If they made a movie about your life, what section of the video store would we find it in? Adventure? Melodrama? Sci fi? What actor would play you? Who would you like to direct it? Steven Spielburg? Woody Allen? Tim Burton? How would you end the movie?
Title... "I Did It My Way"... sub title... "Comedy Of Errors"... it woud be in the half-price section of the store... i woud play ME an direct it... an right after i turned 85 it woud end wit a little puff of smoke... fade to black.!!!
Fantasy section, as it would be similar to The Secret Life of Walter Mitty - just without the exciting bits in real life! Directing: Terry Gilliam Ending: God coming down from the sky when I'm in bed aged 101 (still with all my faculties) having just watched and actually been impressed with , radiant sunlight behind him, tapping me on the shoulder and telling me that not believing in His existence was a test that I passed.
My life movie would be a mockumentary comedy. It would contain episodes of some of my most awkward and embarrassing moments. I'd have Johnny Knoxville play me, and have it directed by Spike Jonze. It would end with an asteroid hitting earth just when I win the lottery.
