Dollars are not primarily "stores of value", remember? And five years is not "long term".It's a long-term store of value. Look at the purchasing power of the dollar over the last 5 years and compare that to Bitcoin. Bitcoin has been a much better store of value.
(This is a thread about financial literacy, specifically- as noted above, if not for Poe's law we could have a pretty good run of humor here.)
Beanie babies outperformed it for a comparable length of time. So did baseball cards.As an asset class Bitcoin has beat every other asset class on a year by year basis.
If the people currently using bitcoin to avoid paying taxes are prosecuted and forced to dump their bitcoin on the market if any, what would you predict will happen to the "value" of bitcoin?
If the people currently embezzling computer resources to mine bitcoin are caught and prosecuted, and forced to dump their bitcoin to pay fines and reparations, do you think bitcoin will still be worth mining at its new price?