Your wife is a homosexual!!!

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Pi-Sudoku, Mar 6, 2006.

  1. Pi-Sudoku Slightly extreme Registered Senior Member

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    Don't ban me quite yet, hear me out.

    The word homosexual is made of two parts, homo and sexual.
    "Sexual" simply means, the people who you desire a sexual relationship with
    "Homo" on the other hand means same.
    therefore homosexual is generally interpreted as someone who has sexual desires towards people of the same gender as them.
    However it could also be interpreted as "someone who has sexual desire towards the same person every day/time" someone like a faithfull wife

    Therefore you should be glad if your wife is homosexual as they don't have sexual desire towards anyone but you
     
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  3. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    i doubt you will be banned

    about your statement, we have had this arguement over and over and over with buddha1
    homosexual is a person that has sex with the same sex that they are
    in other words a homosexual is two men having sex with one another or two women having sex with one another
    but in the females case we call them lesbians
     
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  5. Theoryofrelativity Banned Banned

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    words aren't open for interpretation though are they? They have a generally accepted meaning

    Who ever coined the word homosexual intended 'same sex relationship' u want to re-define it? I guess that person did not figure on you lot when he wrote it ay?
     
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  7. Communist Hamster Cricetulus griseus leninus Valued Senior Member

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    I thought "Homo" meant "Man", and Hetro means "Different"?
     
  8. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    it could mean same or one
    what about homogenized?
     
  9. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    A homogenized solution is 'man solution'= sperm.
     
  10. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    it could be
    i've been drinking a lot of homogenized white liquid from my refridgerator lately
     
  11. makeshift Registered Senior Member

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    Milk isn't a homogenous mixture. It's a colloid.

    So you must be drinking something else that's white and milky.
     
  12. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    " Your wife is a homosexual!!! "

    so your uncle is a hunchback,

    peace.
     

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