rEVOLUTION oF Evolution
The human mammalian brain is a design oriented-- device of evolution, which evolves on a moment-by-moment basis to provide adaptation to fast changing environmental conditions in a way that most other forms of life cannot. It <i>was</i> the very advantage that gave humans the ability to survive and flourish. It is over-built & will likely become de-evolved back to a point that becomes balanced with the natural Earth environment. The only Possible exceptions are variants that become space faring and genetically self aware....... & controlled.
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<PRE> APE CITY, September --
Dr. Zaius continues to draw
high ratings from the public
for his job performance, but
his recent acknowledgement
of a scandalous relationship
with a Ministry of Science
intern has generated indica-
tions of a darkening public
view of Zaius' character and
his personal image, as indi-
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<PRE>Herald Poll. By varying mea- as high as its ever been.
sures, respondents indicated While his policies have met
they were bothered that Dr. with strong approval among
Zaius had engaged in an aff- most gorillas and fellow
air and then lied about it. orangutans, there have been
The public was somewhat inc- several chimpanzees who have
lined to believe that he had recently began to raise que-
encouraged intern Zana to stions regarding Ape City's
lie about the incident at stance toward the ever incr-
the Tribunal. With Dr. Maxi- easing human threat.In fact,
mus' investigation seemingly with word of a cave bombing
at no end, most residents within the Forbidden Zone,
are hoping to bring the mat- the recent hunts on herds of
ter to an end. The number of humans, some feel as though
Ape City citizens who regard Zaius is attempting to dist-
Zaius' moral values to be ract the public from the
"wallowing in the gutter," scandal through means of
as one resident puts it, is unnesisary military force.
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APE CITY, September -- Gorilla
forces made high cliams of success
today, for the recent hunts on local
packs of humans. Officials reported
that the attack on the humans would
disrupt the groups' feeding patterns,
and cause them to search for food
elsewhere. "They were simply eating
away our crops," General Ursus said.
"We need to defend our territories and
our crops from these pests before they
eat us out of our winter storages."
The attacks were precipitated by a
series of recent human infestations,
especially within the crop fields.
They have already caused extensive
damage to many of the crops, more so
now than they have in recent years.
Dr. Zaius, who sanctioned the attacks,
said, "They must have a nest somewhere
nearby. They keep coming and in great-
er numbers each season. We will find
this nest and exterminate them, before
they do us." Gorilla officials warn
that this is just the beginning of
such hunts, and will escalate further
until this current threat subsides.
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