Farscape Cancelled

I know what jump the shark means. And from what I understand you are saying that it sucks. Your saying that it sucks because Zhaan left. So Frell you.

Now where'd I put my spleen? yotz.
 
No your saying that it sucks!

Lets examine one of your previous statements.

(it started when Zan left, though it was still tolerable

Im sorry didnt you say that its "tolerable" doesnt that mean that your saying that you CAN watch it but it does suck.

I suspect Sci-fi knew they have a dead parrot on their hands.

Isnt that saying that its dead which implies "suck" because being dead sucks.

Now be quiet cause you did say it sucks, and dont denign it, frell off now you anti-scaper.
 
I know it hurts, but you are wrong.
Never, ever said I say it sucked.

You'll feel better if you just admit it...
 
Admit what, that it sucks? So now your trying to make it sound like Im saying that Farscape is a sucky show. Well if its so sucky then why do I own all of the DVDs? Because its my favorite show, and the best scifi out there right now, I hate enterprise and I dont like andromeda and I sure as hell dont like that one show with the superman powers and he lives in a town and is afraid of green rocks....

Now wheres OUR DAMN ICE CREAM!?
 
Ok. I tried to get you to let it go...

Farscape treated us to soap opera tripe, laughable special effects and atrocious acting. Science fiction should have some component of science. Farscape has none. Even the premise is ridiculous. It is more like a child's fantasy laced with sex and lowbrow humor.

The actors, for lack of a better word, should save their money while they can. I expect most of them to be back serving lunch at the local diner any day now. The woman who plays Erin might find some work in B-movies or television, but the rest couldn't perform their way out of a wet paper bag.

The SciFi channel has done itself irreparable damage by airing this nonsense. Instead of showing real science fiction programs like Andromeda, or clever satire like Lexx, they have forever labeled themselves as the muppet channel with this garbage.

Farscape sucks harder than the cold vacuum of space.

:D

Peace.

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Youth is the first victim of war - the first fruit of peace.
It takes 20 years or more of peace to make a man;
it takes only 20 seconds of war to destroy him.
  • -- King Boudewijn I, King of Belgium (1934-1993)
 
The show started off very tame, but as it went along it became harder and more serious. Some nice violence and such here and there, and funky space chicks help too. I thought it became much better when they introduced the Scorpius character. True, it was totally devoid of the science part of science-fiction, but it was fun.

PS: My own personal definition of "science fiction" means that the story/setting relies somewhat on fictional science.
 
Goofy....you can't be serious.....nooo goofy NO!!

I'd place farscape in the fantasy category, then, if it lacks any science. Happy??
 
Just lookin' to get that little psycho-killer twitch going in CC's eye!
 
He's gonna go fucking apeshit man. You better find a pot and put it over your head or something, 'cause it's showtime.
 
It's okay I know what I have to do everyone, Im going to remain calm. AHHHH FRELL IT! WHAT THE FRELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU GOFFY GOOFY OR WHATEVER THE FRELL YOUR NAME IS!

YOu wanteRD PSYCHO cCoffee U guts PSYCHO COFFEE!

Lets examine this OVERLY STUPID STATEMENT THAT YOU MADE! (again)



Farscape treated us to soap opera tripe, laughable special effects and atrocious acting.

I suppose thats why Richard Simms of TV Guide said "It's hot, it's sexy, its aliens!" Farscapes production value is consider to be the best on TV, by production value I mean that the special effects are spectacular! Did you not watch the 3rd and 4th season, or are you just some blind retard?!


Science fiction should have some component of science. Farscape has none. Even the premise is ridiculous. It is more like a child's fantasy laced with sex and lowbrow humor.

It does have science, ever hear the term Biomechanoid ship, doo-doo head, yeah thats right I called you a doo-doo head. So its a childs fantasy laced with sex? Whats wrong with sex, Oh im sorry you must be LACKING SOMETHING!

The actors, for lack of a better word, should save their money while they can. I expect most of them to be back serving lunch at the local diner any day now. The woman who plays Erin might find some work in B-movies or television, but the rest couldn't perform their way out of a wet paper bag.

So thats why they won all those saturn awards, and its Aeryn not Erin frellhead.

The SciFi channel has done itself irreparable damage by airing this nonsense. Instead of showing real science fiction programs like Andromeda, or clever satire like Lexx, they have forever labeled themselves as the muppet channel with this garbage.

Wait a minute. Isnt Lexx just a bunch of BAD ACTORS and BAD SEX JOKES?! WHAT THE FRELL!? Andromeda is bad acting, lets talk about your cake boy Kevin Sorbo, yeah you like him dont you.

AND FINALLY:

Farscape sucks harder than the cold vacuum of space.

Thats what I heard about your mom.


Oh and Peace because after I find out where you live Im gonna ram my cat, yes my cat, down your throat.

AHHHHH kasnefoihaifdieawjridjfoiaw erfidshfoiaj;kjduh!!!!!!!

kiss my (_o_)
 
Chiana is not a dog! SHe is one of the most Complex characters on the show. She may seem slutty but its the way that her species made her, she hasnt slept with anyone recently.
 
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