Your dog comes up to your leg and you say " Hi doggy!! your a cutie arent you? your so lucky that you dont have a brain, your driven completely by your ID!, wanna cookie?!" The dog goes nuts and is wagging its tail uncontrollably, he licks his lips in anticipation. You give the dog a cookie and it goes crazy in joy. Its too bad a cookie cant do that to me.. Maybe im eating the wrong kind of cookies?
You know you are going crazy when My husband yells at the TV so hard during basketball and football games. I will not start calling him crazy until the TV start to yell back at him.
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You find yourself replying to threads like this You start to suspect the computer you're looking at is playing practical jokes on you and rearranges the desk You buy a lottery ticket
When your yelling at your computer because its loading a site in .5 seconds instead of loading it at .2 seconds.
HEHE!! When you seriously consider turning your skin inside out.... Or cut off your hand because you are bored and have nothing better to do than sew it back on.... LOL
When you change the names of your cats, from Jungle-> General Maximus Stentor Pepper-> Rieklaand Kirkpatrick, Rear Admiral of the Fifth British Fleet It's not like I'm one of those nutty cat people, you know, the ones that buy their cats automobiles, the ones that claim their cats can do algebra, no I'm not like that. I'm more like...something...different:bugeye:
when you get in such deep thought that soon you forget about your destination and end up walking around the house 5 times before you realize somethings wrong When your life gets to be so paternistic that when you actually have to think about what your supposed to be doing you don't even know because usually you do it without having to think. when your trying to decide if taco bell or Burger king is the healthier choice when you drink diet coke instead of just quiting soda. when you begin to enjoy elmo and barney because your kid likes it /\ when you then find yourself singing elmo and barney songs. when you fish for sharks in a sound (salt water) in only a 20 foot boat and you haven't checked your fuel in 3 days. when you let your highschool buddies "drive" you
when you begin ingesting random computer-side objects (good-bye, phone, good-bye, quarter, good-bye, scanner... HELLO, scanner, etc.)
You know you're crazy when your wife leaves you, no food in the house and you and the dog are staring at each other as a potential source of protein.
Very funny Flores. I can relate Pollux, I changed my hamsters name from biscuit--->merris ,don't ask.
