Do my head in thread...

[thedevilsreject]

Hypocrite.

*sighs* whats the point in responding

 

[thedevilsreject]

All the people who care what you think live way out in the pacific ocean. I suggest you shrink your head and use it as a paper wight its no much for writing intelligent posts with thats for sure.

i decided to take muslims approach and check out a generator, this one is rather apt i think
Is there a gibberish translator in the house? I can't make head nor nail of that uber-babble you flung onto the screen during your latest spasmodic seizure. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.

 

[S.A.M.]

I shudder to think of him as a mulla preaching his theories to the masses; he's even got you following his lead...

 

[Muslim]

Actually, my dad is a well known Islamic Scholar.

 

[thedevilsreject]

Actually, my dad is a well known Islamic Scholar.

you mean your dad is salman rushdie

 

[S.A.M.]

Actually, my dad is a well known Islamic Scholar.

What does that have to do with your attitude or views on Islam? ( unless its his views you are endorsing here?)

 

[Muslim]

What does that have to do with your attitude or views on Islam? ( unless its his views you are endorsing here?)

I have my own theories.

 

[S.A.M.]

I have my own theories.

WOW!!! I would never have guessed!!!

 

[SnakeLord]

Gaylord.

Quality retort, no really.

 

[Absane]

I have my own theories.

Let's here them.. back them up

 

[S.A.M.]

Let's here them.. back them up

You must be incredibly masochistic. Or just a glutton for punishment??

 

[Absane]

Can it be both?

Truthfully, as short lived as my return has been thus far, I am getting fed up with some of the conversations I try to hold or want to hold. I need some action to get that old dopamine flowing once again

 

[Athelwulf]

Keep up? I bet you couldn't even keep up an erection on your wedding night.

Oh, you are so creative. No, really. Did Allah help you with that one?

And I'm not married, intelligent one.

How's that Atheist girlfriend coming along? Have you Jihaded her yet?

Its the position of the keys on the keyboard.

The keyboard isn't to blame for your incompetence in spelling the English language. Especially since there is no GH in 'throat'.

Not bore me to death.

Oh yeah. That's why you respond to us and feign a hard skin. Totally.

I have no insecurities, damn why should I and anyway even if I did I have every right to. If I wanted.

Psst. Your womanhood is showing.

Woman are just full of shit, as a womans womb fills her head empties.

Shameful. Don't talk about yourself like that. I bet Allah doesn't approve of low self-esteem.

Heard of reading in context?

Heard of receiving people's opinion if you start a thread asking for them?

You don't have to have a "pussy" to be an effeminate. Go look it up.

But you have to have a pussy to be a woman, which you had claimed. And him being an effeminate doesn't make your statement that he's a woman true to any extent, which you also had claimed.

Learn biology. You might learn some thing about evolution while you're at it.

Go to Spec savers much?

No, but I know someone saw some woman there, stuffing their face with cake like a piggy. They described her to me, and I was all, "Hey wait, that was Muslim!"

So?

So, hypocrits suck. In both senses.

I bet I can snatch your wife anytime.

That'd be pretty hard to do when you're a woman yourself. I don't think any of my wives would be lesbian.

I can tell you aren't smart enough to insult people.

No, I speak the truth.

So I guess that really was orange juice?

*laughs*

What? dude am not even going to bother insulting you, I'll just leave it and prove my contempt and dominance of you.

See? We are pissing you off – so much, in fact, that you can't even come up with more insults. Though, it's not like the ones you already gave me were gems or anything.

That was different. I was about proving a point.

A graven image is a graven image. Allah sees all transgressions. There are no loopholes.

Gaylord.

You are so clever!

Unlike you I get woman to do things for me, I'm the man. I'd get the woman to open things for me its a womans job.

Do things yourself like a man.

Oh wait. You aren't one.

Yeah sure you're you dumb fool, I hope your wife gives you a divorce and quick too.

I'm me dumb fool.

Careful, Muslim. The Grammar Nazis are patrolling the UK right about now.

Didn't I tell you to be a poster child last time? - I see you have not taken my sound advice.

Nothing about you is sound, other than your voice, which is high-pitched and nasaly like a woman's. I bet your fellow Muslims laugh at you when you recite al-Qur'an.

" ...and Mohammed said; I hate thee, pronounce thee a gross lout, a mindless slave..." - 1.3. Book of STFU.

BLASPHEMY!!! YOU'RE USING MOHAMMED'S HOLY NAME TO INSULT PEOPLE! YOU QUOTE FROM THE BLASPHEMOUS BOOK OF STFU! ALLAH WILL HAVE YOUR SOOOUUULLL!!!

You can make a typographical error regardless.

My, don't we know big words. "Typographical". Wow.

No GH in 'throat'. Bottom line.

And honestly dude I couldn't give a yellow flying monkey fuck you're just a little chimp.

Why even waste time and respond if you don't care? Huh? Huh? It's because you do care. And you said you speak the truth. Lawl.

Maybe if you didn't read like a spastic splashing spit your monitor then you'd realize I was looking for "entertaining" posts.

You never said that. Face it.

Woman like being whores, its in there nature. what women find attractive in men is imprinted by evolution and the traditional role of the man as hunter/gatherer/protector, woman as nurturer/off-spring raiser being a whore to attract a sexual partner. Like everywhere else in the animal kingdom, the dominant male has his pick of the females.

BUT YOU ARE ANTI-EVOLUTIONIST!!!

This is gold. I'm never gonna let you live this down.

You obviously, are retarded. Go throw ice cubes at the sun or what ever the fuck you retards do.

He pointed out you childish arguments. And you call him a retard like a child. Case closed.

Your imaginary girlfriend will think what ever you want her to think.

Says the Muslim with the Atheist girlfriend.

Ever heard of the argument loaded question?

I have. And here's one:

Have you fucked any guys lately?

The Internet should could with a I.Q test and a breathalyser to keep idiots like you off the net.

Look everyone! Muslim thinks he'd pass one of those.

Woman like being whores, its in there nature.

Your mother is a whore.

 

[SkinWalker]

Is this the same guy that was going to write another man's name on his penis for the purposes of photographing it and sending it to the other man?

That was different. I was about proving a point.

Indeed. You made a point, alright.

 

[Muslim]

Oh, you are so creative. No, really. Did Allah help you with that one?

Na it was your wife.

And I'm not married, intelligent one.

No sane woman would want to marry you.

How's that Atheist girlfriend coming along? Have you Jihaded her yet?

Loaded Question.

The keyboard isn't to blame for your incompetence in spelling the English language. Especially since there is no GH in 'throat'.

Lol how do you "spelling the English language"? retard!

Oh yeah. That's why you respond to us and feign a hard skin. Totally.
Psst. Your womanhood is showing.

Wanna see my dick? I bet its bigger then yours.

Shameful. Don't talk about yourself like that. I bet Allah doesn't approve of low self-esteem.

If you were going to type something that retarded you could have atleast faked a stroke.

Heard of receiving people's opinion if you start a thread asking for them?

No

But you have to have a pussy to be a woman, which you had claimed. And him being an effeminate doesn't make your statement that he's a woman true to any extent, which you also had claimed.

No, its a characteristic, like I said before you do not have to me a woman to be an effeminate.

Learn biology. You might learn some thing about evolution while you're at it.

I know everything I need to know, I educate myself. I'm a theoretical physicist.

No, but I know someone saw some woman there, stuffing their face with cake like a piggy. They described her to me, and I was all, "Hey wait, that was Muslim!"

Hypothetical bullshit

So, hypocrits suck. In both senses.

Seems like you stumbled into a lie.

That'd be pretty hard to do when you're a woman yourself. I don't think any of my wives would be lesbian.

One night with me, and they'll be anything I'd want them to be.

I can tell you aren't smart enough to insult people.
So I guess that really was orange juice?*laughs*

No, I just owned your ass in this thread without insulting you.

See? We are pissing you off – so much, in fact, that you can't even come up with more insults. Though, it's not like the ones you already gave me were gems or anything.

Who the fuck it is "we"? are you feeling alright, you've started to assert yourself like you're two people, clearly you have lost your fingertip grip of reality and descendant into an abyss of irreversible lunacy.

You are so clever!
Do things yourself like a man.

Oh wait. You aren't one.
I'm me dumb fool.

So you're the "me dumb fool" ? obviously making sense isn't your strong point.

Careful, Muslim. The Grammar Nazis are patrolling the UK right about now.
Nothing about you is sound, other than your voice, which is high-pitched and nasaly like a woman's.

umm yeah how would you know that when we "type" and not speak on the net?

My, don't we know big words. "Typographical". Wow.

Unlike you, I'm educated. You know civilized humans get an education, unlike a swine eater as yourself.

No GH in 'throat'. Bottom line.

Geometrical error.

Why even waste time and respond if you don't care? Huh? Huh? It's because you do care. And you said you speak the truth. Lawl.

Just wanted to pass time.

You never said that. Face it.
BUT YOU ARE ANTI-EVOLUTIONIST!!!

This is gold. I'm never gonna let you live this down.
He pointed out you childish arguments. And you call him a retard like a child. Case closed.

I never said I didn't believe in evolution.

Says the Muslim with the Atheist girlfriend.

So what. She digs me.

Look everyone! Muslim thinks he'd pass one of those.
Your mother is a whore.

The sea captain

 

[geodesic]

I know everything I need to know, I educate myself. I'm a theoretical physicist
...
Unlike you, I'm educated. You know civilized humans get an education, unlike a swine eater as yourself.

A little consistency would be nice.

Wanna see my dick? I bet its bigger then yours.

Wow. That's so mature I feel almost embryonic in comparison.
Your speaking voice is often compared unfavourably with Dick Van Dyke's Mockney accent.

 

[SnakeLord]

Wanna see my dick? I bet its bigger then yours.

There it is again. Personally I wouldn't let it worry you, and if it does I'm sure you can find a few hundred pounds to get a penis enlargement. You'll probably end up a completely different person.. no longer stuck with the insecurity of having a little pinky which clearly produces that foul attitude of yours. Let it be said Muslim, the rest of the world are not responsible for your personal issues. Teenage angst, pre pubescent hostility, small penis - they are facts that some people have to deal with, but the more you rant and scream at other people, the more it becomes apparent where the problem lies - especially when you feel this burning need to try and compare penis sizes over the internet, (or anywhere else for that matter). As a professional, I simply say sort it now or it will always be a serious problem that hinders your ability to communicate and find friends.

 

[S.A.M.]

There it is again. Personally I wouldn't let it worry you, and if it does I'm sure you can find a few hundred pounds to get a penis enlargement. You'll probably end up a completely different person.. no longer stuck with the insecurity of having a little pinky which clearly produces that foul attitude of yours. Let it be said Muslim, the rest of the world are not responsible for your personal issues. Teenage angst, pre pubescent hostility, small penis - they are facts that some people have to deal with, but the more you rant and scream at other people, the more it becomes apparent where the problem lies - especially when you feel this burning need to try and compare penis sizes over the internet, (or anywhere else for that matter). As a professional, I simply say sort it now or it will always be a serious problem that hinders your ability to communicate and find friends.

What is with men and their dicks? Do they ever get their heads out of their balls?

 

[Absane]

What is with men and their dicks? Do they ever get their heads out of their balls?

Testosterone.

 

[S.A.M.]

That is just a convenient excuse; women have estrogen; you don't see them hanging around comparing their orbs, do you?