Date me please

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sniffy

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This is the dating sub forum isn't it?

Well I've been a little bored of late and I'm looking for a date to liven things up a bit.

I'm very selective. I make no apologies for that. Here's what I don't like to see exhibited in a dating partner:

Christianity
Islamity
Buddhism
Jewishness
Atheism
Gingerness
Philosophyness
Bald headedness
Hirsuteness
Shortness (under 5' 6")
Tallness (over 6')
White skin
Dark brown skin
Homosexuality
Heterosexuality
Disableness
Mentalism
Spottyness
Bad breathyness
Large footedness (7 or above)
Small footedness (3 or below)
Earnings of more £30 000 a year
Earnings of less than £30 000 a year
Portugeseness
Marxism
Conservativism
Finnishness
Drunkeness
Carnivorousness
Cat ownisness



If you don't fall into any of these categories please sign up below:
 
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Christianity - Check
Islamity - Check
Buddhism - Check
Jewishness - Check
Atheism - Check
Gingerness - Not so much, anymore
Philosophyness - There's one
Bald headedness - Not ENTIRELY
Hirsuteness - Check
Shortness (under 5' 6") - Check
Tallness (over 6') - Check
White skin - More of a peachy tan
Dark brown skin - Check
Homosexuality - Check
Heterosexuality - Check
Disableness - Check
Mentalism - Huh?
Spottyness - Huh?
Bad breathyness - Check
Large footedness (7 or above) - about 9 - 10 Extra wide - but this is American sizes - in British... Oh, nevermind.
Small footedness (3 or below) - Check
Earnings of more £30 000 a year - Not too much longer before the dollar drops enough to get me there.
Earnings of less than £30 000 a year - Check
Portugeseness - Check
Marxism - Check
Conservativism - Check
Finnishness - Check
Drunkeness - Not at the moment
Carnivorousness - Check
Cat ownisness - Check

Hey! I did pertty good there.
I think making EXACTLY £30 000 a year (not a quid more or less) will be tough to find. You might want to be a little more flexible with that one.
 
draqon said:
so sniffy is bisexual black punk-ass American girl?

figures.
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Erk!

I fell asleep and woke up in the wrong sexuality with the wrong skin colour in the wrong era on the wrong continent!

Is that why I can't get a date here?
 
sniffy said:
Erk!

I fell asleep and woke up in the wrong sexuality with the wrong skin colour in the wrong era on the wrong continent!

Is that why I can't get a date here?
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no, you cant get a date here cause this isnt a dating site nor anything to do with dating. You want a date, than drop all that mumbo jumbo list to a few 5 or so main points and than go out and find yourself one hot girl.

And let me tell you you're just as pathetic as darksidZz and here I thought you got class. figures.
 
draqon said:
no, you cant get a date here cause this isnt a dating site nor anything to do with dating. You want a date, than drop all that mumbo jumbo list to a few 5 or so main points and than go out and find yourself one hot girl.

And let me tell you you're just as pathetic as darksidZz and here I thought you got class. figures.
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Draqon are you calling me 'pathetic' because that looks rather like a personal attack?

Ok I will narrow it down:

I don't want to date a black
I don't want to date a white
I don't want to date a ginger
I don't want to date a homosexual
I don't want to date an athiest

Do you think I'll fare any better now in trying to get a date here?
 
a date on sciforums? its impossible, physically.

If you don't want a black or white than what do you want? yellow?

Is that why you got asian face examples?

So you want: an asian God-believing heterosexual female?

ummmm...none here are asian, let alone a female asians...and as far as God-believing, its out of this town for sure.
 
draqon said:
a date on sciforums? its impossible, physically.

If you don't want a black or white than what do you want? yellow?

Is that why you got asian face examples?

So you want: an asian God-believing heterosexual female?

ummmm...none here are asian, let alone a female asians...and as far as God-believing, its out of this town for sure.
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Are you saying there are no 'asian' posters on this forum?

Nor any agnostics?

And where did I express a gender preference?
 
sniffy said:
Are you saying there are no 'asian' posters on this forum?

Nor any agnostics?

And where did I express a gender preference?
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There are almost no asians on this forum, and those that are usually dont show up often at all. Of those asians that do show up they tend to not talk about religion, showing their no preference to it whatsoever, and surely of those that do tend to follow into those 2 categories...they arent looking for dates.

You are: picky and lame.

grow a tail.
 
draqon said:
There are almost no asians on this forum, and those that are usually dont show up often at all. Of those asians that do show up they tend to not talk about religion, showing their no preference to it whatsoever, and surely of those that do tend to follow into those 2 categories...they arent looking for dates.
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So are you speaking for the few asians who post here draqon? Or are they capable of speaking for themselves. And where have I asked for anyone to talk about religion?

You are: picky and lame.

grow a tail.
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Do you know what agnostic means draqon?

Draqon, do you know what irony is?

Grow a dictionary.

As for picky. I'd say selective but I do have a dictionary.

And isn't 'lame' a personal insult? Or are you suggesting that I walk with a limp?

Careful now...
 
sniffy said:
Date me please.!!!
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Mayb i will... an jus so you know... im so very ruggedly hansom it will overcom any prollems ther mite be wit you'r "list"... but whats importent is... are you a big-boned woman wit a bit of meet on those bones???... an i also like a woman wit a wide head but that ant manditory.!!!

If you pass that test we can take it to PM an see whare it goes... good luck :)
 
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