You'll have a job, that's how.
They don't have cash to hand out when you don't have a plan.
Then, it would appear that you're not really looking for a job at all. And if you were serious about it, you wouldn't keep making excuses.
1.. I have plans, they just dont include you.. sorry my dear....
and how does I am about to try to start a home business have to do with anything about "apparently I am not looking for work?"