I refer you to my good man chris Rock:

"Men lie all the time, but women tell the biggest lies: you ain't that tall, you got heels on, your face don't look like that, you got makeup on, your lips aint that big, you had botox, your eyes ain't that colour, you got them contacts in, your hair ain't that long, you wearing a weave, your hair ain't that colour, you dyed it, your tits aint that big you got a wonderbra on, your ass ain't that big, you got on them j-lo panties, your ass aint that small, you got one of them girdles on,

make this guy president.

Of course women are the biggest liars, but what you going to do?!? turn homo?!?:D

Of course women are the biggest liars, but what you going to do?!? turn homo?!?:D
never planko, never! I would rather kiss michael Jackass' ass than switch teams.

yyyeeeah women, you gotta love em' the lies just make them more alluring, plus they smell so gooood:)

Actually I think women are the biggest liars. And if you think about it just a moment, you can see that they're also TRAINED to lie from a very early age. Women lie about their tits by wearing padded bras; they wear control-top panty hose to lie about their hips and butt; they lie about their lips by wearing lipstick and gloss; they lie about their face by wearing makeup; they lie about their height by wearing heels; they lie about ..... well, y'all get the point.

And notice that all of that is taught to them, at an early age! Women are actually TRAINED to lie.

Baron Max

Women cannot be trusted and should be ejaculated from society.

I'll help out with the ejaculation. Those women are gonna get what's comin' to 'em!

Women cannot be trusted ...

Well, actually you CAN trust them ....to lie! So if you pay attention and use your big head instead of the little head, you'll see right through their lies easily. The problem, of course, is that men/boys most often use their little head when dealing with women/girls, so.......?

Baron Max

Actually I think women are the biggest liars.

You're so predictable.

You're so predictable.

Hmm, are you implying that I should lie, James? Or are you saying that I'm so predictable that I shouldn't bother even posting here anymore?

And isn't it interesting that you didn't even try to refute any of my comments about how women are training to lie?

Baron Max

Actually I think women are the biggest liars. And if you think about it just a moment, you can see that they're also TRAINED to lie from a very early age. Women lie about their tits by wearing padded bras; they wear control-top panty hose to lie about their hips and butt; they lie about their lips by wearing lipstick and gloss; they lie about their face by wearing makeup; they lie about their height by wearing heels; they lie about ..... well, y'all get the point.

And notice that all of that is taught to them, at an early age! Women are actually TRAINED to lie.

Baron Max

Someone didn't read the first post....

Cosmetic surgery is genetic fraud.

Who invented that?

Men and women both lie pretty badly. Hard to say which is worse. I think women lie more, but it's a less deliberate, less selfish kind of lying. They're more likely to flatter. Men lie also, but it's a lot more deliberate and to the point of a desired ends, for example, lying to a girl (telling her that you love her) to bed her. I've never done it--never really needed to. But lots of guys do it and other similar things. Women lie not so much for themselves, but to prevent undesirable things from happening and to play the peace maker.

Interesting that you mentioned breasts, Baron. That women lie with their breasts by using Miracle bras. I was reading a while ago what the deal with breasts is. Apparently the reason human females have larger breasts than other mammals is because of sexual selection. Women who developed fat in their breasts were more successful than others because they were taken better care of by men. The reason the men took better care of the females with the large breasts (from the fat) is because women's breasts enlarge when they're pregnant. The instinctive programming of men assume when they are caring for a large breasted female, they are caring for a female who is pregnant--most likely their own progeny. So females with fat in their breasts cash in on the male instinct to care for pregnant women.
http://cas.bellarmine.edu/tietjen/images/breasts.htm


Even the fat in their breasts is a lie!

Baron Max:

Hmm, are you implying that I should lie, James? Or are you saying that I'm so predictable that I shouldn't bother even posting here anymore?

I'm just saying you're predictable - nothing more. If somebody starts a thread inviting criticism of women, guaranteed you'll be one of the first to jump on that particular bandwagon.

And isn't it interesting that you didn't even try to refute any of my comments about how women are training to lie?

I have better things to do with my time than spend it refuting the patently stupid. I trust that most people here are intelligent enough to be able to sift this kind of crap for themselves without my help.

According to bigots, people with thin lips.

Actually I think women are the biggest liars. And if you think about it just a moment, you can see that they're also TRAINED to lie from a very early age. Women lie about their tits by wearing padded bras; they wear control-top panty hose to lie about their hips and butt; they lie about their lips by wearing lipstick and gloss; they lie about their face by wearing makeup; they lie about their height by wearing heels; they lie about ..... well, y'all get the point.

And notice that all of that is taught to them, at an early age! Women are actually TRAINED to lie.

Baron Max
you peasant, you just repeated everything i said, have you an allergy to reading other peoples posts?

Women cannot be trusted and should be ejaculated from society.
ooh goody, a mysoganist

I'll help out with the ejaculation. Those women are gonna get what's comin' to 'em!
ooh I doth detect a pattern emerging here, all we need is genji, and we're cooking on gas.

Hmm, are you implying that I should lie, James? Or are you saying that I'm so predictable that I shouldn't bother even posting here anymore?

And isn't it interesting that you didn't even try to refute any of my comments about how women are training to lie?

Baron Max
I do believe that maxo has found his spine

you peasant, you just repeated everything i said, have you an allergy to reading other peoples posts?

And Chris Rock, a BLACK GUY, said it so much better too.

Interesting that you mentioned breasts, Baron. That women lie with their breasts by using Miracle bras. I was reading a while ago what the deal with breasts is. Apparently the reason human females have larger breasts than other mammals is because of sexual selection. Women who developed fat in their breasts were more successful than others because they were taken better care of by men. The reason the men took better care of the females with the large breasts (from the fat) is because women's breasts enlarge when they're pregnant. The instinctive programming of men assume when they are caring for a large breasted female, they are caring for a female who is pregnant--most likely their own progeny. So females with fat in their breasts cash in on the male instinct to care for pregnant women.
http://cas.bellarmine.edu/tietjen/images/breasts.htm


Even the fat in their breasts is a lie!

That's the most pathetic theory ever. The same as "men like cleavage because it looks like buttocks" nonsense. Why do these people waste their time? Breasts visibly enlarge when a woman is pregnant, so unless the person is a complete idiot, unless he noticed the breasts in question getting larger and veinier (ewww) he shouldn't assume that the woman is pregnant, and even if they were, in a situation where the "caring" only began at that stage, how could he know the progeny is even his? What a load of shit. All those idiot anthropologists should be fired. Unless part of the theory was omitted and the actual theory states "Stupid, illogical people prefer women with more fat in their breasts.". Perhaps it has something to do with women under a certain body fat percentage having trouble with pregnancy and therefore plump = healthy = better chance of successful pregnancy? Just a guess.

I don't personally claim to know why (most) men prefer large breasts, but I am pretty sure it's not because of that.

Woman are very cute mammals. I like the visual stimulation of their butts, as well as the thighs and legs. Indeed most woman are very attractive when they're naked LOL....

Anyway I'm bored, this thread is somewhat amusing but not entirely.

sderenzi - a tip:

www.google.com

type "porn".

I doubt we will see you after that for some time.

Good luck.

Men and women lie but women are better at it. Thats my opinion

G.F
I don't personally claim to know why (most) men prefer large breasts, but I am pretty sure it's not because of that.
see, I've always been rather suspicious of those morons who claim: "yeah I love a chic with big tits" etc etc, for they strike me as not being as experienced with women as they like to make out.
now I don't know about you, but breast size on its own does not constitute attractiveness, or sexiness in a woman. Those two concepts are more complex than mere physicality. I have seen 100s and 100s of women with huge breats that have been unattactive, and the converse is true, some of the sexiest women I have known have had small breasts.

it's all about the package as a whole.

Woman are very cute mammals. I like the visual stimulation of their butts, as well as the thighs and legs. Indeed most woman are very attractive when they're naked LOL....

Anyway I'm bored, this thread is somewhat amusing but not entirely.

ahhh a fellow connoisseur of the female ass.

Men and women lie but women are better at it. Thats my opinion
indeed.

the only thing a women wants from a man is a big dick a big bank account and a big gun you fucking pussies just keep your bitch away from the alfa males 'simple'

Women are definitely the biggest liars. Not only do we lie to our boyfriends and our friends, we lie to ourselves, whereas men mostly only lie to get themselves out of trouble, which reduces the amount somewhat.

Women are definitely the biggest liars. Not only do we lie to our boyfriends and our friends, we lie to ourselves, whereas men mostly only lie to get themselves out of trouble, which reduces the amount somewhat.
welcome to SF.
nice av, is that you?
...so what are you wearing?

the fucking bitches of course

Women don’t lie. They imaginatively invent a reality that won’t hurt anyone, for the betterment of all and out of pure, love.

welcome to SF.
nice av, is that you?
...so what are you wearing?Thank you, no comment and no comment.

the only thing a women wants from a man is a big dick a big bank account and a big gun you fucking pussies just keep your bitch away from the alfa males 'simple'
Oohh looky, we have yet another caveman in our midst. Can you say "ugg"?

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Actually I think women are the biggest liars. And if you think about it just a moment, you can see that they're also TRAINED to lie from a very early age. Women lie about their tits by wearing padded bras; they wear control-top panty hose to lie about their hips and butt; they lie about their lips by wearing lipstick and gloss; they lie about their face by wearing makeup; they lie about their height by wearing heels; they lie about ..... well, y'all get the point.

And notice that all of that is taught to them, at an early age! Women are actually TRAINED to lie.
And you're dumb enough to fall for it. Hell, you're even dumb enough to pay for it. Tell me, do you pay her extra to get her to say 'you're huge', 'oh yeah baby', 'oh daddy', 'you're the biggest I've seen and had', etc.. all to massage your so called manliness? You probably believe her when she tells you she's washed after her previous client.

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see, I've always been rather suspicious of those morons who claim: "yeah I love a chic with big tits" etc etc, for they strike me as not being as experienced with women as they like to make out.
now I don't know about you, but breast size on its own does not constitute attractiveness, or sexiness in a woman.
Shh.. Dolly Parton might be reading and realise that her ridiculously huge augmented breasts are not that appealing..;)

And you're dumb enough to fall for it. Hell, you're even dumb enough to pay for it.

I got banned for saying things like that ....why ain't you banned????

Baron Max

I got banned for saying things like that ....why ain't you banned????

Baron Max
No you were banned for language unbecoming for a human being.. although I must admit I wasn't happy that you were banned..:(.. we were bearless while you were gone.

I'm sure if I broke some rule by saying 'hell' or 'dumb', I'll be banned. Plus you have admitted in other threads how you prefer prostitutes. So I'm not exactly making anything up now am I?