Drunks vs Stoners

Orleander said:
so you get your women stoned so that they will sleep with you?? sad Mike, so very sad.
LOL, but I think my husband had the same rule. Til me that is. :D
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No Orly. Once again you fail to get what I mean.

I don't mean that every single time I smoke out with her, that I expect sex right after that. But if we smoke out everyday, or every other day and she's NEVER in the mood, that's a problem.

As far as your husband having that rule until you, that's his fault.
 
Enmos said:
I hardly notice anything. I once smoked 3 or 4 whole joints of superskunk and the only thing that happened what that I thought stuff was a bit funnier than usual and my legs felt heavy.
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Three or four joints? Jesus jumped up and played the fiddle! I've never smoked a joint by myself in my life and I've been stoned out of my mind a few times, like the time I thought hiker's walking poles were the funniest thing on the planet.

Enmos said:
So then you will just go off on a weed smoking rampage if it's "legal" ?
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Probably like the first day I don't have anything to do. Then I'll be bored.
 
takandjive said:
Three or four joints? Jesus jumped up and played the fiddle! I've never smoked a joint by myself in my life and I've been stoned out of my mind a few times, like the time I thought hiker's walking poles were the funniest thing on the planet.
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I didn't smoke them by myself though. We were smoking in a group.
Eh.. I get more whacked by a sixpack. And that was the strong stuff..

takandjive said:
Probably like the first day I don't have anything to do. Then I'll be bored.
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You'll have to seek it out though. It's not like they sell it only every street corner.
And it's officially illegal, by the way.
 
Enmos said:
...You'll have to seek it out though. It's not like they sell it only every street corner.
And it's officially illegal, by the way.
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so you asked her what she would do if it were legal and you tell her its officially illegal?
What sense does that make??
 
Enmos said:
Why ? Smoking weed isn't mandatory here or anything.
Besides, it's not like it's sold everywhere. The closest coffee shop3 I know of is 40 miles away (in Amsterdam).
We don't wear wooden shoes either, by the way.
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Boo Hoo:bawl: (crosses off fantasy involving Enmos, getting stoned, wooden shoes, black leather and a few spiders) :(
 
Enmos said:
I hardly notice anything. I once smoked 3 or 4 whole joints of superskunk and the only thing that happened what that I thought stuff was a bit funnier than usual and my legs felt heavy.


Why ? Smoking weed isn't mandatory here or anything.
Besides, it's not like it's sold everywhere. The closest coffee shop3 I know of is 40 miles away (in Amsterdam).
We don't wear wooden shoes either, by the way.
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maybe that's why your feet felt heavy... you didn't have your wooden shoes on .. you had your iron ones on.. ;)
 
Orleander said:
no, I'm just a better class of woman. I don't trade ass for grass.
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Here's your cookie. We're all proud of you. :rolleyes:
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mikenostic said:
That's the thing mad, the stoners you know would probably still be living in their parents' basement and working at Arbys if MJ never even existed.

I'm not saying pot doesn't make you unmotivated, but I'm tired of hearing people use it as an excuse. In the words of Stan Marsh: Marijuana just makes you not feel so bad about doing nothing. That's all. Hahahaha
I'll toke up and go mow the lawn. I'll toke up and go change the oil in my car. I'll toke up then go ride my mountain bike off 8 foot drops (and land them).

If you're that (lazy/worthless/lethargic) when you're high, chances are you're that way sober.
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AHH! Well put lad.
 
He dropped that idea when I threw a kick at his head...
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How awkward, was he like "who goes for a head kick in public? I mean a head kick... to deter unwanted attention, come on" and then were you really embarrassed and redfaced and then were all his friends uncomfortably trying to find somewhere else to look?
 
Dr Lou Natic said:
How awkward, was he like "who goes for a head kick in public? I mean a head kick... to deter unwanted attention, come on" and then were you really embarrassed and redfaced and then were all his friends uncomfortably trying to find somewhere else to look?
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If the whole world smoked marijuana every day then one day that flow of marijuana stopped. Nothing would happen.

If the whole world smoked heroin every day then one day that flow of heroin stopped, the world would fall apart!


Go marijuana!


***CELEBRATES***
 
Diode-Man said:
If the whole world smoked marijuana every day then one day that flow of marijuana stopped. Nothing would happen.

If the whole world smoked heroin every day then one day that flow of heroin stopped, the world would fall apart!


Go marijuana!


***CELEBRATES***
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I think the world would fall apart while everyone was smoking either drug. I know I wouldn't want a stoned doctor operating on me.
 
Orleander said:
I think the world would fall apart while everyone was smoking either drug. I know I wouldn't want a stoned doctor operating on me.
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And I'm sure all those people that have had doctors operate on them under the influence of Vicodin/hydrocodone/oxycontin would say the same thing.

Yeah there was a news article about doctors practicing while on various types of pain killers (w/o their own prescription) but I can't seem to find it online.
 
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