You're all a bunch of puffs.

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by redarmy11, Mar 23, 2005.

  1. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    You're all a bunch of puffs. I've never heard so much nonsense. I'm English, me. I can't drink soup, but I can still spell floccinaucinihilipilification. The worst person EVER in history was Josef Stalin, he was a thoroughly BAD MAN.

    This is my first post. Fuck off.
     
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  5. DeeCee Valued Senior Member

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    Carefull boys your makin' me hard...

    I'm English, me.

    and I'm ashamed...
    Guess your a Man U fan. You must be a southerner. I hear your clubs for sale BTW

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    Off to the cesspit we go..
    Dee Cee
     
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  7. duendy Registered Senior Member

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    would you like a NICE cup ot tea?
     
  8. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    I am a Man U fan! I'm not a southerner though, I'm from up North, me. I breed whippets and eat vulcanised rubber. My mate Big Alan reckons he's harder than me but he's not, I could take that fat slob with one hand tied behind my back!

    [Edit] P.S.: Would anybody care for a fight?
     
  9. duendy Registered Senior Member

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    so you like me home team hey.......well HARD........HAVE IT!!
    btw, ar you a fat dad with a skinhead by any chance?
     
  10. DeeCee Valued Senior Member

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    My mate Big Alan reckons he's harder than me but he's not, I could take that fat slob with one hand tied behind my back!

    And you think we're gay?
    Off to canal street with you...
    I'm sure you can find some 'hard' boys on the towpath. The bondage angle would just be a bonus.

    BTW Whippets suck. Kill 'em and build a pigeon loft instead.

    I eat Hollands pies I do...

    P.S.: Would anybody care for a fight?

    Anytime you want lager boy....
    Dee Cee
     
  11. duendy Registered Senior Member

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    haha...you can tell he's a northern lad...got a sense of humour, and..its ANAL street
    shit...your SOOOO common
     
  12. kornrulz Satan is a Nerd Registered Senior Member

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    Hmm, queer

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    CUMS

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    to mind! Also, Stalin kicked ass, if I was ever the president of the US, I would rule pretty much like he did. On with the Great Purge II!!!!!
     
  13. duendy Registered Senior Member

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    ok, your first
     
  14. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    "Anytime you want lager boy...."

    I don't drink lager, me, it's a puffs drink. I drink bitter, me, probably, with powdered glass and a meat pie in it, and I'll fight any big girl's blouse who says I don't.

    But besides, I don't hit birds - except when they wind me up with their constant whingeing: "Ooh, you haven't put the bin out and the binmen are coming today, why can't you help me out more, you never lift a finger to help, I've got all the clothes to wash, ironing to do, I've got the kids to pick up from school and all you do is sit there in that chair, Janice's fella does everything for her but you never even... " BAM! SHAT YER BLEEDIN' MARF DORIS, I'M TRYIN' TER WATCH THE - BAM - FATBAW!!! NAH WHERE'S MY TEA!!!

    Are you a bird, DeeCee?
     
  15. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    Who's been reading Sid The Sexist?
     
  16. kornrulz Satan is a Nerd Registered Senior Member

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    Shut the fuck up, plz
     
  17. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Who? Him or me? I hate Korn. I even perfer Slopknit instead and, infinitely, Ms. Cillaaaaa Blaaaaaaack!!

    "Anyone oo 'ad a 'eart", etc.

    Will you be my friend?

    [Edit] Forget that - you're a kid!!! Christ, 1989!?? I've got nose hairs older than that! Get outside and get some fresh air in your lungs!!!
     
  18. Nuttyfish Guest

    Dude...you got issues, man...
     
  19. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    We English don't have 'issues' - that's strictly an American thing. Keep your therapists and your Tai Chi experts, and all your other snake-oil sellers. There's nobbut wrong with me, lad!

    Nothing a good punch in the mouth couldn't fix, anyway.

    [Edit] It could be quite a good, funny website-type-thing this, but there's far too much navel-gazing for my liking. That's you bloody Americans again - there's a big wide world out there, you know! Get out more!
     
  20. Nuttyfish Guest

    1. I'm not American, dumbass
    2. You do know what I'm talking about
    3. Fuck you
     
  21. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    I think he is funny, can I keep him?
     
  22. duendy Registered Senior Member

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    NO!!!!!!...He's MINE! my homie

    he's up for a laugh, and that's alright by me

    us northerners got a wicked sense of humour, when we're not killin people. aint that right Fred?
     
  23. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Nuttyfish: Your so-called-website's not very good. And that's me being polite.

    Dreamwalker: Work on your website too, you lazy lad.

    I've got a website. It's called Fat Alan World. You can't visit it though. It's in my head..
     

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