About the Members Round 17: MacGyver1968

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  1. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    what is your most favourate fantasy?
    if you had a million dollars what would you do with it?
    apart from drinking and smoking what do you enjoy doing in your spare time?
    do you have any pets?
    who here would you consider to be a pain in the ass?
     
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  3. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    what is your most favourate fantasy?
    Well..if you must know...I'd like a (BLEEP) and a (BLEEP) intill they f-ing (BLEEP) the shit out of me. Then I'd like a (BLEEEEEEP) to walk through the door and (BLEEEP....BLEEE..BLEEEEEP!) all of us.

    If you had a million dollars what would you do with it?
    (Joke answer) Buy 1 million 99 cent double cheese burgers at McDonald's
    (Real answer) Buy my sister a home, build homes and feed people...and buy a ferrari.

    Apart from drinking and smoking what do you enjoy doing in your spare time?
    I play classical piano, and electric and acoustic guitar. I also like computer games.

    Do you have any pets?
    Only "Henry"...the big as your thumb wood roach that has made his home in my apartment. I'm mostly a dog guy...and my "dream" dog is a laborador retriever..they just seem to be the coolest, lay-back dog from my experience. I hope to have the room for one soon.

    who here would you consider to be a pain in the ass?
    People who have no civic pride.....Hey you! Yeah..you "Mr. Im going to throw my chicken wing bones on the floor on the bus" guy....you suck.


    Any other questions?....Come on now...don't make me look like a "One-page Chump"

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  5. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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    Do you wear glasses ? If so
    What are the glasses for ?...
    If not,
    Would you wear glasses or contacts, if you had to chose ?.
     
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  7. EmmZ It's an animal thing Registered Senior Member

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    I wear glasses. I wear them to look intelligent and see thing far, far away, like the telly. Contacts are a pain in the rim. I love my new glasses, they have a pink frame. If I were poetic I would write a sonnet about them.

    My questions:

    Who or what are you most scared of?
    When the sun sets does it go hard?
    If life is a journey why do I seem to have taken the wrong route?
    If you give a rectangle a cuddle can you make it into a square for those few moments?
    Is it true bees have something special about their knees?
    And what about the mutt's nuts, are they equally special?
    Cat's whiskers; a bland facial feature of felines or extraordinary anomalies?
     
  8. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    G'day Mac, Are there any drawbacks to possessing a large Johnson?
     
  9. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Yes, do wear glasses everyday.:

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    I'm near-sighted, I have trouble reading things at a distance, although as my eyes are getting older, I'm starting to notice my close range vision start to go a little.
     
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  10. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Who or what are you most scared of?
    Dentist bills, Rosie O'Donnell, guy's named "Steel", and anything that has "probe" in the name,

    When the sun sets does it go hard?
    Only if it takes a Viagra first.

    If life is a journey why do I seem to have taken the wrong route?
    You need a better map.

    If you give a rectangle a cuddle can you make it into a square for those few moments?
    Only if the structure is comprised of a compressible material.

    Is it true bees have something special about their knees?
    Yes, it is the only known source of "Funky Cold Medina"

    And what about the mutt's nuts, are they equally special?
    Nah...dog's lick their nuts.

    Cat's whiskers; a bland facial feature of felines or extraordinary anomalies?
    It's an evolutionary adaptation to make them look flaming gay.
     
  11. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Yes...back pain....I have a titanium-reinforced, carbon fiber truss that helps support mine. Some dude at NASA designed it.
     
  12. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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    Would you put your faith in science or superstition, given equal chances ?
     
  13. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Science...hands down...no question.
     
  14. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Where is my car cellphone charger?
     
  15. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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    If you had to chose between meeting BarbieGirl and Spud Emperor, who'd you meet ?
     
  16. USS Exeter unamerican american Registered Senior Member

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    Or Sandy?
     
  17. USS Exeter unamerican american Registered Senior Member

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    Do you own a motorcycle?
     
  18. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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    Exeter wants to meet sandy, doesn't he...
     
  19. USS Exeter unamerican american Registered Senior Member

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    She (he?)'s fascinating!
     
  20. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Sorry, I borrowed it to charge my (BLEEP!) I'll return it tomorrow.
     
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  21. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Mac,

    1. how's the teeth ?

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    2. what's your favorite past time ?
    3. What 'little things in life' do you enjoy most ?
    4. what would you do if you were forced to take a paid leave for a year ?
     
  22. EmmZ It's an animal thing Registered Senior Member

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    Some more, just for fun:

    What is your favourite branch of science?
    Do you think Mengele did some valuable things for the scientific community?
    Do you think a moebius strip strip is a good analogy for our understanding of the cosmos?
    How does light act as a wave and a particle at the same time depending on how its viewed?
     
  23. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Definitely Spud, I think we would get along smashingly....wearing shot glass monocles. Barbie's a little young to be hanging out with 'ole Mac....that little thang might learn somethin' she don't need to know...at least for another 4 years.

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    Sure...why not...I need a good plumber.

    No....too dangerous. I came this close (holding thumb and index finger 2 cm apart) to buying a Kawasaki Ninja 600, but before I bought it, my friend, who was a semi-pro race-bike rider, had a bad wreck and damn near tore his leg off. I figured, if he could wreck, then I wouldn't stand a chance. I bought a Honda Civic CRX instead.
     

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