What is male sex appeal? Is it our backsides, eyes , hair crotch...what makea a male sexy and turns the women on?.........and how does it turn the women on? nude or dressed !!

Well, boys that are clean cut with short hair and well built body are cool. Nudity isn't needed. And eyes can play a major role.

sorry Jerrek I'm into women.....:D

Originally posted by Jerrek
short hair


Dont cut yourself bold now lol. Boldness=gayness.

:rolleyes: i think people that look like justin timberlake and lee ryan from blue are gorgeous. and a smile is lovely too.

Originally posted by PacingYourName
Dont cut yourself bold now lol. Boldness=gayness.

True, baldness doesn't look too sexy, depends what person it is on. sometimes its ok. but shaved is nice. spiked is nice 2!

Like the one in this picture.

Originally posted by PacingYourName
Dont cut yourself bold now lol. Boldness=gayness.

It's spelt baldness. And I am bisexual, I think you will find that I am not half-bald. I also think you will find that there are a number of gay men to whom I am attracted who are not bald. In fact I think you'll find that I find this statement generally offensive and untrue.

Small print: I reserve the right to claim that this statement is perfectly sincere in all cases except for those cases in which I might want to claim otherwise. Cases of this nature might include when somebody I find moderately infatuating claims that I ruined a "good-hearted thread", and in such cases I reserve the right to claim that I in fact simply forgot to surround the statement with my slightly sarcastic sarcasm brackets.

Originally posted by xsw33tn3ssx
True, baldness doesn't look too sexy, depends what person it is on. sometimes its ok. but shaved is nice. spiked is nice 2!

Like the one in this picture. Damn he is cute. That is what I'm talking about...

Originally posted by The Demi Perfect
It's spelt baldness.
It's spelled spelled.

Look buckwheat, we've been through this several times and it is getting annoying. It is like arguing color vs colour. One is correct in the United States and one is correct in Britain. Spelt is British, and spelled is American.

Male sex appeal isn't necessarily physical.

Confidence, intellect, assertiveness are all incredibly attractive.

Of course a great smile, messy hair, nice lean muscles and an amazing butt can't really hurt.

What is male sex appeal

what women will place infront of a guy to mesure him to a value
that is predetermined as a standard required before they will have sex with them

ofcoarse
:D

i thought women liked bold men
im amazed that bold men would all be gay
that kinda goes against a few common concepts of female sedentary bar raising circus conducting
NO hang on
would submisive not be prefered in that case
how come soo many say that is the norm
im soo glad im not normal
:D

Women like intellegent men with the sense of humor. High social position is a must!

nipples.:D

Blueapples look here..here..hehehe (http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=368316#post368316)

but intelligence is really up there.
talented and has great sex appeal.
yeah, it's good if he is ambitious as well.

Originally posted by DarkEyedBeauty
Male sex appeal isn't necessarily physical.

Of course a great smile, messy hair, nice lean muscles and an amazing butt can't really hurt.


Well lessee....

yup, yup, yup and yup. Got all those. Guess I got nothin' to worry about. :D

Actually though, my fiancee talked me into the messy/spikey hairstyle last month. The only hairstyle I had before that was to part it. Since I did that, I've gotten more comliments from women then I think I've ever gotten. I think I will keep it for the wedding pictures next month.

Originally posted by Marigny
and has great sex appeal.


hmm, not in the least ambiguous.:D

Just playing with you, we know what you mean. Not realy but anyway.

I would think women have as varying tastes as men do.
Most often women say that inteligence and humour are #1 and that looks are only a plus, but this is however not true as 99,9% of the time, even if they say this, looks are always #1 tied with money/Job and inteligence and humour are the plus, or they kind-of mean it BUT will not go for men who lack the 'plus' (looks).
If this wasnt the case you would see all the geeks with girlfriend as the chizzled footballers would be single, is this the way things are? No! Women lie (to them selves) with what they realy want most of the time and when you see attractive women with geeky men it's a matter of principle, but most often it's a matter of $$.

lol, yeah, it was obvious huh?

I can't describe it. It's probably the chemistry but i'd have to say a great butt and a great mind go hand in hand. I want to be able to always *want* to grab his ass while being stimulated intellectually 24/7.
So you're right. It's really the looks but damn, he's got to have something up there to make me keep coming back. haha.
money=ambition is a plus because it's just obvious.

I don't find ambition so attractive persee in women (I know this is about men, but I am not attracted to men unfortunately). What I do find very attractive is intellectual drive, which is not always the same as ambition. A business woman would be not so attractive as a researcher passionate about her subject and science.

Women seem to prefer guys with a good bank account and fast car and toughness....a sort of a urban street edge.

men don't have sex appeal says me. if they do, probably the smell.

they did a thing on which celebrities women liked and they found that the men women found the sexiest had soft feminine features. leonardo dicaprio was given as an example.

exsto_human
sargentlard

LOL
women often say how shallow men are for judging a women on her looks first
and yet judge men first buy how expensive thier clothes or car is

its such a hipocritical situation it makes me LMAO soo much

the reality of the situation is that women are programmed to prositute emotional value for money/social status/fast/expensive car

and then winge about how thier husband or boyfriend are not in touch with thier feelings
when in reality they chose the guy because he has money or social status

when given the choice most women will choose money over love
and men will choose steretyped looks over love
soo its actualy on a parr and thus a certain form of perverse equality

its just soo funny!

i just get sick of the whining about how they want love and all that when they have already made the choice

groove on all :)

Originally posted by ripleofdeath

i just get sick of the whining about how they want love and all that when they have already made the choice




Hey give them some credit now. Yes, many women do make their choices solely based upon a mans materialistic status but many do actually venture forth beyond the horizon of greed and social staus and pick a man for his inner qualities and ignore the ever so obvious flaws. They are rare but those sexy beats exist

an old statistic shows that about 60% of women choose financial security over love while only a small amount of men did (in the teens i think?). sure that is pretty high but it's not *all* women. in the past, it was a necessity for survival since women weren't allowed the means to support themselves.

sargentlard
i was refering to men aswell
but they use the is she considered atractive to all my mates thing

SwedishFish
i can see your point
however i suspect the statistic would be considerably higher in this current erra
and i would venture to summize such stats would be difficult to gain truthfully
and would reside in the 70-80 % margin

sargentlard
quote
They are rare but those sexy beats exist
---
your not wrong there!
they are extreemly rare
and are THE most sexy beasts-as such :D
they make other women look like pathetic little girls :(

SwedishFish
i understand your anguish at men having sex appeal
most men are sexualy retarded so have no idea what sexy is except for somone flashing them with a fuck-me look

groove on :)

Says Jerrek:
Well, boys that are clean cut with short hair and well built body are cool. Nudity isn't needed. And eyes can play a major role.

Pause. Uh....

More pause. Double take. Odd silence.

Jerrek..................................is a fucking gaylord???

Jerrek, being a gay republican or conservative (similar to a Jewish nazi) is his own problem, and we should do nothing but worry about him.

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMEN:

COMPLIMENT HER,
RESPECT HER,
HONOUR HER,
CUDDLE HER,
KISS HER,
CARESS HER,
LOVE HER,
STROKE HER,
TEASE HER,
COMFORT HER,
PROTECT HER,
HUG HER,
HOLD HER,
SPEND MONEY ON HER,
WINE AND DINE HER,
BUY THINGS FOR HER,
LISTEN TO HER,
CARE FOR HER,
STAND BY HER,
SUPPORT HER,
HOLD HER,
GO TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH FOR HER,


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

SHOW UP NAKED,
BRING FOOD

gendanken, Jerrek is a bisexual young man who just happens to be a ravening conservative.

SwedishFish:
men don't have sex appeal says me.

Trent Reznor. Quorthon. Tommoso Talamanca. Peter Steele.
Women are...well, often nicer to look at, but there's nothing in the world like an attractive man.

'Fetus:
Jerrek, being a gay republican or conservative (similar to a Jewish nazi) is his own problem, and we should do nothing but worry about him.

May I also continue my game of Spider Two Suits?

Xev,

¡¿Qué?!

sure you do that :confused:

Says Xev:
gendanken, Jerrek is a bisexual young man who just happens to be a ravening conservative.


gasp. gag. wheeze. What with all the hot cars and guntalk I would have never thought the guy was a damn fruit.


Fetus:

Am I as worried about him as I am marveling at the beautifully odd contradictions of a conservative homo in pigtails? *pause*

I'll get back to you on that love.

Oh my holy fucking goddy god he's GAY.



hahahahhahahaa.....l-o-l.

gay men are people too.

Originally posted by SwedishFish
men don't have sex appeal says me. if they do, probably the smell.

they did a thing on which celebrities women liked and they found that the men women found the sexiest had soft feminine features. leonardo dicaprio was given as an example.

interesting.
although i don't find leonardo all that.
yummy list of guys, Xev.

There's a classic saying about the most beautiful man is more beautiful than the most beautiful woman. Don't remember whose quote was that but maybe it was Socrates.

WTF? Since when am I gay? And even if I was, what exactly is your problem?

Am I as worried about him as I am marveling at the beautifully odd contradictions of a conservative homo in pigtails? What contradictions?

Jerrek ... dude!
you made the fatal mistake of sounding too friendly and intellegent
and above all else honest
what are you trying to do
make people think you are gay or something
:D
ooopppssss
already done
no mind
happy is good
:D
you have surpassed again
with a few small words you have outlined the biggoted people
like fresh bait in a well set trap
congrats

is that not sexualy attractive for a man to be a
successful trap maker?
im not sure the game are very sought after though

groove on :)

Says Jerrek:
WTF? Since when am I gay

:: sallies over and whispers in Jerrek's big ear ::


To bitch and to fight we could both ill afford
But a man deeming men "cute" makes him a gaylord.




ha!

And if a girl says that another girl is cute makes her a lesbian?

"All women are lesbians"
--Marilyn Manson

Originally posted by Jerrek
And if a girl says that another girl is cute makes her a lesbian?

I know what you mean Jerrek. We all should be able to enjoy beauty in whatever form or shape.......I enjoy seeing beautifull woman all the time and I'm not a lesbian by any mean.

And if a girl says that another girl is cute makes her a lesbian?



No doll. You're hyperbolyzing our cute little situation here. I was bamboozled into thinking you were some kind of gung-ho bull smacking macho with his fist in the air. Like a hard core rash with issues, if you will. That was the general impression, Jerrek. I've got nothing against homos, but fancy to find the rash was a pansy.


Christ! l-o-l. It was strangely funny to find out, is all. I belly laughed over that one. Thank you.

Edit:
Flores: Shut up.

Originally posted by gendanken
Edit:
Flores: Shut up.

In normal situations, your cries would be heard all the way down at Site feedback when I'm finished with you, but somehow this time, I got an urge to laugh.:D

Says Flores:
In normal situations, your cries would be heard all the way down at Site feedback when I'm finished with you, but somehow this time, I got an urge to laugh

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.................... ;)

Originally posted by Xev
"All women are lesbians"
--Marilyn Manson

I take it back, I think XEV is right. Not only that all women are lesbians, we are pedophilic as well, afterall, newborn children come out of our private parts and we make them suck our breasts for nourishment.

Originally posted by Xev
"All women are lesbians"
--Marilyn Manson

Perverted man's Christmas present...a ideal Christmas present.

I may be completely wrong, but I thought Jerrek said that he was bi-sexual on another post?

Besides, why should it matter to anyone?

Says flowers:
I take it back, I think XEV is right. Not only that all women are lesbians, we are pedophilic as well, afterall, newborn children come out of our private parts and we make them suck our breasts for nourishment.

Funny.

Say Darkeyed:
may be completely wrong, but I thought Jerrek said that he was bi-sexual on another post?

Besides, why should it matter to anyone?
Becuase it was funny to find out, and funnier to picture him pigtailed. That's why.

@Blueapples:
What sexappeal do you mean? The one before or the one after (he opened his mouth)? :confused:

all girls are told that women are beutiful before they can talk
and are also told that it is the most important thing for a women/little girl to grow up to be beautiful
this indoctrination is reinforced
while the male is outlined as aggresive dirty messy smelly
loud and should be strong enough to push others around-
all the things that is not beautiful
so women are actualy programmed from an early age to accept women in the role of the ideal beauty object

its all kinda sad reaLY
it is socialy acceptable for women to lust after other women and covet their looks
but for a male to be just as materialistic in a visual sence of the male body is considered homosexual
or suffering from sexual inadequacy with common remarks reffering to genital size and other forms of sexualy disfunctional
language in the same way such people refer to women as being a slut

gendanken
your innitial post is typical of a servearly sexualy disfunctional person

Quote
Oh my holy fucking goddy god he's GAY.
hahahahhahahaa.....l-o-l.
---
and then you revert to extreem stereotype programming,
fear and anlienation pre-programmed responses
like
quote
To bitch and to fight we could both ill afford
But a man deeming men "cute" makes him a gaylord.
---
does Jerrek frighten your masculinity
or are you about to deliver a punchline to some long winded sarcastic joke that i have missed completely

just curiouse

groove on :)

Originally posted by DarkEyedBeauty
I may be completely wrong, but I thought Jerrek said that he was bi-sexual on another post?

Besides, why should it matter to anyone? That does not make me gay you know...

Obviously, since they are two different things. I did not say you were, I was telling everyone else that you had already told us that you were bisexual, which means you're not gay, and they should have known that.

I think that all people have bisexual tendencies, however whatever they choose to be sexually depends on how willing they are to go against society's norms. If nobody fed into society's pressure, anyone could be bisexual or homosexual. We all have it in us to freely love another human spirit.

As to the topic, truly sexy men are comfortable with themselves, their ideas, their orientation, their lifestyle... It is incredibly attractive to find someone who recognizes the person they are and celebrates it.

Originally posted by DarkEyedBeauty

I think that all people have bisexual tendencies, however whatever they choose to be sexually depends on how willing they are to go against society's norms.

Errr...nope..sorry not me.....I am not under the discretion of society on who i choose to love but i have zero bisexual tendencies. I find women too great to overlook and think about my own gender.

As to the topic, truly sexy men are comfortable with themselves, their ideas, their orientation, their lifestyle... It is incredibly attractive to find someone who recognizes the person they are and celebrates it.

I would say that was one of the sex appeal good men have......

Looks are not that important. My advice to guys after unattracted girls is to hang around, be their best friend, and wait your chance. When she seems vulnerable, knock down her self-esteem in a subtle way. Let her see how great it would be for her to have a boyfriend.Have a big long relationship, turn into a self-loving no longer worshipping git.works every time!
but besides that lame flashback, intelligence really is important, and a similar sense of humour. Also the comment on the chiselled footballer Vs geek. Alot of my really good male friends are 'geeks' but are obsessed with computers and music and are not very sensitive guys, also they don't go to pubs or clubs - they prefer to get twisted in bushes - not boyfriend material! All the sporty guys I know, are not necessarily good looking but POPULAR. I know its no less shallow, but I think superficial girls are more drawn to popularity rather than looks.
The money thing - sure you want your guy to pay his own way, so that you can go where you want and not always stay in to watch dvds in his parents living room, but thats as far as the money thing goes!

Originally posted by Blueapples
What is male sex appeal? Is it our backsides, eyes , hair crotch...what makea a male sexy and turns the women on?.........and how does it turn the women on? nude or dressed !!

Well, in most cases if the man is nude than the sex appeal question has already been answered at that point.
So im assuming you mean ‘sex appeal’ as in, what catches your eye & makes you hot about a guy. And that’s pretty subjective.

Watch soccer players & I believe you’ll see all the inherent qualities of a man’s sex appeal:
Strength, grace, good form, & vulnerability. Yep, vulnerability.
Soccer is the only sport I can think of that shows men, while strong, are still vulnerable; they display the overt behavior of having to protect themselves when they block shots.

Why is some vulnerability sexy to a woman? Why not go along with the cliché that a strong man, a tough man, a “take charge” guy is the male ideal for a woman?

Because from personal experience I can see that 99.9% of everyone, including men, are insecure & unsure of themselves in at least one or more aspects (& the .01 who aren’t are just psychotic).

Those guys that get the attention from being tough, super-confident, take-charge & aggressive are either putting up a front that will impair their emotional maturity & ruin their relationships –because they always feel they have to be in charge, in power, always “hard”, etc…--or they have heads thicker than bricks.
Those super-confident guys who always look in charge are the ones who can’t ever admit they are unsure about something & instead , will f*ck a situation up rather than admit it.
And what’s more, they can't keep up their fronts forever, they come crashing down sooner or later; some insecurity will set the whole construct to toppling. and they usually get mad at you then & take it out on everyone within blaming distance because thay cant ever admit that they had a weak moment.

and think about this: the popular male movie icons are not usually that typical 100% confident guy. eg, leonardo di caprio, russell crowe, etc ..all display a vulnerable side, & that is what ultimately makes them more interesting, empathetic, likable, & sexy--->appealing.

male sex appeal: Intelligence & humor are givens.
Compassion & maturity are just as important.

or you can always try to love a statue made of rock but dont be suprised if you get no warmth or understanding back...

On a physical level, butts are supposed to be attractive to women because they are supposed to show a man’s sexual horsepower –more muscled, well developed butt/ legs= superior pumping power.
That’s the theory anyway. it’s kinda weak if u ask me.
On initial attraction, butts don’t interest me much.

Other than the eyes, I look at the lips, the neck, the shoulders, the hands…

A guy in a snug T-undershirt is very appealing.
And packed with pheromones, too, which is probably where the most primitive appeal is triggered in women..
:)

Gendanken:
gasp. gag. wheeze. What with all the hot cars and guntalk I would have never thought the guy was a damn fruit.

Fucking great, ain't it?

Darkeyedbeauty:
Obviously, since they are two different things. I did not say you were, I was telling everyone else that you had already told us that you were bisexual, which means you're not gay, and they should have known that.

We should know that Jerrek is bisexual?
Why? Do we know him in real life? Do we want to fuck him? Are we having fantasys about him and Ashton Kutcher?

Get a life.

ripleofdeath:
our innitial post is typical of a servearly sexualy disfunctional person

Is that even English?

does Jerrek frighten your masculinity
or are you about to deliver a punchline to some long winded sarcastic joke that i have missed completely

I wouldn't expect a woman like gendanken to feel insecure in her masculinity.

Xev, will you marry me? :)

Xev

was that the punch line

have you started eating all the letter Y's
or did you just borrow it for a question somewhere else

if gendanken is existing in a female human form then
well
umm
yeah
that would explain the shock she had as being more believable
i gues not everyone gets to see all the different types of people
as they-ARE too often
most women have no idea what to do with a guy that does not fit a steretype aside from desperately try to find fault with them to satisfy thier inner fear of others finding out how narrow thier world and understanding is
the social pariah is the worst affliction for women
i am still waiting for the the explanation assuming there was some sarcasim in there
women and men share feminine and masculine atributes
as you should well know Xev

women often claim to be able to do all that men can do
if you are a women and you think you can
then ask yourself this question
what do men want emotionaly from a women(girlfriend situation)
how many can answer the question with self conviction of being at least 75% correct without reverting to the latest cleo or cosmo magazine article written by a women in the same way they expect men to understand there needs/wants

heres a joke for ya
why are women so bad at parking
because men keep confusing them about what 12 inches length looks like

however some women may well argue that the reason is because men design the Cars and the CarPark :D

groove on all :)

ripleofdeath:
if gendanken is existing in a female human form then

If. Of course if. "If" a female poster dare act aggressive, intelligent, or - gasp - assertive, they're obviously a male under a female internic.
Pathetic.

Jerrek:
You watch Fox News. You frighten me. :)

Aw, in that case, I'll change my title... http://home.cogeco.ca/~johannj/emotes/mope.gif

Xev
blah blah blah

i personaly believe that people have 2 basic sides of thier personality
one being of each sex

and thier own being a combination
your preaching to the choir
save your breath/text

groove on :)

Says Xev:
Fucking great, ain't it?

Thrilling.

Says the ripper:
or are you about to deliver a punchline to some long winded sarcastic joke that i have missed completely.

Something tells me you miss out on tons of stuff other than jokes but, uhm, long winded? Hack off all my colons, periods, question marks and commas and I'd be half the windbag you are. Fucking hypocrite!- how dare you when you're sitting there sounding like graffiti?

Now this muddling up my sex has been a pesky problem since I got here. Perhaps Xev met up with the same thing back in her newbie days. Yes? No? Maybe?

I'm thinking about the cutest way I could fix this fucking habit you pseudo-scis have for thinking I'm male: one, either doll my posts up with a swarm 'iddunos' and 'gosh really's" or
two, tag my nads as a sig.

What say you Xevvie?

So are you male or female? :confused:

gendanken:
Now this muddling up my sex has been a pesky problem since I got here. Perhaps Xev met up with the same thing back in her newbie days. Yes? No? Maybe?

Yes. One gets it on every forum, even if one's avatar belies an obviously feminine identity.
There's really nothing you can do. You can stick "I have a fucking cunt, you cunts" in your sig and you'll simply be assumed as a man under female guise.

ripleofdeath:
blah blah blah

Dear me, I believe you just summed up every post you've ever made.

Jerrek:
Gendanken is female.

Says Jerrie:
So are you male or female

Woe is me to find the fair fruit yet flouders. So what's it going to take to drill it in your head that I'm female? Surgery?

Says Xev:
Yes. One gets it on every forum, even if one's avatar belies an obviously feminine identity.
There's really nothing you can do. You can stick "I have a fucking cunt, you cunts" in your sig and you'll simply be assumed as a man under female guise.


Hells bells. That BLOWS! You know what? I bet three thousands years from now we could come back and find the same prejudice. But I wonder what these pukes would do for a tittie shot from yours truly.

Woe is me to find the fair fruit yet flouders. So what's it going to take to drill it in your head that I'm female? Surgery?
A simple statement. I don't know you so how exactly should I know whether you have a pointy thing or a hole?

Says Jerry the Fairy

A simple statement. I don't know you so how exactly should I know whether you have a pointy thing or a hole?

Well.....pshaw.....you'd think with all the reference dropping you'd have clued in on my being a female. Cognitive skill easily taught in all the 101s, bucko.


("Jerry the fairy"......snort. I rule.)

Originally posted by PacingYourName
Dont cut yourself bold now lol. Boldness=gayness.

Kojak and Yul Brynner are fucking tough sons of biyches! YAY!

Originally posted by gendanken
But I wonder what these pukes would do for a tittie shot from yours truly.

Cover my eyes and turn around, stay covered up.

Says Fannie:
Cover my eyes and turn around...

Ah. Covering eyes and turning 'round says you? So I take it the man's a cherry shrieking at the filthy thought of a naked girl

OR

he's just aping exactly what I did having seen his fat mug on site feedback. Thank god for eyelids.;)

Well, it was out of respect, and not insult that I said that. You do seem to be talented at taking things exactly the wrong way gendanken.

You do seem to be talented at taking things exactly the wrong way gendanken.

Oh?

Remember a while back my demanding you look up c-a-l-i-g-u-l-a?

I've stewed out another one just for you to keep busy. Fits you perfectly, so here goes: c-a-v-i-l.

It's all under "c', so you won't have to plow far.

Fits you to a tee, Fannie.

Considering your performing an identical action, that word would also describe you equally well.

Considering your performing an identical action, that word would also describe you equally well

But when the premise is more that of petty hairsplitting and ending up with a foot in the mouth, c-a-v-i-l, dear boy, is more about you.

FYI


a certain someone contends I'm holding grudges.

I'm wondering where I'm holding one.

How could I begrudge a one so keen to irk my modules he's changed his nana sig for bouncing titties?

The owner of filenes was quoted once as saying "If i could have live people having sex in the windows I would" because sex appeal is a great advertisor. Thats what I do with my icon, it's not a reflection on what I find tasteful, it's what people are drawn too. More people will see "bouncing titties" and potentially notice my posts, then humping bananas.

Says fannie:
More people will see "bouncing titties" and potentially notice my posts, then humping bananas.

Right on. And fancy that the bouncing ta tas came so soon after a promise of breast-shots from yours truly.

Don't get me wrong. I like the tits. All kinds of tits. But the naners were funnier.

Edit: Xev, boobs by default are mesmerizing. To me anyway. Something to do with wishing mine bigger, fuller, and squishably butterier. Doesn't mean I'm gay or bi. Think it 'cleavage envy".

Really want him to remove it?

They're annoying. The movement is hypnotic.
(I'm NOT gay. It's just...mesmerizing. Make it go away)

Originally posted by gendanken
Right on. And fancy that the bouncing ta tas came so soon after a promise of breast-shots from yours truly.

Oh yes, instead of you flashing me, I would like to share bouncing anime tits with the rest of sciforums. Your post was the sole decider on it, right on. You just happen to be the center of my universe gendanken. By the way, see that glinting on your neighbors roof? Thats me posting with my cellphone while watching you with binoculars.



Originally posted by xev
They're annoying. The movement is hypnotic.
(I'm NOT gay. It's just...mesmerizing. Make it go away)


Thats the point...

It's not the fact that it's a set of tits. It's just....moving. I keep staring at it....up and down, up and down, bounce bounce, bounce bounce.

I liked the bananas better too.

gendanken
QUOTE
Something tells me you miss out on tons of stuff other than jokes but, uhm, long winded? Hack off all my colons, periods, question marks and commas and I'd be half the windbag you are. Fucking hypocrite!- how dare you when you're sitting there sounding like graffiti?
---

whos is being a hypocrite
i have not posted anything to that nature
and i do not fuck hypocrites
i usualy dont respond to them either

when you say "something tells you"
who are you realy listening to i wonder :rolleyes:

your first post on this thread

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quote:
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Well, boys that are clean cut with short hair and well built body are cool. Nudity isn't needed. And eyes can play a major role.
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Jerrek is a fucking gaylord
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is this the way you wow people with your intellect?

you posted 6 times before i asked you a question
maybe you should go through and re read the thread from the third person perspective

another thread bites the dust in an ego centric struggle
it does not bother me if people think i am male or female
i am secure in my sexuality
unlike some
i have no need to try to ridicule people
unlike some

the one thing that amazes me consistantly is how people seem to be incapable of being intellectualy advanced enough to
actualy contribute to the thread on the topic with out trying to turn it into some form of popularity-complex exibit

should i expect anything better
it seems foolhardy on review of the thread

groove on all :)

Originally posted by Fafnir665
it's not a reflection on what I find tasteful, it's what people are drawn too.
animie sucks. always has, always will.

plus, the thread topic is male sex appeal.
so, you should probably put something like a male padonkadonk bouncing there.

Ripple oh ripple, how you quip and quibble.

No. I never go back and reread my posts. Everything I write is stored in the noggin. And there's nothing as annoying as a pseudo-sci suggesting I do.

Ripple, I'm sitting on you..

Says Fannie:

By the way, see that glinting on your neighbors roof? Thats me posting with my cellphone while watching you with binoculars.


What? You mean that's *not* the squeaky glint radiating from my porcelein ego? Insanities.

Originally posted by iloveyouhoeny
animie sucks. always has, always will.

plus, the thread topic is male sex appeal.
so, you should probably put something like a male padonkadonk bouncing there.

Always having to defend my actions! That picture is a site wide avatar, not just here, and the woman is fully clothed, having balls bouncing would be porno, and I think against the rules.

Originally posted by Fafnir665
Always having to defend my actions! That picture is a site wide avatar, not just here, and the woman is fully clothed, having balls bouncing would be porno, and I think against the rules.
oops, i meant badonkadonk.

badonkadonk = butt

padonkadonk = testicles?

btw, who even mentioned nudity?

I've never seen how my fully clothed testicals could bounce like those breasts are.

Originally posted by Fafnir665
I've never seen how my fully clothed testicals could bounce like those breasts are.

??? wear boxers on a trampoline?
or were you just referring to size?

well, the balls are a such a place that they would bounce like that at all, they would bounce on a trampoline, but it wouldnt be visible, IMHO

Originally posted by Fafnir665
well, the balls are a such a place that they would bounce like that at all, they would bounce on a trampoline, but it wouldnt be visible, IMHO

yes, but the only way to be accurate is to test a sample population.
we await the findings, godspeed!

After extensive testing, I found no movement sufficient enough to make my balls move in the way picture with my avatar. The temperature was extreme enough they were sagged to the maximum extent that they were able. I hope that helps. :p

Originally posted by Fafnir665
After extensive testing, I found no movement sufficient enough to make my balls move in the way picture with my avatar. The temperature was extreme enough they were sagged to the maximum extent that they were able. I hope that helps. :p

a test sampling of one? that's highly unusual...

but it seems that you probably deserve a rest , after all that.