Rules Club

ha ha this is fun.

This is a cute thread. Cuuuute.

Rule 28.

Sack the bouncers who let john in.

Gimme some Islanders!
I want some Maoris and Samoans on the door.
They won't be fooled by that dopey schmoozy shit!
 
.................meanwhile at the Rules Club.
Doormen Aati and Haunahni are sitting at the entrance, and they look pretty annoyed.

Aati: I hear that Figian Spud is saying us Samoans and Maoris aren't good doormen.

Haunahi: Na, he said that us doormen were no good and that they should get some Samoans and Maoris to do it.
He said we should be sacked.

Aati: But I'm a Maori and you're a Samoan. We are Maoris and Samoans.
Waaaderfuggeenellizzeeonabowwwwd?

Haunahi: He says we let in a dopey schmoozy shit.

Aati: So they aren't allowed in now?

Haunahi: Apparently not.

Half an hour later the club is empty.

Aati: We better start letting them in again.

Haunahi: Yep.
 
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Rule 29, one must only use one finger of their left hand to write rules in rules club. and fujugoodigookiblep is not an obsolete rule unless you are german.
 
BTW Captain Kremmen (or may I call you Elvis Brandenburg) - I was going through an old box of junk the other day and found an old Captain Kremmen LP.
Brought back a few memories - so much so I was considering Dr Heinrich Von Gitfinger as my username on here
 
Rule #30 If this is your first night at Rules CLUB, you HAVE to fight another member.fujugoodigookiblep
 
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Rule 35
Inthe event of a rule which closes the club, the club will immediately reform as a new club with all the rules minus that rule. The new club will have the same numbering system as the old one, and will even show the old rule, but it will not be part of the club rules.
fujugoodigookiblep
 
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rule # 36 : all future rules must be formatted thusly....

whazzup biatch!
rule # _________________________ .....fujugoodigookiblep
 
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whazzup biatch!
rule # _________________________37:

Only women may post on odd numbered rules, and men on even. Violation of this rule carries with it the maximum penalty SciForums can impinge. I don't know what that is but perhaps it could involve Spud and a latex glove.
 
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Rule of the absolutes: You can not make rules that changes the rules stated earlier...
 
whazzup biatch!
rule # 38

If anyone uses the word "Ja", they shall immediately be taken to the Sciforums basement and beaten to a pulp.
 
fujugoodigookiblep

fuckcity!
come now sci
think up an escape clause that does not "break" the related rule
 
whazzup biatch!
rule # 38

If anyone uses the word "Ja", they shall immediately be taken to the Sciforums basement and beaten to a pulp.

That's in direct violation to rule #37 Ms. That'll be a Spud-U-Latexing for your unruly ass.
 
whazzup biatch!
rule # 39

Rules which limit the number of rules are disallowed.
fujugoodigookiblep
 
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Rule #40: Rules Club disbanded due to repeated rules transgressions. No-one else to post in this thread. fujugoodigookiblep.

all hail the mighty gustav
 
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