Konnichiwa, me again,
How many things are there that everyone needs to do before they pass on to better places? Well, I think there are at least 1001, and the proof's in the title.
1. Live a really long time
2. Get lung cancer, and survive...then die
3. Jump off the Empire State
4. Grow a really long beard
404. do a harakiri.
407. Find a couple having sex in the woods, thrust your arms into the air, and shout "Преве́д!".