would you like to be God?(4)

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by yinyinwang, Nov 13, 2003.

  1. yinyinwang Registered Senior Member

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    if you were god and you want to prove your existance to your creatures, how would you like to do it?
     
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  3. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    i would gather all people in a huge stadium (which I have created temporarily for this purpose). I would arrange them according to family and ask them to make a line and face me (the stadium is big enough to do that). I would then ask all the adults/parents to take one step forward. I would strike them down with lightning in front of their children. I would then ask the children to raise their hand if they believe in me. I will strike down any children who do not raise their hand.

    I'm sure that they would now believe in the allmighty god that is me.
     
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  5. goofyfish Analog By Birth, Digital By Design Valued Senior Member

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    Shit. SM: The vengeful god.
     
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  7. Bachus Registered Senior Member

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    I would give food to the hungry, money to the poor etc.


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    Neah we'll go with SM's idea
     
  8. 1100f Banned Registered Senior Member

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    I would write in sciforums and claim that I exist.

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  9. goofyfish Analog By Birth, Digital By Design Valued Senior Member

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    Unfortunately, Cris would convincingly argue
    otherwise and you would simply cease to be.

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    :m: Peace.
     
  10. cthulhus slave evil servant Registered Senior Member

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    if i were god their wouldnt be any humans to prove my existence to.
     
  11. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    considering the following statement...


    I should be called SM: The Merciful God
     
  12. curioucity Unbelievable and odd Registered Senior Member

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    Is someone craving for being a God so badly that this thread finally sees its fourth sequel?
     
  13. BigBlueHead Great Tealnoggin! Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah! Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out!

    Or wait... that would be you. What a lot of work.
     
  14. yinyinwang Registered Senior Member

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    Is four your unlucky number?
     
  15. 1100f Banned Registered Senior Member

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    If there is someone like this, then I can assure you he is an impostor.
     
  16. korey Registered Senior Member

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    I would appear to everyone individually at the same time...then I'd destroy the world and laugh...
     
  17. curioucity Unbelievable and odd Registered Senior Member

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    yinyin
    Actually I posted it just as a surprised reaction that this has been the fourth sequel of it.. but that being said.... coincidentally, 4 is a BAD number in Chinese belief. But I can assure you that it's unrelated to the reason I posted that.
     
  18. yinyinwang Registered Senior Member

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    you must be a girl.
    what if there is a 5, 6....?
     
  19. curioucity Unbelievable and odd Registered Senior Member

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    What makes you say that?
     
  20. yinyinwang Registered Senior Member

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    you concentrate on the decoration, not the topic.
     
  21. BigBlueHead Great Tealnoggin! Registered Senior Member

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    Yinyinwang said:
    What a weird generalization. Do you know any girls?
     
  22. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    I would provide them with a beautiful sky.
    And food for them so that they don't starve.
    I would provide light from the sun, water, plants, animals, and intelligence to learn and be happy.
    And a beautiful planet to live in. Hopefully they won't destroy it.
     
  23. curioucity Unbelievable and odd Registered Senior Member

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    Duh, yinyin...... are you new to occasional off-topic discussion? If no, I assume you should've been used to little misdirections like that, otherwise, read all the threads exist here, and you'll know.
     

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