-mismatched striped suit and tie
-too much bad cologne
-bushy eyebrows
-southern accent
-briefcase
-bible

:D
it's the scariest thing i could think of

If I'm right, someone else will get it. If I'm wrong, I'll know when someone else gets it. But I think that may be a bit easy.

In the meantime:

- Green shirt
- Green tights
- Skillet
- Eight-inch molded phallus
- A green hat and shoes are also helpful

(This one's easy too.)

A Southern Baptist Pastor?

Pictures damn you....PICTURES.

Bush?

Guyute & and2000x

Bearing in mind that you can shoot a Japanese man in Texas for asking directions on Hallowe'en, think scarier.

Sargentlard

What would be the fun of that? I didn't get a picture when my costume description was described to me a couple of Hallowe'en's back by a drunk woman I barely knew while we smoked cigarettes in the rain.

SwedishFish

Obviously I underestimated you. Or overestimated others. But I know what would scare your costume character: a certain dead man that has defeated him once already from beyond the grave.

Happy Hallowe'enies!

green giant?

i started out as a bible salesman, selling people ultimate salvation for 3 easy installments of 49.95. i tried convincing my roommate to be tammy faye baker to my jim but she didn't want to put on that much makeup. halfway through the night i decided i don't make a very good man, what with the boobs that didn't cover up well and the fine features that mascara couldn't make any bushier so i washed off the eyebrows and changed to a white trash costume. i was going to make it pregnant white trash but the "baby" came out looking too lumpy. so i was just trashy.

I was way off. I thought you were shooting for John Ashcroft.

Oh, well. Silly me.

For OTS - Peter Pan.

i borrowed a picket sign from Vons( there are like 100,000 people on strike in SoCalifornia at the main supermarkets, one of which is Vons), told them it was for a presentation on health care reform, and went to school with my friends Vons Nametag. I was voted the best costume and it only took me 8 minutes to put it together. The 2nd best was a Carmen Miranda costume, worn by my friend Evan ( a guy). I refused to accept the award because i put so little effort into it as opposed to everyones insanely "efforted" costumes, what an Ass i am ;)

i spent my halloween performing at a fucking party with a fucking drama group fucking dancing to micheal fucking jackson's "thriller" for 2 hours. then i had to work at a haunted house till 2 am. then i went to waffle house with a bunch of friends and stayd there till the waitress kicked us out for not buying anything. suprisingly fun actualy...