Bonsai Kittens?


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Please someone tell me I smoked too much crack this morning and this site isn't for real... This has to be one of the sickest things Ive seen done to animals. Please take a moment of your time to visit this site. Visit the gallery, week #4 kitty doesnt even get shown, well let me quote the site...

Due to the extreme body manipulations used in this example, and the high contrast between bodily fluids and white fur, the page /white.html may not be suitable for some visitors and requires special permission to view. For access to this page, please contact the Bonsai Kitten webmaster.

Now for the fun part ~ check out the method...

At only a few weeks of age, a kitten's bones have not yet hardened and become osseous. They are extremely soft and springy. In fact, if you take a week-old kitten and throw it to the floor, it will actually bounce! We do not recommend that you try this at home. The kitten may bounce under the furniture and be difficult to retrieve, as well as covered in unsightly household dust. However, the flexibility of the kitten's skeleton means that if the bones are gently warped at this early age, they can be molded into any desired shape. At Bonsai Kitten, we achieve this by placing the kitten into a rigid vessel soon after birth, and allowing the young cat to grow out its formative time entirely within this container. The kitten essentially grows into the shape of the vessel! Once the cat is fully developed, it is removed (or the vessel broken to remove it!), producing the lovable, furry pet you've always wanted, but it remains in the shape you've always dreamed of! There is virtually no limit to the eventual shape of your pet.

Practical Considerations
At Bonsai Kitten, we are happy to take care of all the little details and simply deliver to you a fully shaped kitten according to your specifications. However, for those who have applied for and received the appropriate Bonsai Kitticulture permits from the U.S. government, we are happy to provide details of the procedure to those who want to start from "scratch"! There are three main requirements that must be considered when making a Bonsai Kitten:

Air. This ought to go without saying, but you'd be surprised how many amateurs forget this detail and wind up with a cold, hard kitty in the morning! If the containment vessel is sealed, you must drill airholes prior to kitten insertion. A diamond drill is recommended for glass vessels.
Food & Water. Especially if the kitten's head is being shaped (one of the most versatile aspects of the Bonsai Kitten), it will not be able to eat or drink normally. The most common solution is another hole in the container with a feeding tube to the kitten's mouth, where a liquid food slurry can provide both nutrient and hydration requirements.
Waste Removal. Left to its own devices, the kitten would quickly fill its vessel with its own urine and feces, leading to certain sickness and death, not to mention the inevitably unpleasant appearance and odor. The best solution is to seal the kitten's anus with Super Glue prior to insertion, and then insert a waste tube through a third hole in the vessel. As the kitten's body is still developing, a natural rectal diverticulum will soon form around the tube, which can be drained in any convenient fashion. It's just like a kitty colostomy bag!
If you have your license to "grow your own", don't hesitate to contact us for assistance and also to let us know your results! Our staff are always happy to help. Remember, you should not attempt these procedures without the proper training and licenses. Bonsai Kitten will not be held responsible for the results of any attempts to apply any procedures described on this web site.


And check out the mail ~ people really dig this shit. Sick bastards.

"Hey mom, can I have a kitty in a jar for Christmas?"

I have this petition in my email to shut this site down, PM me if you would like me to email it to you. Thanks for your time.

Edit: Well I guess it would help if I provided the site.Bonsai Kittens
Well heres the address:

Maybe you have to cut and copy ~ it works for me(?)
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the correct address:

I was laughing at that artical you posted because i just thought it wasnt true cause of details it included like: In fact, if you take a week-old kitten and throw it to the floor, it will actually bounce! We do not recommend that you try this at home. The kitten may bounce under the furniture and be difficult to retrieve, as well as covered in unsightly household dust.
but looking at the actual pictures i am horrified if people are going to do this or are doing this as it is horrific cruelty.
One thing i dont understand is how they feed the kitten or other things. Its sad, it really is if this isnt a hoax.
Thanx Cap'n for the link.

I told you they were sick bastards. Did you see how they superglue the kitty's buthole and insert a tube to clean out his excressions? The site said this is an ancient ritual. Anyone ever heard of it?????
Cant say ive ever heard of this but i could believe it cause Chinese women used to binde their feet to make them go mad shapes and also, aztecs used to bind their heads so they would go weird shapes too.
Im not actually sure how the cats would turn out tho, wouldnt they just be like a cube? arg, this just sickens me. fair enough, they are animals but they still deserve respect and should be treated well. :(
People, Circe is correct. It's a hoax. They photoshop the cats, and it just isn't real. Even the human society will tell you that. I had a friend who thought that it was real. She got all cocky and said "WTF makes you think your right?" I sent her a link that was on cnet. It's one of the greatest internet hoaxs ever. The fact that people still get fooled by it is hilarious.
THat has to be one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen in my life as an avid animal lover I completely disagree with such a horrific practice, and becasue I am so imaginative I am picturing that poor creatures existence within a glass jar. I think I am going to be sick.

Fuck humans are the most dangerous creatures of all.

I saw this site a while ago. It never occurred to me that i could be real. I think its hilarious