This is a fun two-minute play from a Chicago theatre group called the Neo-Futurists. It was featured on the radio show/podcast This American Life.
Remind you of anything?
Here's a transcript:
Her: Title. Go.
Him: Statement. Statement. Statement. Question?
Her: Agreement.
Him: Reassured statement. Confident statement. Confident Statement. Overconfident statement.
Her: Question?
Him: Elaborate defensive excuse.
Her: Half-hearted agreement.
Him: Insecure statement. Distracted statement. Absurd statement.
Her: Clarification question?
Him: Hemming bullshit explanation. Quick, meaningless, comic non sequitur. Fake laughter. Ha ha. Fake laughter. Ha ha. Accidental compliment of physical characteristics.
Her: Pleased response.
Him: Shocked continuation of meaningless comic non sequitur. Ha ha. Relief laughter. Relief laughter.
Her: Superficial compliment.
Him: Self-assured agreement as denial. ... Exaggerated statement. Exaggerated statement. Grossly exaggerated statement.
Her: Clarification question?
Him: Extremely exaggerated elucidation.
Her: Gentle compliment with accidental double entendre.
Him: Ha ha. Confident laughter.
Her: Laughter.
Him: Confident laughter. Confident, suggestive proposition.
Her: Violent denial!
Him: Aghast repetition as question?
Her: Disgusted, violent denial!
Him: Defensive, incriminating implication.
Her: Offensive retort!
Him: ... Aggressive childish insult!
Her: Disbelieving rhetorical question?
Him: Aggressive childish insult.
Her: Long silence.
Him: ... Aggressive childish insult!
Her: Aggressive childish retort!
Him: Aggressive childish retort!
Her: Aggressive childish retort!
Him: Attempted condescending conclusive statement!
Her: Brilliant scathing remark with literary allusion and long-term devastating scatological implication!
Him: Pathetic self-revelation.
Remind you of anything?
Here's a transcript:
Her: Title. Go.
Him: Statement. Statement. Statement. Question?
Her: Agreement.
Him: Reassured statement. Confident statement. Confident Statement. Overconfident statement.
Her: Question?
Him: Elaborate defensive excuse.
Her: Half-hearted agreement.
Him: Insecure statement. Distracted statement. Absurd statement.
Her: Clarification question?
Him: Hemming bullshit explanation. Quick, meaningless, comic non sequitur. Fake laughter. Ha ha. Fake laughter. Ha ha. Accidental compliment of physical characteristics.
Her: Pleased response.
Him: Shocked continuation of meaningless comic non sequitur. Ha ha. Relief laughter. Relief laughter.
Her: Superficial compliment.
Him: Self-assured agreement as denial. ... Exaggerated statement. Exaggerated statement. Grossly exaggerated statement.
Her: Clarification question?
Him: Extremely exaggerated elucidation.
Her: Gentle compliment with accidental double entendre.
Him: Ha ha. Confident laughter.
Her: Laughter.
Him: Confident laughter. Confident, suggestive proposition.
Her: Violent denial!
Him: Aghast repetition as question?
Her: Disgusted, violent denial!
Him: Defensive, incriminating implication.
Her: Offensive retort!
Him: ... Aggressive childish insult!
Her: Disbelieving rhetorical question?
Him: Aggressive childish insult.
Her: Long silence.
Him: ... Aggressive childish insult!
Her: Aggressive childish retort!
Him: Aggressive childish retort!
Her: Aggressive childish retort!
Him: Attempted condescending conclusive statement!
Her: Brilliant scathing remark with literary allusion and long-term devastating scatological implication!
Him: Pathetic self-revelation.