Everybody knows Adam and Eve spoke English. How else could they read the Bible?
Magic osmosis?Everybody knows Adam and Eve spoke English. How else could they read the Bible?
Fundamentalism in these latter denomination is at odds with their theology, however and is just a product of people being ignorant. You will always get some of that, just as people don't know the law properly, get wrong ideas about medicine and so on.Nevertheless, the Baptist Christianity is a mainstream religion in the US.
So is fundamentalist Christianity of the Methodist, Catholic, and Presbyterian categories.
Unfortunately they still make up the largest protestant denomination in the US. More unfortunately, they vote and even teach in the public school system.Fundamentalism in these latter denomination is at odds with their theology, however and is just a product of people being ignorant. You will always get some of that, just as people don't know the law properly, get wrong ideas about medicine and so on.
And now you have - smilies notwithstanding.I know, unforgivable
Lucky I didn't ask how did knowledge become a apple
So I realise. Hence the crucial importance of keeping ID out of school science lessons. Tell me, are they still trying this, or have they given up now?Unfortunately they still make up the largest protestant denomination in the US. More unfortunately, they vote and even teach in the public school system.
Has any thought been given to which language god spoke to Adam and Eve?
Rhyming?Cockney. They were the first believers.
Eve's first words were, "Gitcher plates orfen the'table."Cockney. They were the first believers.
Eve's first words were, "Gitcher plates orfen the'table."
It was all in the eye of the beholder...I know, unforgivable
Lucky I didn't ask how did knowledge become a apple
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only just a tad misogynistic?My authority on matters relating to Adam and Eve is comedian (the late) Dave Allen
He spoke Python, of course. Duh.Has any thought been given to which language god spoke to Adam and Eve
In all probability the Monty versionHe spoke Python, of course. Duh.