In the cricket

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by olichokesonburntbail, Jul 7, 2009.

  1. olichokesonburntbail Banned Banned

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    Oh dear!
    A dreary forecast in the ole dart and the weather looks pretty shithouse too.

    Newsflash! Pietersen trips over airbag bottom lip with curiously webbed duckfoot but FIGJAM ego comes to the rescue.

    If it makes no sense, you're in the wrong thread..bugger off!
     
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  3. scifes In withdrawal. Valued Senior Member

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    hmm..your name starts with oli..

    if it is you then you must have made it so obvious to dismiss it easily..

    plus that one thread of the whole forum in one thread..

    plus the English accent..

    hmm..am i thinking too much?
     
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  5. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    It isn't me: I don't bother with sockpuppets.
    How does writing have an English accent?
    And I have no interest in cricket whatsoever.

    Thinking too much? can you think?

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  7. olichokesonburntbail Banned Banned

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    Ow's it goin' Oli ole son, watcha!

    No interest in the cricket..hmm! passive aggressive defeatist pommie disclaimer if ya ask me.

    Muscle up Bruce!
     
  8. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    bruce? you know oil personally?

    interesting

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  9. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    No interest in ANY sport.
    Is that passive aggressive defeatist?
    You can keep the ashes mate. Plus any other trophies you'd like.
    I'll send them along should I ever get my hands on them.

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  10. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Unlikely.
    The only Australian I actually know personally I can't even remember the name of*, and I haven't seen her since the Prague trip in 2000.

    * Apologies should it actually be you (unlikely, but truth is stranger than fiction and all that).
     
  11. olichokesonburntbail Banned Banned

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    Oils ain't oils Sol!
     
  12. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    hang on,

    oil are you saying im a lesbian?

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    (ie everyone knows playboy bunney is my partner and no guy would call themself playboy bunney)

    or was that aimmed at the other person?
     
  13. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Er, you lost me.
    I'm a lesbian.
    And it wasn't aimed at you since you don't know me personally. Unless you were female in the year 2000 and attending the Prague trip through the University of Lincolnshire and Humberside.
    And if it WAS you why on Earth did you decide to have such a dumb boyfriend?

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  14. olichokesonburntbail Banned Banned

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    Oh fer Chrissake!
    Some gangling white ( pink) pommie bowler comes on and sprays the first one to second slip, Aussies none fer 'undred by lunch..so boring!
     
  15. olichokesonburntbail Banned Banned

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    Lost me too.

    Are those real names or types of friggin' sideburns?
     
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  17. olichokesonburntbail Banned Banned

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    So umm, your real name might be oli by the watersthropshirestonehough? Jussa guess.
     
  18. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Good guess!
    But wrong.
     
  19. olichokesonburntbail Banned Banned

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    Lord of Ollington?
     
  20. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Closer.
     
  21. olichokesonburntbail Banned Banned

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    Lord Dolly, known to close associates as Sheepshit?
     
  22. olichokesonburntbail Banned Banned

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    Who's the pommie keeper?
     
  23. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Not noticeably.

    That's a good question.
     

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