C'mon it must be chuckie..
Kingsford-Smith?
One for none and the English hopes look suddenly folorn. Could be another bleak campaign.
Bollinger takes the new ball. Shit He's killed that poor chappie.
See,..Douglas Bader, I knew it scifes don't even try to descifer that one, you've already failed.
Wrong! Sir Douglas Bader ( incognito)
Oh Enstine? Younger brother of Frank, usually pissed as a Newt'n 'often home late. That Enstine! George Enstine. What a lad!
Umpires confer in the middle, pull stumps and adjourn play for every body's sake. Join us tomorrow for another thrilling day's play. "whadidyothink...
Oh Fark! Says you from behind the gimp mask. Who the fuck are you?
It's an anagram of labial cunt nooks you idiot.
What's this sock puppy thing? What does it mean?
Well doctor..It was only a wet dream but I'll explain. I was walking in the garden, the sun was out, it was quite hot. I was sweating and I peeled...
Talk cricket, say something mildly intelligent/funny or fuck off...please.
The pitch looks chock full of runs. The 'orsetrailin openers will love this.
Nah, you gotta get through Germany first then it's a cakewalk. I always usedta win.
Ten armies on the Ukraine!
Fark! How old are you? She's always been old to me ( even in the dream we shan't talk about)
Baseball! Anybody wanna tark about a real game?
Only their aged mothers...sicko!
Apprentice Popes../ chuckle
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