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  1. Gecco Logistics Company is looking for new candidates for the Guarantee Manager position.
    We are the world's largest global transportation company, operating in
    more than 18 countries and territories and employing 20000 people worldwide.
    Many Internet auctions and stores in the US do not ship the products
    overseas. As the result thousands of customers in Europe and Asia are not
    able to
    access the large market and purchase high-quality merchandise at so low
    prices. Our service is in the ever-growing demand. Today we have more then
    80
    merchandise managers on the territory of the United States and Canada but
    quantity
    of our customers increases and we plan to expand.

    As a part-time employee, you'll have access to the following benefits:

    - $3,100 per month
    - You need 8-10 hours free during the week, not more
    - $36,000 per year
    - Free UPS shipping
    - Comprehensive medical and life insurance for you and your dependents
    - Weekly paychecks
    - Direct deposit
    - Set work schedule

    We hire all over USA & Europe.
    If you are interested in our offer send the following data to our e-mail [deleted]

    - Your full name
    - Your contact e-mail
    - Your phone number

    Thanks
     
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  3. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    $36,000...that's not really a lot. That's what they pay scientists.
     
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  5. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    For 8-10 hours a week?
     
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  7. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Very suspicious, if you ask me.
     
  8. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    Mailing crack cocaine is always risky.
     
  9. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    I would like to apply for the job. The name HackerNourbous screams integrity and honesty to me. Will you let me join your company? Do you think I could do the job in, say, 1 hour instead of 8 per week? I have a few other things to do, but I'd like the cash$$$.

    Hey, I'll make sure I send you my email address, too. I'm sure you wouldn't distribute it to spam lists or anything like that. I trust you.
     
  10. (Q) Encephaloid Martini Valued Senior Member

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  11. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    more like 80 hours a week.
     
  12. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    Then you should take this job! Free up more time!
     
  13. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    But then I would have to spend more time with the family!
     
  14. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Yes, or drinking beer with prostitutes.
     
  15. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Or PIMs!
     
  16. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    Rather than expand current hobbies, he could take up new ones.
     
  17. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    I could try unloading my boys in them for a change.
     
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