this is a survey to test your sanity...

- 1+1?

- sausage or ham?

- if you were going to commit mass genocide how would you do it?

- if you could rule any european country what country would it be?

- what is your first thought when looking at a kitten?

- ...a baby?

- ...a chipmunk?

- what is your favorite color?

- why?(optional)

- if you could be any figure in history who would you be?

-why?(optional)

-if you could be any fictional charachtor ever thought of who would you be?

-why?(optional)

- what is the meaning of life?

if you dont feel like answering all answer 3 or 4 of them

Originally posted by JelloPudding
- 1+1?
- sausage or ham?
- if you were going to commit mass genocide how would you do it?
- if you could rule any european country what country would it be?
- what is your first thought when looking at a kitten?
- ...a baby?
- ...a chipmunk?
- what is your favorite color?
- why?(optional)
- if you could be any figure in history who would you be?
-why?(optional)
-if you could be any fictional charachtor ever thought of who would you be?
-why?(optional)
- what is the meaning of life? I'm seriously doubting the validity of your test, but I'll give it a whirl. :p
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1
Sausage
Depends how many I want to kill, and where, and when! You're never going to catch me!! buahahaha
None, I hate responsibility.
AWWWWW!!!! What a cute little - Ahh! AHHH!!! *rips kitten away from throat* Phew. :)
AWWWWW!!!! What a cute little - Ahh! AHHH!!! *rips baby away from throat* Phew. :)
BLUE
Because it makes me feel scared.
Marie Antoinette
"Off with their heads!!!" :D
Santa Claus
Because I would know where all the naughty boys lived. lol!
To find the right answer to that question. :p
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BSR skips the chipmunk question - an obvious sign of insanity.

Wha..? hahaha, I just realized I skipped it! :D *smacks head with hand* I think I skipped it after the 2 random attacks from the kitten and the baby...:eek: *rubs bite marks on neck*

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to the insane world.

1+1? 2

- sausage or ham? neither (but it used to be ham)

- if you were going to commit mass genocide how would you do it? i wouldnt. But!! if i were going to..... nuclear bomb-all or nothing :D

- if you could rule any european country what country would it be? Dont know. England (?)

- what is your first thought when looking at a kitten? DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKER *looks embarassed* *strokes kitten* ahhhhh its a kitten. look at it looking at me thinking 'look at that person looking at me.' (i like cats really. cats and kittens)

- ...a baby? - oh. its a baby. (sometimes i think look at that little person). they are quite funny when they are looking round all the time.)

- ...a chipmunk? - ahhhhh its a chipmunk

- what is your favorite color? green or blue

- why?(optional) what?? do u like mushrooms? why?

- if you could be any figure in history who would you be? hmmmm. ME! :D

-why?(optional) because i dont want anyone elses acheivements

-if you could be any fictional charachtor ever thought of who would you be? Mickey Mouse *sings song from full metal jacket*

-why?(optional) *sings song from full metal jacket*

- what is the meaning of life? who knows. to live your life *shrugs*

Finally a thread that makes sense :)

1 - Whatever you want it to be
2 - Sausages!!!
3 - Extremely big loud speaker + ABBA = Nuff said really
4 - Germany!!! Such a cool country!!! Next would be England probably
5 - Soup
6 - Tomato Soup
7 - Chip'n'Dale
8 - Clear
9 - Cos it's so purdy
10 - 6
11 - Cos
12 - Arnold Schwarznegger
13 - 'If it bleeds, we can kill it'
14 - To live


Note: I was gonna choose Mickey Mouse and sing that damn song!!!! :mad:

Thor believes Arnold Schwarznegger is a fictional character - an obvious sign of insanity.

PMSL@ Thors answer. esp '6' & as goofyfish says 'arnold Schwarznegger'

%BlueSoulRobot% u thought 1 + 1 was 1!?

:eek: :confused: lol

- 1+1?

0

- sausage

- AK-47

- Latvia

- a kitten?
cute

- ...a baby?
don't like children

- ...a chipmunk?
strange weird entity I dislike

- what is your favorite color?
black/dark magnetic blue

- why?(optional)
looks cool

- if you could be any figure in history who would you be?

Alexandre of Macedonia

-why?(optional)
why? he's the coolest guy in history

-if you could be any fictional charachtor ever thought of who would you be?

Elric of Melnibone
-why?(optional)

we're much alike

- what is the meaning of life?

to live

- 1+1?
2

- sausage or ham?
sausage

- if you were going to commit mass genocide how would you do it?
a giant meteor

- if you could rule any european country what country would it be?
Britain

- what is your first thought when looking at a kitten?
it is cute
- ...a baby?
it is cute

- ...a chipmunk?
it is stupid

- what is your favorite color?
green

- why?(optional)
color of my eyes

- if you could be any figure in history who would you be?
George W. Bush

-why?(optional)
He has absolute power, none of us know it though.
-if you could be any fictional charachtor ever thought of who would you be?
Darth Vader

-why?(optional)
He's just so frickin cool.
- what is the meaning of life?
To procreate and, for humans, to make your mark on society.

lol Thor- we have exactly the same meaning of life!

therefore it must be true

I believe it to be true, its the simplest explaination!!!

Thor and Avatar agree on the meaning of life - an obvious sign of Avatar's insanity.

of course

http://images.quizilla.com/1033888958_flufftypal.jpg

and if all the tests are combined then I'm as Xev put it a schitzotypal, virginal thrill seeking goth who's also a total SLUT!
ain't it nice?

Goofyfish pinning insanity on everyone but himself....he's hiding his insanity!!! ;)

    http://www.xecu.net/goofyfish/__public/smiley_lol

Sanity is overrated anyway.

Goofy:

Ah ha, the all seeing eye of Thordom sees all!!!

:)

first off, i don't see how this scales insanity....but what the hell....

- 1+1?
dos

- sausage or ham?
pepperoni

- if you were going to commit mass genocide how would you do it?
I like the giant meteor, its reminiscent of FF7

- if you could rule any european country what country would it be?
the Vatican. does that count?

- what is your first thought when looking at a kitten?
yum.

- ...a baby?
see above.

- ...a chipmunk?
see above.

- what is your favorite color?
probablyt red.

- why?(optional)
i dunno. it just is.

- if you could be any figure in history who would you be?
Jhonen Vasquez.

-why?(optional)
hordes of fans, and plenty of hot goth chicks willing to sleep with me.


-if you could be any fictional charachtor ever thought of who would you be?
JTHM

-why?(optional)
he can't fuckin die!!!

- what is the meaning of life?
42. C'mon, everyone knows that!

no- it's the meaning of life, universe and everything not just life.
the meaning of life-> life = 42 - universe - everything

hey- the meaning of life appears to be damn insignificant :mad: :eek: :D

*holds finger up to avatars mouth*

shhhhhhhhhhhhh.:)

2

ham

Iwouldn't

I would not do it

soon to be a cat,I don't like cats

someday that will be a teenager,but right now it is cute as long as I don't have to change it

that chipmonk is free,wish I was.

ultramarine blue,
it's pwetty,.

some one who met Jesus,nobody specific.

I am a fictional character.

nobody knows,nobody comes back to tell us.

















iI

A measurement of acceptable insanity,judged by people who know insanity when they look in the mirror,a maxim without a basis on fact,a variable which cannot be judged with accuracy,a waste of time to ponder unless you are in an asylum.

-355,742,325.0034532

sausage

nuclear boom.....ooooo fire

france hahaha now you know im insane

now all we need is the blood of a virgin

I hate children

furry

black: why best way to kill at night

jesus:why commit suicide

god:why duh all powerful

to live

Yes, 1+1=1. I have yet to work on my theory, but I'm getting some pretty good ideas. :)

The meaning of life is to look for the meaning of life! :p To live is not an answer, it's the process that aids you in looking for the meaning of life. And if all is true, then my answer is bona fide, because we are all living paradoxes, swirling in a paradox, breathing and sitting on paradoxes all para-freaking-doxical day long!! :D

So, 1+1=1. Not 2. :p :D or if anything, 1+1=11. Yeah, that makes more sense.

*scratches head* Oh right. I see now BSR. BTW 1 & 1=1
1 + 1=2 (+ being the mathematical symbol for plus and & being an english (i think*) symbol for and. :D :D :p

probably greek actually (in its origins) as our alphabet is Greek (i think :D )

Why do y'all think I'm insane!! I'm not insane!!

There's nothing wrong with me y'hear!!

this is a survey to test your sanity...

- 1+1?

561... I think. :confused:

- sausage or ham?

Neither you idiot.

- if you were going to commit mass genocide how would you do it?

First, I would clear a large landmass (ie, Australia) of its inhabitants, then I'd move in those I wanted to kill. Then I'd h-bomb random parts of the landmass until it sunk into the ocean. :)

- if you could rule any european country what country would it be?

Switzerland

- what is your first thought when looking at a kitten?

Mm, tasty!

- ...a baby?

mmm... desert!

- ...a chipmunk?

AHH! HELP! HIDE ME FROM THE CHIPMUNK! IT'S GOING TO EAT ME ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVE!

- what is your favorite color?

White

- why?(optional)

labcoats are white. :)

- if you could be any figure in history who would you be?

hitler

-why?(optional)

cuz he got to eat lots of babies, and he was satan.

-if you could be any fictional charachtor ever thought of who would you be?

spiderman

-why?(optional)

he's so damn sexy!

- what is the meaning of life?

to answer this survey. duh. :rolleyes:

1+1?
<b>1+1, as there is no '=' sign.</b>

<b>ham, its quicker to write</b>

<b>By not doing it</b>

<b>England, I live there</b>

<b>Animal<b>

<b>Not an animal</b>

<b>Woldn't know one if i saw it</b>

<b>BLue</b>

<b>Meaning of life is 42, but Why is it, the multiplication doesn't add up????</b>

Actually I would like to know why he did that???

i need to take a nice looong time to analize all of you but not to long ill have my results up by tuesday. until then have fun.

- 1+1?


*** is this a trick question?



- sausage or ham?

*** sausage. er.....



- if you were going to commit mass genocide how would you do it?


*** i would create such a violent disturbance within the upper atmostphere; forcing it to hail little, fuzzy bunnies... all over the place.



- if you could rule any european country what country would it be?


*** Germany.


- what is your first thought when looking at a kitten?

*** soft.



.

- ...a baby?

*** thank goodness it's not mine.


.

- ...a chipmunk?

** pretty cute stuff.


.

- what is your favorite color?


***blue.


- why?(optional)


*** because it's the color of Billy Corgan's eyes. :p :D


- if you could be any figure in history who would you be?

*** mary magdalene



-why


**** nevermind.


-if you could be any fictional charachtor ever thought of who would you be?


*** you spelled character wrong.



-why?(optional)


*** i don't know. only you know why.



- what is the meaning of life?


*** live, love a bit, dislike a bit, and, then die.

- 1+1?
2
- sausage or ham?
Sausage
- if you were going to commit mass genocide how would you do it?
Sorry, but it has to be gas.
- if you could rule any european country what country would it be?
Italy
- what is your first thought when looking at a kitten?
Cute
- ...a baby?
Argh, get it away from me!
- ...a chipmunk?
Cartoons
- what is your favorite color?
Red
- why?(optional)
Cause it just is.
- if you could be any figure in history who would you be?
Marconi
-why?(optional)
Money making opertunity.
-if you could be any fictional charactor ever thought of who would you be?
Comic book guy from the simpsons
-why?(optional)
Sarcasm is mighty.
- what is the meaning of life?
Monty Python

- 11
- sausage
- I wouldn't
- France
- cuuuuuuuuute!! :)
- cuuuuuuuuute!! :)
- ehhh... :bugeye::eek:
- blue
- Jesus
- Because he is a nice guy...
- Homer Simpson :D
- HUUUUMMMMM... Doughnut... :D
- Love and Joy

- 1+1? easy!! 2. wow im a genius!

- sausage or ham? im completly stumped on this. but i think a sausage would fit inside more smoothly.

- if you were going to commit mass genocide how would you do it?
1st id go 2 mars.
then id buy a Planet Blaster(tm) cannon that i saw in the Marsian Galvadisintegrators and Ammo Magazine.
Then id fire straight at Venus to blow up all the gay inhabitants.

- if you could rule any european country what country would it be?
Hong Kong

- what is your first thought when looking at a kitten?
EDIT:
["im cuter . . . stop that . . . stop it! . . . ok u win. your cuter."]

- ...a baby?
breathtaking!

- ...a chipmunk?
we'll bring you action and satisfaction
C-H-I-P-M-U-N-K!
guaranteeed to brighten your day!
doot doot do do do doot
doot doot do do do doot.

- what is your favorite color?
it doesnt really matter.
i rank personality pretty high.

- why?(optional)
because even if u might look really good, u can still hav a unattractive personality.
its a turn off

- if you could be any figure in history who would you be?
spiderman!

-why?(optional)
because hes fast, knows how 2 run his mouth off, and he helps people in trouble.

-if you could be any fictional charachtor ever thought of who would you be?
woops. hmmm. this is a toughy.

-why?(optional)
nope cant think of any.
sorry.

- what is the meaning of life?
you mean other than DSL?
is this a trick question?
The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism.

Life is the time you are born up until the time you get married.
ok jus kidding.

ok
life is somthing u might hav 2 serve if ur caught shooting people.

MEANING OF LIFE:
The Words, The Stage, The One, The Bliss, The City, The Cause, The Future, Caliditta

- ...a chipmunk?
we'll bring you action and satisfaction
C-H-I-P-M-U-N-K!
guaranteeed to brighten your day!
doot doot do do do doot
doot doot do do do doot.

he he he http://www.plauder-smilies.de/nut.gif


http://www.plauder-smilies.de/party/drink.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.de/party/ylsuper.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.de/pukey.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.de/sleep.gif

so am i insane or wat?

i think that guy was just yanking our chains. he never came back and gave us our results...

He's around. Next time I'll see him I'll remind him to interpret the results.

:eek:

http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/sehrgrosse/grosse012.gif

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....oh, it's you.......you of the smilies ....the master of smilies.....hmmm.............the non-sharer of smiley secrets. the smiley-meister of all smilies....


how i envy you. i would love to be able to partake in such smiley whimsey. grrrrrrrrrrrrr.........but, alas, i can't. hmmm. and, you KNOW why!:mad: :mad: :mad:

:D <--- *sigh* i guess these will have to suffice. :p

101 (binary code +=0)
rancid sausage
send out an electromagnetic pulse wave and let chaos work it's magick.
the Netherlands, amsterdam
DIE YOU FUCKING FOUR LEGGED FUR BALL!!!!
Stinky diapers
Yeah bitch ya dead now, that'll teach ya ta dig in my garbage.
black
the darkness engulfs me until i am completely alone and isolated.
G W bush
cause i really need to fix all his mistakes
ODIN
why the hell not!!
to reproduce and die and reproduce and die
^funny how most things in life revolve around symmetry and patterns^

The meaning to life is to live it while you're alive.

- 1+1?
1+1 what?

- sausage or ham?
ham

- if you were going to commit mass genocide how would you do it?
nuclear bomb

- if you could rule any european country what country would it be?
I wouldn't be much of a ruler... I'm going to say Austria because it's the first one that comes to mind.

- what is your first thought when looking at a kitten?
oooo

- ...a baby?
what's it's name?

- ...a chipmunk?
look, another chipmunk

- what is your favorite color?
BLUE

- why?(optional)
because I really like it?

- if you could be any figure in history who would you be?
I'm pretty comfortable being myself...

-why?(optional)
because I can't think of anyone in history who I want to be.

-if you could be any fictional charachtor ever thought of who would you be? I would be the me character in my fantasies

-why?(optional)
because it's specially designed for my existence.

- what is the meaning of life?
14

- 1+1?

2

- sausage or ham?

ham

- if you were going to commit mass genocide how would you do it?

poison in the kool-aid:D

- if you could rule any european country what country would it be?

Switzerland

- what is your first thought when looking at a kitten?

Awww... how cute

- ...a baby?

I wonder whos the daddy:D

- ...a chipmunk?

Furry lil' fucker

- what is your favorite color?

Blue

- why?(optional)

I used to claim it when I was in a gang:p

- if you could be any figure in history who would you be?

da Vinci

-why?(optional)

He was very interesting.

-if you could be any fictional charachtor ever thought of who would you be?

-why?(optional)

- what is the meaning of life? Who knows...

o.k, i dont think this is an assesment of how insane you are and i think that Jellopudding just set up random questions and is laughing at us for actually filling them in.
I think i will figure out the answers if you were insane.

- 1+1?
666

- sausage or ham?

blood sausage
- if you were going to commit mass genocide how would you do it?

set up death squads

- if you could rule any european country what country would it be?

Germany-
- what is your first thought when looking at a kitten?

Put it in a bag and put it in a river

- ...a baby?

eat it.

- ...a chipmunk?

shoot it

- what is your favorite color?

Red

- why?(optional)

Its the color of blood
- if you could be any figure in history who would you be?

Hitler
-why?(optional)

He did alot for white supremecy

-if you could be any fictional charachtor ever thought of who would you be?

God
-why?(optional)

He had supposed to creat the universe so he could destroy it!
- what is the meaning of life?

Kill things! mu ha hah hahah haa


As long as noone has any of these for answers then nobody is insane! !! wooopeeeee
I think, has anyone got these for answers? :confused: :bugeye: :eek:

Originally posted by JelloPudding
i need to take a nice looong time to analize all of you but not to long ill have my results up by tuesday. until then have fun.
look pal!
tuesdays long gone
wer the hell r u at?

ive gave the answers of a crazy person tho. :p

it was all a joke to see how insane we all are, now the men in the white jackets are out to get me now so I must run. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

yep, i guess only the crazy one's actually bothered responding to this thread!:D i guess the yolk was on us..:D

they will shoot you with a dart gun. :eek:

:mad: you and your smilies.

- 1+1?

It depends of what you mean by 1 and +

- sausage or ham?

Neither

- if you were going to commit mass genocide how would you do it?

Secretly

- if you could rule any european country what country would it be?

All of them

- what is your first thought when looking at a kitten?

Weakness

- ...a baby?

Necessity

- ...a chipmunk?

Nature

- what is your favorite color?

I do not have one

- why?(optional)

I have never seen the need

- if you could be any figure in history who would you be?

Myself

-why?(optional)

Time will tell

-if you could be any fictional charachtor ever thought of who would you be?

Havelock Vetinari

-why?(optional)

He is a smart man

- what is the meaning of life?

My happyness

hey i jus saw jello post another thread, but thers still no answer as 2 weather or not im insane.

you are all insane. so here are my answers

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- 1+1?

0

- sausage or ham?

bologna

- if you were going to commit mass genocide how would you do it?

with a spoon

- if you could rule any european country what country would it be?

latvia

- what is your first thought when looking at a kitten?

yum

- ...a baby?

yum yum

- ...a chipmunk?

hi

- what is your favorite color?

clear

- why?(optional)

cause colors dont xist

- if you could be any figure in history who would you be?

niche

-why?(optional)

he has sipholis

-if you could be any fictional charachtor ever thought of who would you be?

Squee!!!!!!!!

-why?(optional)

because

- what is the meaning of life?

42
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this was an awesome post im glad u all replied to it.
you are al safely insane, im glad i wouldnt want to have to commit anyone to a sane asylum so good job.

germany is cool too

you are all insane.

hooray!!!

i dont get it

- 1+1?

* 11, you know like in september 11, 11 binary = 3 decimal and the last month of the year is 12, - 3 = 9, spells 9 / 11 got it?

- sausage or ham?

* neither, probably wouldn't be kosher or halal

- if you were going to commit mass genocide how would you do it?

* I would start a religion and create an angry lynchmob to run after some stupid idea.


- if you could rule any european country what country would it be?

Monaco, we accept all creditcards


- what is your first thought when looking at a kitten?

tiger in disquise

- ...a baby?

shut the fuck up

- ...a chipmunk?

duh

- what is your favorite color?

green

- why?(optional)

nature is green , relaxes my mind, ever tried magic mushrooms and cid and looking at bright yellow or red walls?

- if you could be any figure in history who would you be?

Neil Armstrong or Columbus

-why?(optional)

Because they said it couldn't be done

-if you could be any fictional charachtor ever thought of who would you be?

Captain Ginyu

-why?(optional)

Because he knows how to show of his muscle and superpowers hehe

- what is the meaning of life?

The meaning of life is the struglle of reproduction, those lifeforms with weak reproduction instincts didn't life to tell it.

Well done you proved people will answer any random questions you put on a forum.........


Now if only the CIA had thought of that ;)

"Thank you for calling the psychology clinic hotline. If you suffer from obsessive-compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent get someone else to press 2 for you. If you suffer from Multi-Personality Disorder press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and the voices inside your head will tell you which number to press. If you are paranoid, we know who you are, and where you live, stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are a manic depressive it doesn't matter which number you press, no-one is going to answer. If you have seasonal affective disorder, please call back in six months." *beeeeeeeeep*

Wait... What if the person who makes the insanity test is insane...?:confused:

Man, all this waiting is driving me insane!! (no pun intended):D

Don't lie :p