No no i have a much better idea. Call over to his house, knock on his door and then when his parents open it, kick them both in the jaw and storm in. Then nail his dads limbs to the wall and stab him in the liver. Then kick his mam into the stomach hence preventing them from ever spawning more demons of choas. The while shes bent over, start sanding her back with a power sander till all you can see is bone. Then ram a twenty inch spear up her ass till you can see it through the hole. And then laugh and laugh and laugh.
Ahhhh ....