Speed of force it is about equal to the speed at which a fart can be smelled after it has been ripped...He who smelt dealt it...in other words there...
Power Source Maybe we could use a fart as a source of power. I just ripped a huge one and the smell seemed to travel faster than light....go...
Big Bang Oops! That wasn't a big bang that was just a humongous fart I just ripped.
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