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Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Orleander, Aug 27, 2008.

  1. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    You ain't gonna make 50 sunshine...
     
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  3. Kadark Banned Banned

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    Kadark the Champion

    Philosopher, orator, apostle, legislator, warrior, conqueror of ideas, restorer of rational dogmas, of a cult without images; the founder of twenty terrestrial empires and of one spiritual empire, that is Kadark. As regards all standards by which human greatness may be measured, we may well ask, "is there any man greater than he?"


    Kadark
     
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  5. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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    Hell, I'll be happy with 30.
     
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  7. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Oops two sentences, Kadark.
     
  8. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    40 is a nice age, 30 is too young

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    Last edited: Aug 27, 2008
  9. John99 Banned Banned

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    he dead, he;s dead. drinking johnny walker red. he's dead, found him in bed, his fish werent fed and now their dead.
     
  10. John99 Banned Banned

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    why, why, why. why'd he have to go and die?
     
  11. orcot Valued Senior Member

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    ... tot straks (see you later)
     
  12. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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    Sound like this eulogy..
     
  13. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    the chaser rock

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  14. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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    I'd love to have them at my funeral, totally taking the piss out of me.
     
  15. Sciencelovah Registered Senior Member

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    Why only one sentence? :/ Written by my future husband:

    Here rest our beautiful Inzomnia, we will continue to see her beauty and personality in our beloved daughter. :sleep:
     
  16. Sciencelovah Registered Senior Member

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    Wouldn't you expect something like:

    "Here rest Enmos, the hero of animal kingdom."

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  17. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    I certainly hope not..
     
  18. Sciencelovah Registered Senior Member

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    Edit: "Here rest Enmos, the hero for animal kingdom, except human". :shrug:
     
  19. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Nooo ! lol
     
  20. Sciencelovah Registered Senior Member

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    "Here rest Enmos, all animals cry today".

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    "Goodbye S.A.M., America will remember you".

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    I gotta go to Uni, bye.
     
  21. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    I am damaging to nature by being human.. I am not in any way natures hero.
    I just try to lessen the damage.
     
  22. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    "All the animals appreciated his self-sacrificing suicide"
     
  23. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    It's not going to help. Besides I'm reluctant to kill myself, maybe it's my nature..

    I can't understand where the hostility is coming from though.
     
    Last edited: Aug 28, 2008

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