This is the problem with Republicans:
The problem with Hutchison dropping Democratic names is that she actually opposes their policy. The reassignment of county offices to nonpartisan status was backed primarily by conservatives, and one of its first effects was that Republican candidates fled their party label. In Washington, we have two parties vying for the conservative mantle. There is the Republican Party, with which we are all familiar; and then there's something called the "Grand Old Party Party", and this is what some of our Republicans called themselves. The ballots listed party leaning, so even for statewide offices, many Republicans (including the gubernatorial candidate) expressed their affinity for the "GOP Party".
The problem Republicans face is that in western Washington, especially urban areas like Seattle and Tacoma, the party has a hard time getting its candidates elected. So they want a chance to run for office without the stigma of being a Republican attached. This allows them a greater breadth of lies.
Hutchison, for instance, supports the right wing of the Republican party, including contributions to "GOP Party" gubernatorial candidate Dino Rossi, his primary political backers (the Building Industry Association of Washington) through a surrogate PAC (ChangePAC), President Bush, former Representative George Nethercutt, Representative Dave Reichert, and Republican presidential candidate Mike "Gay Sex Is Like Raping an Animal" Huckabee. Additionally, Hutchison served on the board of the infamous Discovery Institute. While the Institute claims she left the board in 2007, they somehow forgot to remove her name from their directors' roster until, well, last week when people started calling to confirm that she really was affiliated with the organization.
Susan Hutchison is a long familiar face around Seattle. She's been part of KIRO's news team for over twenty-five years. She has star power in this city (our news anchors are nearly untouchable; just ask Jean Enersen). One would think that acknowledging her conservative roots would help establish her among the party. Of course, there's also the fact that establishing her conservative roots will kill her chances in the general election.
Still, though, if the effort to strike party affiliation from King County offices had been genuine, we wouldn't have seen the candidates scurry like rats to disassociate themselves from the word "Republican", and neither would a potential powerhouse like Susan Hutchison find herself flashing that fake smile and trying to associate herself with people and policies she has opposed.
How convenient. The party that stood for over a decade on "personal accountability" now wants to divorce itself from its past. And, as Hutchison's case demonstrates, you can try to change or erase the party name, but you can't escape the party itself. But when you're willing to make a political speech denigrating people who live without Jesus, give money to partisan extremists like Mike Huckabee, and make a concerted effort to wreck scientific education in public schools, people are likely to remember.
She can start dropping names like Trotsky and Marx if she really wants, but she's not going to convince anyone she's not a Republican until she stops acting like one.
And a fine place to start would be with the lies.
I mean, really. Nobody actually believed stripping county offices of party labels would end partisan distraction. And there's a fine argument for nonpartisan civic office at the local level, anyway. It would have been nice, though, if just once, Republicans could get their way and then not prove their most cynical opponents right.
Seriously, very little the GOP does actually surprises anyone who is paying attention. But one thing that is surprising is that Republicans still seem to think they have a legitimate right to be taken seriously.
And they will, someday. Shortly after they stop lying to people.
(Oh, and let's make one thing clear: Yes, all politicians are liars. But there is a difference between lies. Telling your wife you mailed the credit card bill when it's still in your pocket, hoping to avoid an argument while calculating how to excuse yourself to the 7-Eleven in order to hit the Post Office before it closes, isn't a good thing for your marriage, but it's a far cry from selling a war for bullshit, claiming the media is conspiring against you while it is evident that journalists and editors alike are fawning over you, or trying to reorganize the political system in the hopes of increasing your electability by making it easier to hide the things voters don't like. No, I can't recall the last politician who delivered what was promised. But that's a problem, not a virtue. When the "GOP Party" figures that out, then maybe they'll understand why this is one time you don't want to dog-pile in dishonesty.)
Of course, the upside for this is that Hutchison has virtually no chance. Maybe the liberal media conspiracy will rescue her and try to convince everyone that she's not a Republican.
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Notes:
Barnett, Erica C. "Closet Case". The Stranger. April 15, 2009. TheStranger.com. Accessed April 17, 2009. http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/closet-case/Content?oid=1393918
The former KIRO-TV News anchor doesn't want you to know she's a Republican. She helped run a campaign that enables Republicans to run for office in liberal King County without disclosing that they're Republicans. And now she is using those new rules to run for King County executive without telling the voters that she's a Republican.
Hutchison was one of the leading proponents of last year's Initiative 26, which made all King County offices officially "nonpartisan." In a statement she cowrote supporting the measure, Hutchison said it would "end partisan bickering" and "create genuine nonpartisan elections." Opponents of the measure predicted that it would empower Republicans to run stealth campaigns in liberal King County.
Now Hutchison is attempting to do exactly that. In announcing her run, Hutchison boasted about her lack of partisan affiliation, name-dropping both outgoing King County executive Ron Sims, a Democrat, and Democratic former governor Booth Gardner. "Voters are looking for a new direction in government," Hutchison said in a press release.
(Barnett)
Hutchison was one of the leading proponents of last year's Initiative 26, which made all King County offices officially "nonpartisan." In a statement she cowrote supporting the measure, Hutchison said it would "end partisan bickering" and "create genuine nonpartisan elections." Opponents of the measure predicted that it would empower Republicans to run stealth campaigns in liberal King County.
Now Hutchison is attempting to do exactly that. In announcing her run, Hutchison boasted about her lack of partisan affiliation, name-dropping both outgoing King County executive Ron Sims, a Democrat, and Democratic former governor Booth Gardner. "Voters are looking for a new direction in government," Hutchison said in a press release.
(Barnett)
The problem with Hutchison dropping Democratic names is that she actually opposes their policy. The reassignment of county offices to nonpartisan status was backed primarily by conservatives, and one of its first effects was that Republican candidates fled their party label. In Washington, we have two parties vying for the conservative mantle. There is the Republican Party, with which we are all familiar; and then there's something called the "Grand Old Party Party", and this is what some of our Republicans called themselves. The ballots listed party leaning, so even for statewide offices, many Republicans (including the gubernatorial candidate) expressed their affinity for the "GOP Party".
The problem Republicans face is that in western Washington, especially urban areas like Seattle and Tacoma, the party has a hard time getting its candidates elected. So they want a chance to run for office without the stigma of being a Republican attached. This allows them a greater breadth of lies.
Hutchison, for instance, supports the right wing of the Republican party, including contributions to "GOP Party" gubernatorial candidate Dino Rossi, his primary political backers (the Building Industry Association of Washington) through a surrogate PAC (ChangePAC), President Bush, former Representative George Nethercutt, Representative Dave Reichert, and Republican presidential candidate Mike "Gay Sex Is Like Raping an Animal" Huckabee. Additionally, Hutchison served on the board of the infamous Discovery Institute. While the Institute claims she left the board in 2007, they somehow forgot to remove her name from their directors' roster until, well, last week when people started calling to confirm that she really was affiliated with the organization.
Susan Hutchison is a long familiar face around Seattle. She's been part of KIRO's news team for over twenty-five years. She has star power in this city (our news anchors are nearly untouchable; just ask Jean Enersen). One would think that acknowledging her conservative roots would help establish her among the party. Of course, there's also the fact that establishing her conservative roots will kill her chances in the general election.
Still, though, if the effort to strike party affiliation from King County offices had been genuine, we wouldn't have seen the candidates scurry like rats to disassociate themselves from the word "Republican", and neither would a potential powerhouse like Susan Hutchison find herself flashing that fake smile and trying to associate herself with people and policies she has opposed.
How convenient. The party that stood for over a decade on "personal accountability" now wants to divorce itself from its past. And, as Hutchison's case demonstrates, you can try to change or erase the party name, but you can't escape the party itself. But when you're willing to make a political speech denigrating people who live without Jesus, give money to partisan extremists like Mike Huckabee, and make a concerted effort to wreck scientific education in public schools, people are likely to remember.
She can start dropping names like Trotsky and Marx if she really wants, but she's not going to convince anyone she's not a Republican until she stops acting like one.
And a fine place to start would be with the lies.
I mean, really. Nobody actually believed stripping county offices of party labels would end partisan distraction. And there's a fine argument for nonpartisan civic office at the local level, anyway. It would have been nice, though, if just once, Republicans could get their way and then not prove their most cynical opponents right.
Seriously, very little the GOP does actually surprises anyone who is paying attention. But one thing that is surprising is that Republicans still seem to think they have a legitimate right to be taken seriously.
And they will, someday. Shortly after they stop lying to people.
(Oh, and let's make one thing clear: Yes, all politicians are liars. But there is a difference between lies. Telling your wife you mailed the credit card bill when it's still in your pocket, hoping to avoid an argument while calculating how to excuse yourself to the 7-Eleven in order to hit the Post Office before it closes, isn't a good thing for your marriage, but it's a far cry from selling a war for bullshit, claiming the media is conspiring against you while it is evident that journalists and editors alike are fawning over you, or trying to reorganize the political system in the hopes of increasing your electability by making it easier to hide the things voters don't like. No, I can't recall the last politician who delivered what was promised. But that's a problem, not a virtue. When the "GOP Party" figures that out, then maybe they'll understand why this is one time you don't want to dog-pile in dishonesty.)
Of course, the upside for this is that Hutchison has virtually no chance. Maybe the liberal media conspiracy will rescue her and try to convince everyone that she's not a Republican.
____________________
Notes:
Barnett, Erica C. "Closet Case". The Stranger. April 15, 2009. TheStranger.com. Accessed April 17, 2009. http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/closet-case/Content?oid=1393918