1.Do you pee in the shower? yes/no

2.Do you pick your nose? yes/no

3.Do you fart in class or at work when there are people around? (assuming you can make it silent) yes/no

4.Do you enjoy quiche? yes/no

1. No 2. No 3. No 4. No

Same as cosmictraveler.

prudes

yes
yes
no
no

I should take the time to answer each question with the careful consideration each deserves and therefore in point format:
1: I prefer to urinate on myself only when I beleive the amonia content will kill off any unwanted guests that may have attached themselves during copulation with a skanky ho.

2: I only pick my duke when starving hungry, or if I have a severe cold and nasel breathing becomes difficult, the latter is most enjoyable due to the presence of crunchy and soft booger.

3: I prefer to blow off only in the presence of dignitaries and those who presently reside at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
If I do happen to drop a violent stench whilst I have company I do tend to grab the nearest head and force it in the direction of my butt! a particularly bad habit I've been trying to break.
I got in big trouble for this once whilst in court on a driving related matter.

4: Quiche is particullaly nice when consumed with sweede, parsnip and brussel sprouts.
It doesn't have nearly as many uses as chocolate flavoured instant whip though!

Yes
Yes
Not usually
Never had it

That wasn't fun.
Kinda boring, actually.

Let's sue him for false advertisement.

yeah, lets start up a civil action and file it in the US just to glog up the system even more with frevolus law suits that only benifit the lawyers.
Where would we file it BTW??
I'd like to do it right here? do you think I'd get legal aid?

"yeah, lets start up a civil action and file it in the US just to glog up the system even more with frevolus law suits that only benifit the lawyers."

Yeah!! :) That's patriotism.

patronising or patronising? I had this disscusion with my daughter the other day, she's 11 and her name is Annie, anyway a freind of hers owns a sweet shop in Warbutton and we were debating going in there (for me t'was a foregone conclusion!!!)
Anyhow I said to her that cause it was her freinds sister who owned it we should patronise her... by going in and asking for a big mac, Annie didn't get it?!
I did enlighten her, but didn't try and spell the difference , (if any) as my spelling is crap.
BTW is this forum Aussie based as all times are GMT +11??? just wondered, as some forums I used to visit had really confusing times, europe I can handle but when it comes to the US and all it's different timezones and the fact it's always yesterday!!
I get confused so easily!

1. No
2. Yes
3. Yes, and it doesn't have to be silent.
4. Depends on who makes it and what's in it.

1. Yes
2. Yes
3. I fart in the hallway because it will mix in with the air so no one will find me
4. What is that?

OOPS, I forgot to answer my own quiz.

Yes to all.

Surprised? Doubt it.

1.no
2.no
3.no
4.depends whats on it

This quiz is neither weird nor fun.

Thank you, my captain.


Do you think "Caper" was really the best choice?





I'm thinking of a word that begins with O and ends with bvious.

*frantically leafing through dictionary* What is Rappaccini referring to?!

I think he means "Obvious."

best.response.ever.

Really, CaptainCaper? You don't say? :rolleyes: