lame= Weak and ineffectual....like your attempts to get a date here
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I assume its just to arouse a flame war among us posters...good luck.
.I assume its just to arouse a flame war among us posters...good luck.
Date me please
- Thread starter sniffy
- Start date
Mayb i will... an jus so you know... im so very ruggedly hansom it will overcom any prollems ther mite be wit you'r "list"... but whats importent is... are you a big-boned woman wit a bit of meet on those bones???... an i also like a woman wit a wide head but that ant manditory.!!!
If you pass that test we can take it to PM an see whare it goes... good luck
cluelusshusband
The third and fourth syllables in your name are significant to my list of 'don't date's'....
lame= Weak and ineffectual....like your attempts to get a date here
I assume its just to arouse a flame war among us posters...good luck.
Well aside from the fact that you are making assumptions about the success or otherwise of my attempts to get a date here....
No actually, not a flame war. I'm trying to encourage us posters think about preferences and what it may mean those who are excluded from preferential treatment.
I just go about things in an odd way. I'm a bit of a mentalist like that.
What makes you think this is even a effective way of going about making this point? You are also making an assumption, that your affection is considered preferential by the other posters here when most likely it means nothing to them. Sorry 
You'r askin for a date... an rest asured that husubnds are very capable of datin... but the real issue is do you pass muster... are you a "sizeable" woman.???
What makes you think this is even a effective way of going about making this point? You are also making an assumption, that your affection is considered preferential by the other posters here when most likely it means nothing to them. Sorry
Well I don't know if it is an effective way of going about something. Does that mean I don't have the right to try it?
I doubt very much whether anyone cares about my affection. I thought they might have something to say about my preferences, though....because they may indicate something rather unpleasant about me.....
Or maybe they don't
Well I don't know if it is an effective way of going about something. Does that mean I don't have the right to try it?
I doubt very much whether anyone cares about my affection. I thought they might have something to say about my preferences, though....because they may indicate something rather unpleasant about me.....
Or maybe they don't
I just assumed that you couldn't possibly be that closed minded, and therefore this isn't really about dating!!!How dare you!!!!!!
Ah. I know husbands are capable of dating but I don't date husbands. I'm not saying there aren't some I might consider dating if they were ex husbands but in my observation actual husbands don't make for good daters. Their wives don't tend to like it (there are exceptions though).
Are you asking if I'm fat, cluelusshausband? Why don't you come right out and ask?
I just assumed that you couldn't possibly be that closed minded, and therefore this isn't really about dating!!!How dare you!!!!!!
Lame, I may be but close minded: NEVER! But no doubt someone here will prove me wrong!
If Ken Watanabe would like to step in who would I be to stop him...
Enmos
Valued Senior Member
Sniffy is looking for a liberal, bisexual and youthful agnostic Asian with moderate features, that is a pretty 'average Joe' in all other aspects, has no cats, doesn't rink too much alcohol, is a vegetarian and makes exactly 30.000USD a month.
That doesn't seem too picky at all..
That doesn't seem too picky at all..
I feel excluded...Lawlz!!!!
Sniffy is looking for a liberal, bisexual and youthful agnostic Asian with moderate features, that is a pretty 'average Joe' in all other aspects, has no cats, doesn't rink too much alcohol, is a vegetarian and makes exactly 30.000USD a month.
That doesn't seem too picky at all..
Doesn't the £ register in your world of euro? :shrug:
I don't think I excluded anyone on grounds of age.....(dammit)!
And what exactly is a 'moderate' feature? I don't think i like the sound of that...
As for 'average Joe'....I'd say I was looking for someone quite exceptional wouldn't you?
I may not always be a husbund so i woud like to add you'r name to my "potential-list".!!!
Im also healthy an will be comfortably rich when my boss dyes an im also very good lookin... an i like to cook.!!!
"Fat" has a negetive conintation... i say... big meaty bones is beautiful... but as you wish... are you fat.???
Are you accusing me of being.....A gay?
No I'm just trying to decide which one on my list excludes you from my dating pool (ok puddle).
But is saying that you are gay considered an accusation by you?
Enmos
Valued Senior Member
Oh.. whoops!
I just assumed because you said no bald-headedness and no spottyness (lol).
You specified average height and shoe size..
You ruled out Philosophyness, Hirsuteness, Disabledness and Mentalism. And you didn't specify any 'special features' beyond 'bisexual', 'vegetarian' and specific income
Enmos
Valued Senior Member
Originally Posted by cluelusshusbund
I may not always be a husbund so i woud like to add you'r name to my "potential-list".!!! ”
I somtimes say the words but i dont actualy "forgive" anybody... you have done nuthin to require "forgivness".!!!
“ Im also healthy an will be comfortably rich when my boss dyes an im also very good lookin... an i like to cook.!!! ”
No... no insurance... jus his assurance that he will leave me a bunch of money when he dyes.!!!
“ "Fat" has a negetive conintation... i say... big meaty bones is beautiful... but as you wish... are you fat.??? ”
Thats a good enuff answr... i suspect you coud be properly fattned-up wit my cookin... an i know mos womans boobies ant esactly the sam size... but it woud put you higher on my list if you have at leas 1 big floopy booby.???
I may not always be a husbund so i woud like to add you'r name to my "potential-list".!!! ”
I somtimes say the words but i dont actualy "forgive" anybody... you have done nuthin to require "forgivness".!!!
“ Im also healthy an will be comfortably rich when my boss dyes an im also very good lookin... an i like to cook.!!! ”
No... no insurance... jus his assurance that he will leave me a bunch of money when he dyes.!!!
“ "Fat" has a negetive conintation... i say... big meaty bones is beautiful... but as you wish... are you fat.??? ”
Thats a good enuff answr... i suspect you coud be properly fattned-up wit my cookin... an i know mos womans boobies ant esactly the sam size... but it woud put you higher on my list if you have at leas 1 big floopy booby.???