How Promiscuous Are You? Take The Test

Repo Man said:
The brief relationship I had was the happiest time of my life. I wish I could genuinely not care, and be happy alone, but it's false. Finding fault with women and relationships is just rationalizing failure, like Aesop's The Fox and the Grapes
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One hot summer's day a Fox was strolling through an orchard till he came to a bunch of Grapes just ripening on a vine which had been trained over a lofty branch. "Just the thing to quench my thirst," quoth he. Drawing back a few paces, he took a run and a jump, and just missed the bunch. Turning round again with a One, Two, Three, he jumped up, but with no greater success. Again and again he tried after the tempting morsel, but at last had to give it up, and walked away with his nose in the air, saying: "I am sure they are sour."

It is easy to despise what you cannot get.
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Several concise versions follow...

The fox who longed for grapes, beholds with pain
The tempting clusters were too high to gain;
Grieved in his heart he forced a careless smile,
And cried ,‘They’re sharp and hardly worth my while
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This Fox has a longing for grapes:
He jumps, but the bunch still escapes.
So he goes away sour;
And, 'tis said, to this hour
Declares that he's no taste for grapes.
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Pleasures are dear and difficult to get.
Feasting the eye, fat grapes hung in the arbour,
That the fox could not reach, for all his labour,
And leaving them declared, they're not ripe yet.
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scheherazade said:
In following this thread and observing who is either responding to or reading it, one has to take into account that many people are not interested in discussing details of an intimate nature. Also, there may be persons who are painfully shy to the point that they have little or no reason to take such a test. :shrug:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G-KFkcFejM:shy:
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As long as we are now offering advice, I found some thought provoking advice.

How To Break Up (Tales of Mere Existence) :wallbang:
 
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Enmos said:
It isn't there.. I'm thinking you have to be logged in.
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Here are the seven numbers that were added together to get your promiscuity measure:

The number of sexual partners you have had in the last year, multiplied by five.
The number of sexual partners you see yourself having in the next five years (realistically, not optimistically, and no greater than 30).
The number of one-night-stands you have had, multiplied by five.
On a scale of one to eight where one is “never” and eight is “every day”, how often do you fantasize about someone other than your current/most recent partner, multiplied by four.
On a scale of 1 (strongly disagree) to 9 (strongly agree) how would you agree with the statement “Sex without love is OK”. Multiply that number by 0.66.
Same as above but with the statement “I can imagine myself being comfortable and enjoying casual sex with different partners”. Again it needs to be multiplied by 0.66.
On a (new) scale of 1 (strongly agree) to 9 (strongly disagree) how would you agree with the statement “I would have to be closely attached to someone (both emotionally and psychologically) before I could feel comfortable and fully enjoy having sex with him or her”. Multiply that number by 0.66.
 
KilljoyKlown said:
Here are the seven numbers that were added together to get your promiscuity measure:

The number of sexual partners you have had in the last year, multiplied by five.
The number of sexual partners you see yourself having in the next five years (realistically, not optimistically, and no greater than 30).
The number of one-night-stands you have had, multiplied by five.
On a scale of one to eight where one is “never” and eight is “every day”, how often do you fantasize about someone other than your current/most recent partner, multiplied by four.
On a scale of 1 (strongly disagree) to 9 (strongly agree) how would you agree with the statement “Sex without love is OK”. Multiply that number by 0.66.
Same as above but with the statement “I can imagine myself being comfortable and enjoying casual sex with different partners”. Again it needs to be multiplied by 0.66.
On a (new) scale of 1 (strongly agree) to 9 (strongly disagree) how would you agree with the statement “I would have to be closely attached to someone (both emotionally and psychologically) before I could feel comfortable and fully enjoy having sex with him or her”. Multiply that number by 0.66.
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Ok, do I add them all up? Doesn't seem to be right..
 
KilljoyKlown said:
Celibacy must be alive and well in much greater numbers than previously thought to bring those scores down to the level they are at.
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One would think. I'm not exactly promiscuous myself but I still outscore all those country averages.
 
KilljoyKlown said:
From the list below I'd say you are holding down the U.S. Stats. Looks like if you want to get laid moving to Finland is a no brainer, but for the sake of speaking English I might settle for New Zealand without to much arm twisting.:D
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KilljoyKlown said:
The number of sexual partners you see yourself having in the next five years (realistically, not optimistically, and no greater than 30).
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Perhaps they are just overly optimistic.. :p
 
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