1001 Ways To Know You've Been Looking at sciforums.com too much.

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2001 Ways To Know You've Been Looking at sciforums.com too much.

:D Hello everybody, the fish with nuts is in the house.

I challenge the citizens of sciforums.com to try and get 1001 ways to know you've been posting too much. Here's some to start off...

Remember to put the numbers

1. You believe pneumonium exists
2. You fear the man boobies (guilty)
3. You own a taser
4. You have a trilium keychain
5. You wear two-inch thick glasses

There's 5, now only 996 to go. GET POSTING :)
 
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7. You start to believe the Christians
8. You start to believe in Allah
9. There are mites that infest slugs
10. You just won a battle against a hostile human space-fleet
 
"There's 5, now only 995 to go. GET POSTING"
*counts*, *counts again*
5 + 995 = 1001 ?????

11. you START to speak in CAPITALS for no reason (you haters)
 
alain said:
"There's 5, now only 995 to go. GET POSTING"
*counts*, *counts again*
5 + 995 = 1001 ?????
Click to expand...

Whoops...my calculator is screwed.

13. You realise touch-typing is not an Olympics category
14. You name your kids Qwerty U. Iop
 
16. You start creating alter-egos like "Nuttyfish" to disguise just how much you post.
 
19. Your astral projection keeps typing while the Shadow Government holds your body for interrogation after you were abducted by aliens.
 
20. You believe evolution is a belief based on lies propagated by unethical scientists, and the bible is full of hardcore scientific facts.
 
21. Every single thread on the forum is saved as a bookmark
22. You memorized the URL of every thread posted and as a result ... answered a general relativity question on an exam by writing down the URL on the dotted line which deals with GR
23. You experience deja vu
24. You refer to yourself as Master of your Domain
 
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21. You believe you can make water flow uphill with a clever arrangement of pipes, or create antigravity by spinning things in a magnetic field, and anyone who says different is a government stooge payed for by some cartel of energy producers, in league with the Rand Corporation, and the Inverse Vampires.
 
27. Sciforums is set as your homepage
28. You can guess the type of thread just by seeing who created it
 
29. you can guess the type of forum the thread is in by looking at the top of the IE panel.
30. you are a person who posts on sciforums.
31. you like posting here a lot
32. sciforums is not set as your homepage
33. you have never visited sciforums before
34. you are a person
35. you are not a person
36. you are a rock.
 
37. You made a book about Sciforums
38. You put your kids to sleep by reading the many posts you find here
39. You walk up to your science professor ... point at him/her ... and argue to him/her that he/she was wrong about the Laws of Thermodynamics
40. Nothing makes sense anymore
41. You think of this website as the new "Bible"
42. Everything here somehow defies the laws of physics
43. You're still stuck in threads from three years ago trying to catch up
44. Hell just froze over
 
45. you are the singularity
46. you are everyone.
47. except me.
48. im great.
49, haha, its a rule so you must accept..... ok then.....hehehe
50. all must do as say.
51. noone can contradict me
52. my first command is that all posts must now be typed upside down.
 
53. You miss work waiting for someone to post on your latest pet theory.
54. You begin arguing with real live people who are wishing you a nice day.
55. You wear depends(diapers) to not miss out on these whacky highjinx.
56. You forego porn to argue christianity to a athiest while you're a buhddist.
 
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