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Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by mustafhakofi, Aug 3, 2004.

  1. vslayer Registered Senior Member

    this is the sort of england up with which i will not put
    -winston churchill

    shit happens

    the one who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the one who is doing it

    back when i was a boy it was 40 miles to everywhere, uphill both ways, and it was allways snowing
    -an old persons ramblings

    in most instances, all an aguement proves is that 2 people are present

    im on a seafood diet - i see food and i eat it

    if swimming is so good for your figure, explain whales

    i love the fortune command in linux

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  3. darktr00per Registered Senior Member

    vslayer---first one was good------but the rest just suck....sound like nothing but fluff or filler.
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  5. alty Brainy Burd! Registered Senior Member

    A few of them have been posted before....

    "We the unwilling, led by the unknown, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful"

    "The only time you learn from the mistakes of another is when they end in tragedy"

    "In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences"

    "Science is what you know. Philosophy is what you don't know"
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  7. chunkylover58 Make it a ... CHEEEESEburger Registered Senior Member

    Imagination abandoned by reason creates impossible monsters. United with her, she is the mother of the arts and the source of their wonders.
    ~Francisco da Goya

    Very few things works as well when covered in chocloate.
    ~Mel Brooks

    To alcohol! The cause of (and solution to) all of life's problems.
    ~Homer Simpson

    Weasling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except for the weasel.
    ~Homer Simpson

    90% of everything is crap.
    ~Theodore Sturgeon

    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
    ~Groucho Marx

    A witty saying proves nothing.
  8. mustafhakofi I sa'id so Registered Senior Member

    I used to be conceited, but now I'm absolutely perfect.

    I may not alway's be right, but I'm never wrong.

    the possible, we can do straight away, the impossible take a little longer.

    The old believe everything, the middle- aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

    One can survive everything nowdays except death.

    He had the sort of face that, once seen, is never remembered.
  9. audible un de plusieurs autres Registered Senior Member

    only the one, but it says a lot.

    The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof, a torrent of verbiage for a spring of capital truths, and oneself for an oracle, is inborn in us.
    Paul Valery (1871 - 1945)
  10. travis Registered Senior Member

    All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed; second, it is violently opposed; and third, it is accepted as self-evident. --Arthur Schopenhauer

    Television is the best device ever designed to convert grey matter into brown matter.--Unknown

    In a corrupt society, the truth can be found by what is forbidden to say.--Unknown
  11. Lemming3k Insanity Gone Mad Registered Senior Member

    'Everything i like is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.'
    'there are three types of people in this world, those who can count and those who cant.'
    (during a snooker match on tv) 'for those of you with a black and white tv the yellow is behind the blue.'
    murray walker motor racing classics - 'the lead car is completely unique from other cars, except the one behind it which is identical.'
    'with half the race gone theres half the race still to go'
    'its raining and the track is wet'
    'this is the third placed car about to lap the second placed car'
    Mark viduka - 'I dont care if we lose every game this season as long as we win the league.'
    Theres gotta be more football ones(especially from bobby robson and trevor brooking).
    Last edited: Aug 9, 2004
  12. mis-t-highs I'm filling up Registered Senior Member

    the Promise of a newly appointed coach of a struggling third division team: "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." cant remember who sorry

    Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that.
    Bill Shankly,
  13. Blaphbee Registered Senior Member

    Kinsmen die and cattle die,
    And so must one die one's self,
    But there is one thing I know which never dies
    And that is the fame of a dead man's deeds.
  14. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

    I have yet to lactate- gendanken

    John Travolta looks like a pork chop with sideburns- gendanken

    The trouble with women is they get exited over nothing, then marry him.- Cher

    Last but not least:
    "So" says Faber to Montag " do our books serve to remind Ceaser of mortality. The things you are looking for, Motag, are in the world but the only way the average chap will ever see 99% of them is in a book...DON'T look to be saved in any one thing, person, machine or library. Do your own bit of saving, and if you drown at least die knowing you were headed to shore"
  15. rGEMINI Fallen Entity Registered Senior Member

    Fear is the mind killer

    I must not fear.
    Fear is the mind-killer.
    Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration.
    I will face my fear.
    I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
    And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
    Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
    Only I will remain.
    -- The Bene Gesserit Litany of Fear from the novel Dune by Frank Herbert --

    Ahhh... Dune the memories... =P
  16. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

    Another litle Frank Herbert gem. I'm paraphrasing. Don't have the book in front of me.

    "Between Gods and men there is no seperation. One blends softly into the other." -Leto, The God Emperor. (I think. Sounds like something he'd say.)
  17. mis-t-highs I'm filling up Registered Senior Member

    and yet another
    Beyond a critical point within a finite space, freedom diminishes as numbers increase. ...The human question is not how many can possibly survive within the system, but what kind of existence is possible for those who do survive.
    Frank Herbert (1920 - 1986), Dune
  18. mickeyboy Powerslave rocks Registered Senior Member

    yesterday is history
    tomorrow is a mystery
    today is a gift
    that's why it's called the present
    (don't know who wrote it)

    I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer (Homer J Simpson)
  19. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

    Damn it all to hell! And damn his retarded son! The man was a frickin' genius and his son is pissing on his work in a way even Nietzsche's sister didn't. DIE!!!
  20. Alpha Ā«VisitorĀ» Registered Senior Member

    "So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence." - Bertrand Russell
    "Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom." - Albert Einstein
    "To see what is right, and not to do it, is want of courage or of principle." - Confucius
    Here's one I found amusing, even though I don't do drugs:
    "If the words 'life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness' don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on." - Terence McKenna
  21. mickeyboy Powerslave rocks Registered Senior Member

    It's nice to be important,
    but it's more important to be nice.

    Man who live in glass house die of skin cancer
  22. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

    And the man a god destroys, he first makes mad.
    Que simple, Simplicio.
  23. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

    "hell is hot, that's never been disputed by anyone"
    - Paulie Walnuts

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