How do mermaids reproduce? Conclusion…

ElectricFetus

ElectricFetus

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Last night I was at my little sisters birthday party at some restaurant, my little sister had a balloon with all of the Disney princesses on it, in the center was the little mermaid (I forgot her name) curled up in a position that remained me of a porno pinup my father has on his wall back in CA and I thought “How the heck do mermaids reproduce???” how the heck to they defecate for that matter? I asked this to my brother and we discussed it and my mother and step-father also put in their input and after about 5 minutes of discussion we came to a conclusion: mermaid reproduce just like fish, the mermaid swims over some rocks, drops down a load of eggs from some hole that’s invisible unless in use, the mermen(?) see the eggs swim over and spawns them, some time latter the eggs hatch most of the mer-lava die off from natural causes such as being eating by predators or merfolk, the few that do survive grow large enough to find there mother to breast feed (why else would mermaids have boobs?)
 
You know, in analyzing dreams mermaids are often symbolic of oral sex. It sounds absurd the first time you hear it, but if you think about it, that's really the only form of sexual interaction that they'd really be capable of. . . and of course they always have those wonderfully round breasts, so you know that they have to be sexual in nature, somehow.
 
How can they have oral sex? the merman does not have anything to suck (just a spawning hole)??? :rolleyes:
 
It could be like a invisible hole like you mentioned before. When the mermaid is sexually aroused she probably has contractions which opens up a hole with a soft, mushy, organ and behind that a wall of flesh to keep the water from going in. The merman can cause orgamsic pleasure from playing with that organ.
 
sargentlard,

eeeewww, I liked the idea of a merman getting off on seeing a shit load of eggs, that’s funny as hell, but your idea is just gross, especially when one thinks of Disney characters!
 
Originally posted by WellCookedFetus
sargentlard,

eeeewww, I liked the idea of a merman getting off on seeing a shit load of eggs, that’s funny as hell, but your idea is just gross, especially when one thinks of Disney characters!
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Reality hurts...mermaids just don't drop out of the sky you know...someone has to preocreate to produce them.
 
All we need to do is get some drunken bum off the street, have him defile some fish eggs and now we have fish-human hybrids, that simple. The fish-humen hybrid will need to reproduce like fish so no orgasmic organs just egg laying and spawning action.
 
Well, maybe Mer-people could be immortal and sterile. One could liken them to demigods, after all.
 
Originally posted by WellCookedFetus
All we need to do is get some drunken bum off the street, have him defile some fish eggs and now we have fish-human hybrids, that simple. The fish-humen hybrid will need to reproduce like fish so no orgasmic organs just egg laying and spawning action.
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What a genetic mess. If it ever did happen the child would have so many defects or the exact opposite. I guess the child would be high on proteins then and good oils ehh
 
That’s a good idea sargentlard, we could raise these children in some 3rd world country then grind them up and sell the oil as good-for-your-heart food.
 
Originally posted by WellCookedFetus
That’s a good idea sargentlard, we could raise these children in some 3rd world country then grind them up and sell the oil as good-for-your-heart food.
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I remember such a scheme in Futurama where the old lady wanted to trabscribe Anchovies genes into thrild world childern and turn into cheap oil producing machines.
 
Originally posted by WellCookedFetus
How can they have oral sex? the merman does not have anything to suck (just a spawning hole)??? :rolleyes:
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Yes, but most human men, who would be doing the dreaming, have penisis, Fetus. Maybe you can get a grant to study what mermen see in their sexual dreams.
 
no you got to look at it like this: how is the mermaid going to know how to give a blowjob to a human? She obviously does not know of the concept her self, she would not even know what a penis is.
 
Originally posted by WellCookedFetus
no you got to look at it like this: how is the mermaid going to know how to give a blowjob to a human? She obviously does not know of the concept her self, she would not even know what a penis is.
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In time she will come to know of the penis.
 
I really think that you're trying to think of this too much. A mermaid doesn't have to have a psychology and physiology that would work in the real world, if it's a sex fantasy just assume it knows how to give a blow job. . . a really good blow job at that. It doesn't need to really exist out side of the imaginary parameters which spawned it.
 
I don't think the plumbing would care about the skin. Besides which, the tail fin is more like a dolphin's than a fish's.
 
Oh sure but if is green and scaly on the outside one could only expect a fish like anatomy on the inside, also mermaids can breath water a unattained achievement for "mammals"
 
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