"Burger King"...

DarkEyedBeauty

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This would be in the Cesspool, only I'm not able to post there.

How about that "Burger King" guy? He's pretty creepy, kind of like a neighborhood stalker or something. He just shows up in your yard, in your backseat, in your bed!!!

When I first saw the commerical with him in the yard, with the birds, and from one shot to the next goes from about 15 feet from the window to right up against it, I thought they might be doing a horror-esque bit. It was quite scary.

Not to mention, that new breakfast food should have everyone's arteries screaming in terror.
 
I like the commercial where he and Darth Vader are staring each other down:) Also, did anyone play the Darth Vader Challenge?(I think there's a link to it on the BK site). Sometimes the King dude will appear and whisper hints to Darth Vader:)
 
I was telling my brother how stupid people must be to accept food from a stranger in a giant king costum. I would shot that mofo.



P.S. Why can't you post in Cesspool anymore, darkeyedbeauty.
 
You never could, as far as I know. At least you couldn't since I joined (about 4 months ago).

You just have to hope your topic is deemed crap enough by the respective moderator to move it there.
 
I for one have had nightmares about the burger King. That guy is absolutely terrifying. He's got that look on his face, the big happy one, he's got to be up to something. I've never heard him talk, does he? Shceeze, and I thought teletubbies were bad...
 
The Burger King guy is second in the all time creepiest corporation mascots. The creepiest, of course, are the Duracel battery family


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grazzhoppa said:
The Burger King guy is second in the all time creepiest corporation mascots. The creepiest, of course, are the Duracel battery family


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Oh yes....someone remembers them.

I had nightmares about them.

The Six flags, dancing old dude is mighty creepy too. That one expression of extreme joy never leaves his face as those wrinkles glisten in sweat from his dancing.

He scares me.
 
I can't believe they have a second season of him! Oh man...like these commercials with that creepy thing don't end.

*Shudder*
 
Worst part is that they think people are buying their products because of them...Maybe they are buying stuff because of them...!
 
lol my mom loves the burger king guy he scares me that dancing dude scared the f*ck outta me durring the six flags firght night commerciols
 
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