Fans Outraged at New Character in The Return of the King

[goofyfish]

Wellington, New Zealand - A recently leaked trailer for The Return of the King has Tolkien fans outraged over the apparent addition of a new character...

 

[Cory]

Bwahaha


"There's this funny scene where Jar-Jaromir decides it's best to hand the ring over to Sauron, but then he drops it and kicks it into Mount Doom. Hi-larious."

 

[CounslerCoffee]

Goofy, don't scare me like that.

 

[Cory]

I just emailed this story to a friend and she believed it. lol

 

[Thor]

Man, that would have totally ruined what is already a brilliant series of films

 

[Cory]

I think that it would have "innovated" it.

 

[Pollux V]

Both of you[Cory and Thor] fook off and get back to praising the writing, directing, and acting of various softcore pornography movies...


btw, if this was true I would first fly over to the famed "rock of stupid" that george lucas is under. I would strangle Georgey, then I'd fly down to New Zealand and give Pete Jackson a strict talking to, because after all he would have given us the greatest pair of fantasy movies ever made (in my widely-shared opinion).

 

[Cory]

"Both of you[Cory and Thor] fook off and get back to praising the writing, directing, and acting of various softcore pornography movies..."


.......wha?

 

[Thor]

Both of you[Cory and Thor] fook off and get back to praising the writing, directing, and acting of various softcore pornography movies...

Hey, how do you think I got to this place!!

 

[Coldrake]

The horra. The horra.

 

[wesmorris]

that was hallarious.... thanks

 

[valentino]

that was evil, and funny

 

[Clockwood]

I think i just wet myself.... Mommmy!!!!