spookz
11-07-02, 07:42 PM
Rumors circulating the net claim Bush engaged in homosexual activities in his college years. He's allegedly kept a man on the side his entire adult life. All this time it's been a mere Freudian slip, and not further evidence of his ignorance, when he refers to Iraq's leader as "Sodom."
Growing up in the south as he did, the Chief Asshole no doubt had homophobia and niggerphobia hammered into his thin skull at every turn. Showering after gym class with the recently integrated bucks must have made him feel repulsed yet strangely compelled. Repulsed by the great thick *meatiness* of all that jungle cock swaying in the damp heat, yet compelled by his horrifying desire to caress that black silkiness the way one might caress the neck of a favored horse. His anxious dreams must have been populated by crowds of naked black youth gamboling on the dusty Texas plains, their prehensile dicks grazing in the grass like the trunks of elephants sweeping for peanuts, their high, firm asses crooning, "Man-pussy. Get your man-pussy HERE."
"This is wrong, so damned wrong," the adolescent Bush groaned to himself as he searched his face in the bathroom mirror for some sign of heterosexuality, yet when he woke in themorning with spooge crusting in the tousles of his Adam's thicket, these are the dreams that caused the emission.
No, "Sodom" Hussein is not black, but neither is he white. He's somewhere in between-- a dusky shade of pale, or a junk-sick shade of black. Either way, it touches Duhbya on a visceral level he hasn't felt since those high-school shower days. Hussein's swarthy features coupled with his Hitler mustache make our little fascist's prostate tremble with longing. In Bush's fevered imagination, the seal of the office of president looks like Sodom's quivering ringmeat.
That's why he's always so tongue-tied during press conferences. He's not thinking of tax abatement, troop deployments, or the economy. He sees a thin, crooked, uncircumcised choad-- Hussein's choad--shimmering in his entire field of vision.
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Growing up in the south as he did, the Chief Asshole no doubt had homophobia and niggerphobia hammered into his thin skull at every turn. Showering after gym class with the recently integrated bucks must have made him feel repulsed yet strangely compelled. Repulsed by the great thick *meatiness* of all that jungle cock swaying in the damp heat, yet compelled by his horrifying desire to caress that black silkiness the way one might caress the neck of a favored horse. His anxious dreams must have been populated by crowds of naked black youth gamboling on the dusty Texas plains, their prehensile dicks grazing in the grass like the trunks of elephants sweeping for peanuts, their high, firm asses crooning, "Man-pussy. Get your man-pussy HERE."
"This is wrong, so damned wrong," the adolescent Bush groaned to himself as he searched his face in the bathroom mirror for some sign of heterosexuality, yet when he woke in themorning with spooge crusting in the tousles of his Adam's thicket, these are the dreams that caused the emission.
No, "Sodom" Hussein is not black, but neither is he white. He's somewhere in between-- a dusky shade of pale, or a junk-sick shade of black. Either way, it touches Duhbya on a visceral level he hasn't felt since those high-school shower days. Hussein's swarthy features coupled with his Hitler mustache make our little fascist's prostate tremble with longing. In Bush's fevered imagination, the seal of the office of president looks like Sodom's quivering ringmeat.
That's why he's always so tongue-tied during press conferences. He's not thinking of tax abatement, troop deployments, or the economy. He sees a thin, crooked, uncircumcised choad-- Hussein's choad--shimmering in his entire field of vision.
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