... literally the biggest asshole in the entire multiverse. (Credit: SciBabe) Went to a university that has a class called, "Tachyon Holistic Wellness" Claims gravity is a hoax. Ant-vaxxer extraordinaire. Science-woo popularizer. "Chocolate is an octave of sun energy" See: How is it that I’ve never heard of David Avocado Wolfe before? 7 Hilariously Batsh*t Things David "Avocado" Wolfe Believes. And my favorite: David Avocado Wolfe is the biggest asshole in the multi-verse.