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. . . Not unless ya call cooking the sperm murder, that is . . . :p

I just thought it was weird that there was a message board devoted to cooking stuff with semen in it. I've never heard of such a thing.
 
Is eating cum murder?
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If you accept that sperm carries life (which it does), then yes. So is using a condom a murder. Religious leaders are against birth control.
 
That must be why they also don't like masturbation. :rolleyes:

To me, it doesn't matter if they're ejaculated, cooked, and eaten. Those spermatozoa are gonna die anyway . . . They only live for a few days. It's not a waste, really.
 
Obviously I'll need to register at that site.
Too much potential for hilarity to be ignored.
 
Whatever makes ya happy, Doctor.

But be warned. I've read their rules, and they don't like inappropriate, sexually-themed fantasy stories . . . and shit like that. Ya'll be banned so quick, it wouldn't even be funny.

. . . Oh, wait . . . Yes it will!
 
The theme of the site is putting jizz in food... how strict can they be?

When I looked around the site I figured it was a joke right up untill I stumbled onto someone giving them crap, and then saw them get all defensive "grow up" "it's 2004" "we're not hurting anyone" etc etc.
This is too funny.
Just pretending to be a jizz enthusiast and conversing with them the way they converse with eachother would be enough to make me die laughing. I'll never be bored again.
 
This guy's avatar is... you'll know what I mean when you see it.

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("He's simple, he's dumb, he's the pilot")

So fellatio is cannibalism?
 
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A - Xev is a "her"
B - You're a semen murdered either way you try. If you do hop on the good foot and do the bad thing with the intention of creating a new spawn, then millions of them will go to waste as only one makes it. Think about it. I'd rather not.
C - Tis a good site, I'm a regular donator ;)
 
CounslerCoffee said:

I think we've been down this road before.
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Well, that explains the floor. I thought I was in a movie theater . . . oh.
 
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