It's okay I know what I have to do everyone, Im going to remain calm. AHHHH FRELL IT! WHAT THE FRELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU GOFFY GOOFY OR WHATEVER THE FRELL YOUR NAME IS!
YOu wanteRD PSYCHO cCoffee U guts PSYCHO COFFEE!
Lets examine this OVERLY STUPID STATEMENT THAT YOU MADE! (again)
Farscape treated us to soap opera tripe, laughable special effects and atrocious acting.
I suppose thats why Richard Simms of TV Guide said "It's hot, it's sexy, its aliens!" Farscapes production value is consider to be the best on TV, by production value I mean that the special effects are spectacular! Did you not watch the 3rd and 4th season, or are you just some blind retard?!
Science fiction should have some component of science. Farscape has none. Even the premise is ridiculous. It is more like a child's fantasy laced with sex and lowbrow humor.
It does have science, ever hear the term Biomechanoid ship, doo-doo head, yeah thats right I called you a doo-doo head. So its a childs fantasy laced with sex? Whats wrong with sex, Oh im sorry you must be LACKING SOMETHING!
The actors, for lack of a better word, should save their money while they can. I expect most of them to be back serving lunch at the local diner any day now. The woman who plays Erin might find some work in B-movies or television, but the rest couldn't perform their way out of a wet paper bag.
So thats why they won all those saturn awards, and its Aeryn not Erin frellhead.
The SciFi channel has done itself irreparable damage by airing this nonsense. Instead of showing real science fiction programs like Andromeda, or clever satire like Lexx, they have forever labeled themselves as the muppet channel with this garbage.
Wait a minute. Isnt Lexx just a bunch of BAD ACTORS and BAD SEX JOKES?! WHAT THE FRELL!? Andromeda is bad acting, lets talk about your cake boy Kevin Sorbo, yeah you like him dont you.
AND FINALLY:
Farscape sucks harder than the cold vacuum of space.
Thats what I heard about your mom.
Oh and Peace because after I find out where you live Im gonna ram my cat, yes my cat, down your throat.
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