the American Nazi as he gets his swatstika tattoo. "I feel bullied, really."
Moreover, it's not just white supremacism; one cannot possibly recall and enumerate every formulation of how feminism causes misogyny, but, similarly, inasmuch as we were ever supposed to believe that one isn't a misogynist and it's all a misunderstanding, the misunderstood not-supremacists ought to have figured out, over the course of years, something about how that misunderstanding occurs, and the reason they haven't is that it is not really a misunderstanding and never was.°°
Still, I think of all those Republicans who complained about everything wrong with government, and make-believe tyranny, and the prospect of lawless Democrats destroying democracy, and it feels like I should be laughing derisively because they deserve the scorn and contempt and shame they have so feared throughout. Given how many opportunities, they simply could not bring anything else to bear.
Or, y'know, we don't want to be too narrow, so it is worth taking a moment to consider the breathtaking scope of corruption Republicans and conservatives have brought to bear. It wasn't just supremacism; it was also corruption. That, too, is an extraordinary litany with exponential valences of irony that quickly becomes unbelievable save for the point that truth is stranger than fiction.
But, still, I think of all those Republicans, and calling them hypocritical is a wasted word. And it's true, calling them liars seems unfair. But that is its own problematic point, as we again run up against the circularity, or even circularized insularity, of the conservative fallacy. Even for one accustomed to the expectation of cutting breaks, throwing bones, and finding all manner of excuse for why something isn't what it looks like, the straightforward refusal of democracy shown today by Pennsylvania State Senate Republicans really ought to be more surprising.
As my conservative neighbor whined that one purports "to discuss liberal contempt for conservatism, then simply concludes 'of course we have contempt for them, they're a bunch of fuckin' idiots'", but that hyperbolic inflation simply aimed to avoid the issue: Did it ever occur to anyone that there might be a reason, because after a while, hearing these sorts of arguments on a regular basis, some might start to think conservatives are actually serious about this sort of stuff.
It's ten years later; conservatives haven't let up—I believe them.
And I think of all those Republicans over the years, and, really, it turns out they really were that awful. How dare we even wonder at such bigotry and corruption? How dare they fail to bring anything else?
And if they really, really want us to believe they really are that awful, okay, they have earned our respect on that particular point. No, really; they spent at least a generation on this. Remember the 2010 Tea Party election? Check who was coming of age among conservatives: The youth who grew up post Roemer v. Evans, hearing their parents seethe about corruption and judicial activism and political correctness, and how government doesn't work and everything it does is illegitimate. That's thirty years, now, since the Gay Fray really got underway. And ask women, and people of color, about the time before, during, and since.
And now, here we are: This is all they have to work with. Republicans are willing to call off democracy. And why? Well, look at what, compared to the principles asserted over the course of decades, actually endures. This is who they are. This is who they always were.
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Notes:
@abgutman. "I don't have the most experience in watching the Pennsylvania state senate but I can't say that I've *ever* seen something like what just happened. To be clear: the 45th district seat is *empty* as they are reading roll call now despite a certified election winner in the chamber." Twitter. 5 January 2021. Twitter.com. 5 January 2021. https://bit.ly/392AMdT
Bors, Matt. "Fault Right". The Nib. 7 August 2018. TheNib.com. 5 January 2021. http://bit.ly/2L2vXcs
Tomorrow, Tom. "Penguin thinks we're Nazis". This Modern World. 28 May 2018. DailyKos.com. 5 January 2021. http://bit.ly/2zojjht
... who complained about everything wrong with government, and make-believe tyranny, and the prospect of lawless Democrats destroying democracy, and it feels like I should be laughing derisively: Pennsylvania Republicans are so upset they are staging a bizarre coup against their own state Senate president, a fellow Republican, in order refuse to seat a duly elected Democrat. Abraham Gutman↱ of the Philadelphia Inquirer notes:
I don't have the most experience in watching the Pennsylvania state senate but I can't say that I've *ever* seen something like what just happened. To be clear: the 45th district seat is *empty* as they are reading roll call now despite a certified election winner in the chamber.
The Republican Party today is a mix of elements, including the litany of conservative warning projected on their opponents, and also what they resented about how the opposition described them. Supremacist, authoritarian, lawless: Who, ever, would have expected? Kind of like how Democrats and supporters are variously eyeing questions about a U.S. Senate election in Kentucky↗ that, if the problem is real, pretty much precisely describes what Republicans warned and accused about tampering with voting machines. It's one thing if we would rather not rush to wag and accuse on cue, and will be another to shake our heads sadly and consider the future if it turns out this really is how it's been going the whole time. It's the old punch line, all over again: Republicans tell us what is wrong with government, and then they get elected and prove it.
But this has been going on long enough it isn't an accident. Or, to make it complicated, American conservatives have run out of excuses, and if their justification is that, for decades, they didn't know because they were not able to put such basic and obvious pieces together, then they invoke a crisis of disqualifying themselves for incompetence to the point of noncompetency.
For instance, an anecdotal example: About ten years ago↗, I tried addressing a popular complaint of liberal elitism, asking if it ever occured to people that it's not always simple, evil contempt. I asked if it it ever occured to anyone that there might be a reason. And I gave a few examples from recent Republican politics. It's one thing if someone wanted to argue that the examples I offered weren't true; it would be another if someone wanted to suggest the examples were overstated, but a conservative response↗ that came back ran, "This thread is a perfect example of liberal arrogance", denounced a straw man, and then asked two crackpot rhetorical questions.
And, sure, this is just one example from ten years ago, but it's also the Republican Party conservatives struggled to raise into the Trump White House. Trying to simply conceive of the list of conservative principles, such as they ever were, the Trump presidency has thrown out, is itself a discouraging, headaching prospect. And when we consider decades of subtext in complaints against political correctness, most recently promoting the idea of an "intellectual dark web", and then complaining against "cancel culture", the whole time lamenting the indecency of suggesting someone is behaving poorly—i.e., that "liberal arrogance" my conservative neighbor denounced—there seems a straightforward coin toss: Were certain assessments of other people's malice correct, or were those others really so stupid as excuse requires? If I go fish, I can actually find the occasion my neighbor tried blaming Barack Obama for being so radical as to force nonracist conservatives to say and do racist things. These years later, the most consistent aspect of American conservate politic has been the supremacism.°
Not irrelevant is something I refer to as blaming the penguin, after a 2018 Tom Tomorrow↱ cartoon, and the weak-tea justification chatter persisted enough that a few months later, Matt Bors↱ captured the American white supremacist justification succinctly: "I just hate to do this," laments the American Nazi as he gets his swatstika tattoo. "I feel bullied, really."
(Intermezzo, or, A Joke: Remind the Nazi that Rube Goldberg was a Jew.)
Moreover, it's not just white supremacism; one cannot possibly recall and enumerate every formulation of how feminism causes misogyny, but, similarly, inasmuch as we were ever supposed to believe that one isn't a misogynist and it's all a misunderstanding, the misunderstood not-supremacists ought to have figured out, over the course of years, something about how that misunderstanding occurs, and the reason they haven't is that it is not really a misunderstanding and never was.°°
Still, I think of all those Republicans who complained about everything wrong with government, and make-believe tyranny, and the prospect of lawless Democrats destroying democracy, and it feels like I should be laughing derisively because they deserve the scorn and contempt and shame they have so feared throughout. Given how many opportunities, they simply could not bring anything else to bear.
Or, y'know, we don't want to be too narrow, so it is worth taking a moment to consider the breathtaking scope of corruption Republicans and conservatives have brought to bear. It wasn't just supremacism; it was also corruption. That, too, is an extraordinary litany with exponential valences of irony that quickly becomes unbelievable save for the point that truth is stranger than fiction.
But, still, I think of all those Republicans, and calling them hypocritical is a wasted word. And it's true, calling them liars seems unfair. But that is its own problematic point, as we again run up against the circularity, or even circularized insularity, of the conservative fallacy. Even for one accustomed to the expectation of cutting breaks, throwing bones, and finding all manner of excuse for why something isn't what it looks like, the straightforward refusal of democracy shown today by Pennsylvania State Senate Republicans really ought to be more surprising.
As my conservative neighbor whined that one purports "to discuss liberal contempt for conservatism, then simply concludes 'of course we have contempt for them, they're a bunch of fuckin' idiots'", but that hyperbolic inflation simply aimed to avoid the issue: Did it ever occur to anyone that there might be a reason, because after a while, hearing these sorts of arguments on a regular basis, some might start to think conservatives are actually serious about this sort of stuff.
It's ten years later; conservatives haven't let up—I believe them.
And I think of all those Republicans over the years, and, really, it turns out they really were that awful. How dare we even wonder at such bigotry and corruption? How dare they fail to bring anything else?
And if they really, really want us to believe they really are that awful, okay, they have earned our respect on that particular point. No, really; they spent at least a generation on this. Remember the 2010 Tea Party election? Check who was coming of age among conservatives: The youth who grew up post Roemer v. Evans, hearing their parents seethe about corruption and judicial activism and political correctness, and how government doesn't work and everything it does is illegitimate. That's thirty years, now, since the Gay Fray really got underway. And ask women, and people of color, about the time before, during, and since.
And now, here we are: This is all they have to work with. Republicans are willing to call off democracy. And why? Well, look at what, compared to the principles asserted over the course of decades, actually endures. This is who they are. This is who they always were.
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Notes:
° Acknowledging the international reality of the Sciforums experience, it's worth observing this supremacist rhetoric is not uniquely American; in looking for my own post circa 2010, I encountered a 2007 inquiry↗ wondering, "Why are whites so docile regarding this invasion" of Australia, and if I go fish, I can find my American neighbor, ten years ago, using invasion rhetoric that eventually turned up in President Trump's twitfeed, and, shortly after, a terrorist mass-murder manifesto.
°° And if it really does turn out the misunderstanding is that evil liberals and feminists and people of color misunderstand that it's not supremacism but just how nature goes, noncompetncy becomes the only real excuse.
°° And if it really does turn out the misunderstanding is that evil liberals and feminists and people of color misunderstand that it's not supremacism but just how nature goes, noncompetncy becomes the only real excuse.
@abgutman. "I don't have the most experience in watching the Pennsylvania state senate but I can't say that I've *ever* seen something like what just happened. To be clear: the 45th district seat is *empty* as they are reading roll call now despite a certified election winner in the chamber." Twitter. 5 January 2021. Twitter.com. 5 January 2021. https://bit.ly/392AMdT
Bors, Matt. "Fault Right". The Nib. 7 August 2018. TheNib.com. 5 January 2021. http://bit.ly/2L2vXcs
Tomorrow, Tom. "Penguin thinks we're Nazis". This Modern World. 28 May 2018. DailyKos.com. 5 January 2021. http://bit.ly/2zojjht