Zombie-like Attack in Florida

As if we needed another reason never to go to Florida.

 

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I heard on the radio that his girlfriend thought it was voodoo
LOL

 

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VooDoo?
IMPO you'd have to be utterly moronic to use these sorts of drugs without some sort of supervision. Aside from the permanent damage done to the brain (which, admittedly, probably really doesn't amount to much for most people) there's a chance you could turn into a zombie and eat someone's face down to the bone, ending your life in a hail of bullets culminating in a double tap to the head.

 

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I don't think I want you visiting me anyway. Areas of Florida are great!

 

So this is why the CDC handed out a press release stating that there was no actual zombie virus going around.

Couldn't figure that out - bizarre absurdity.

 

Yeah, the places where there are no people are quite nice.

 

Don't you mean alligators..?

 

nope

 

Well then why don't you like people being around ?

 

At least I have time to prepare for the zombie Apocalypse, since it's apparently starting on the East Coast and I live on the other side of the country, lol

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