Great Thongs

[vslayer]

no, lighing a match back there doesnt count as a rocket, and it wolud be cheating to go gather up that rocket that crashed in your back yard a while back

 

[Jolly Rodger]

Soon here in Australia, in the not too distant future, we will have thongs with rockets attached to the back.......true y'know !?

It has enough power behind you to carry a Kangaroo under each arm whilst rocketing down to the shops for a pack of ciggies.

If i gave you my address could you send me out a pair? although i am a bit worried how you would keep attached to them, i mean if thay had a strap around the heal they would be more like sandels. wouldn't they be?

 

[Jolly Rodger]

ok now i realise you were joking, that was a good one haha

 

[Richard Head]

yo bra me think dis was goin da be bout bootylishis chicky babes or somfing, what da go wit that one bra