thats what you want,What you reading? Mills and Boon?
someone who will turn that mills n boon fantasy that lives in all chics' minds into reality
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someone who will turn that mills n boon fantasy that lives in all chics' minds into reality
You have to be kidding. All the guys in those books are intolerable chauvinist pigs. And the women are simpering idiots.
they do, but your not interested in those peasants are you?Yeah, a lot of guys suffer that illusion.
sarcasm and facetiousness...nice.
Well m'dearie, if a man thinks "swooping upon me with his masterful air" while "crushing me against his manly chest" and holding me against the "lean manly length of his hard muscled body" will result in my "fluttering my eyelashes" and "surrendering with a swoon" he is sadly mistaken. More likely to knee him in the balls then kick him in his inflated head.
lol, where do i begin? so many juicy nuggets to get stuck into, that's what i like about you, you try not give anything away, whilst all along you show enough...Well m'dearie, if a man thinks "swooping upon me with his masterful air" while "crushing me against his manly chest" and holding me against the "lean manly length of his hard muscled body" will result in my "fluttering my eyelashes" and "surrendering with a swoon" he is sadly mistaken. More likely to knee him in the balls then kick him in his inflated head.
your quite vivid and palpable m&b fantasies notwithstanding, trying to paint me as some chuvinist brute and trying to hide behind that facade only further betrays you even more.
brutish? chuvinist? no
assertive? confident? yes
but you know that already
you're at that age where you know exactly what you want, and you havent got time to waste on a loser who doesn't know what he wants/where he's going.
you don't want some imbecile "uhming" and "ahhing" whilst the tick tock of your bio clock deafens you.
if i was the person you try to portray me as (but quite clearly know i am not) i wouldn't give a damn about whats inbetween your ears...but maybe you do want the person you described, well at least cherry pick all the good bits right?
nah, need to bullk up a lil more..
hey i'm down with that, all good relationships are based on compromise, give and take, quid pro quo ya know?More likely to knee him in the balls then kick him in his inflated head.
besides after you've kicked me in the balls...we'd kiss and make up...fabulous
S.A.M...is a 10 page ego massage long enough for you?
Only by you darling.
You have balls, I'll give you that
Are you offering to lick his balls? :bugeye:
Anytime, sexy.
You're next.
You can go first, if you like. Licking his balls I mean.
big melon sized cahunas baby, so you wont miss 'em with your heels....not that i'm into into that shit...:bugeye:You have balls, I'll give you that
nigger stop crampin ma style and stealing ma lines!
let a brother work here...