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Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by gendanken, Jul 12, 2006.

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  1. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    So is this what's become of the forums?

    An old woman slowly crawling her way through an intersection?
    It used to be long ago that this place was a young, naughty boy obsessed with the universe and his penis. It was alive, filled with the noise of pubesence and little girls squealing about not being "like that" while the aged and the aging sat on the benches, mourning a limp member dusty with years of neglect.

    This place used to shun that old man, sitting there on the bench with his mouth drooling regretting his age. And now the bitch is all grown up, no longer fast enough to flash him her panties and smart enough to get him in trouble for it. She's the granny simply crossing a street now.

    Must decay be the fate of all things?
    Sophistication and Tact- behold the holy grails of maturity. Those are what that old man likes to slip in your kool aid so that you can grow up to drink milk and end up just like him. The impulse of youth, the lightning strokes of its creative fertility, its desires, needs, and joys are swallowed up year by year in the milky white boredom of his Sophistication and Tact. The nerve of the world to mislable decay for maturity.

    And now I come back to find the forums as mature as spoiled milk.


    Don't get me wrong, this place has never been nor will be anything more than kill time but its no longer as fun to slaughter one's hours here anymore.
     
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  3. wesmorris Nerd Overlord - we(s):1 of N Valued Senior Member

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    ah, gendulations. how i've missed them. *sigh*

    good to see u, bitch.

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  5. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    Know what's missing? Flies.
    Not these benign, witless butterflies with no sting.
     
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  7. wesmorris Nerd Overlord - we(s):1 of N Valued Senior Member

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    well i had my first good insult session recently with someone called dixonmassey.

    here's my favorite exerpt so far from myself:

    "Anything to do with capitalism is all swine and swill eh? LOL. That doesn't sound like the propaganda that was shoved into your skull as a youthful little commie at all. Thank you for showing me what "clear, independent thinking" is all about. How sad you are. If you want to have an argument that could ever possibly persuade anyone, you might want to disguise your hate with more palletable terms... hmm.. but then again, you couldn't pursuade other haters without giving them something to hate. What better to hate than dehumanized people... neo-zombie pigs to be slaughtered for their want of swill. They're not people, trying to get along in a complicated world... they're pieces of shit that threaten you and everything you stand for, so we'll just call them the piggy swine fucktards who want to rape your daughters that they are. Make them a threat so you don't feel so bad when YOUR "paint of ethic, "ideals", morals, solidarity, etc." finally peels away and your primal, violent nature and bloodlust - sanctified in the pure waters of your miserable failure - allows you to become the murdering fuck you've always dreamed of being... but only for those who don't suckle from your idealistic tit. Those who do are quite human and quite above all these swill seeking pig zombies.."

    Of course it's not as big league as your skill I grant you, but it was fun nevertheless. Not a lot of sport in it though, as the person is too dense to aptly respond.
     
  8. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    Wes.. it's good to see people take pride in their own work

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  9. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    "Make them a threat so you don't feel so bad when YOUR "paint of ethic, "ideals", morals, solidarity, etc." finally peels away and your primal, violent nature and bloodlust - sanctified in the pure waters of your miserable failure - allows you to become the murdering fuck you've always dreamed of being... but only for those who don't suckle from your idealistic tit"

    High fructose corn syrup suh-weet.
    True, there's no sport in it considering the monotone shit's post above mine is about all this place offers up anymore.
     
  10. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    Sorry?

    Perhaps you missed all my "less-than-monotone" postings... mostly in the philosophy forum? However, lately it has been rather dry and I am lacking much energy to care. Considering I still like this forum, I feel anything I say is better than nothing.

    If you do not like any of my recent "monotone" posts, then feel free to ignore me.
     
  11. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    Oh!
    Lemme guess, lemme guess.

    In the philosophy section, you challenged a handful of otherkins on the pressing nature of time and you returned every night for sloppy seconds on free will, consciousness, relativity, objectivity, teleology, GOD, GOD, GOD, love and yoga.

    You came here to "think" thereby saddling this place with more and more of your intellectual manure so that now the place can barely move with its diaper so loaded with shit.
    Yours.

    See now? Its precicely because I didn't miss your "less than monotone" postings that I posted this.
     
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  12. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    Uhm...
    Why are you telling me about your vagina?
     
  13. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    What exactly is your problem with me, really?

    And I am happy for you that it took you a whole 5 minutes to change a couple of words in my post. It took that long?

    I recognize a lot of those in the "Philo" forum are not actual philosophers. I am not one. Most of the time, the point of my replies is to question the logic and basic assumptions of one's arguments. I am not really out there to "make a point." Is there a law that I must? Should I care? What ism's and books should I read to make you happy?

    I'm a jack of all trades.. but master of none. Get over it.
     
  14. Roman Banned Banned

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    Damn girl, you're pulling me with your bare hot razor wit.
     
  15. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    The digitial divide between my foot and your tonsils.

    Don't know what you're talking about.

    Then why post?
    Why talk? About anything around here if you don't have a point and have neither wit nor character to make it at least tolerable?
     
  16. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    Roman:

    When's the last time you saw sun? Got laid?
    Went out and did things other than pathetically hit on disembodied women online?
     
  17. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    Do you think it is sciforums which has changed, gendanken, or you?
     
  18. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    Sciforums.

    Tell me, dear.
    Where's the spooky/gustav cur with his churlish yelping? Annoying but loaded enough, alive enough, to be interesting.
    Where's Wraith?
    Where's Wanda?
    Two sons of whores that at least made replying hella fun if nothing else.
    Where's Xev?
    Where's Water?
    Where's Lola?

    To say the least, these folks had- how do the french say- spunk.

    Now all there is this milk chugging Absane and his "intellectual" kin.
     
  19. perplexity Banned Banned

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    The present policy is remarkably deliberate:

    --- Ron.
     
  20. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    Nice.


    Easy one. Time difference between consecutive posts. Nothing passes you.


    Easy. It's for the intellectual challenge. All I said is that usually do not have a real point. What I mean is here. The Internet. Sciforums. I have ideas... thoughts.. theories... but I do not discuss them here. Most of them are in notebooks and sheets of paper scattered throughout my room. Half forgotten. My living quarters are a mess of books, papers, and empty packs of ciggs. It's my lifestyle. It is not your lifestyle.

    And what "wit" do you want? Fancy words? Elegant flow?
     
  21. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    STOP hitting on me. I'm not that kind of girl.

    Checked and rechecked.
    The word 'usually' does not appear in any of your posts.

    That said, isn't that mess of paper better served trimmed and posted?

    Never mind.
     
  22. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    Hilarious.


    Ok I am sorry... I said "not really" when I was thinking "usually." My fucking bad (and excuse the "urban" vernacular English.. replace urban with black if you want).

    Perhaps. Should I? Would it please you?


    As I thought.
     
  23. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    "Hilarious."
    Why?

    "Perhaps. Should I? Would it please you?"
    Like candy.
     
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